Blind Items Revealed
December 23, 2012
This almost A list celebrity just got married. No pre-nup. She said she would leave him if he asked her to sign one. His family doesn't know yet because he told his family that she did sign one. She made it clear that she wanted to be married before this next huge moneymaker.
Ronnie Wood/Sally Humphreys
Sometimes you can't protect idiots from themselves - said Woods attorney.
ReplyDeleteWhat could go wrong?
ReplyDeleteI would have dropped her and went after another girl young enough to be my daughter if I was him. They are a dime a dozen in his world and many would sign it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he just figured he's got more money than he'll ever be able to spend anyway. What the hell.
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly sure his children are already set with various trusts.
There's no fool like an old fool. Especially on old fool besotted by a 'young thing'. Anyway, surely his kids should fend for themselves rather than rely on the old man's money. Young Sally sounds remarkably smart.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds manipulative at best, elder abuser as worse.
DeleteI do hope he redid his will and left everything to his children.
ReplyDeleteHe made that money, if he wants to spend it on younger vagina, have at 'er. His family didn't make it, I'm sure they're taken care of anyway. As for her, marry for money, earn it erryday, lady!
ReplyDeleteWho??
ReplyDeleteShe isn't a young thing - at least not like his usual post-marriage things. She is a mid-thirties theatre producer.
ReplyDeleteNice legs. Ronnie's obviously thinking with his dick. CNW puts him at $90,000,000 so after Sally makes off with half that, Ronnie will be left with $45,000,000 to carry him to his final day. Which could be anytime now considering he's a Rolling Stone. These guys aren't exactly the most healthy living fellers around.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm supposed to feel sorry for a man who chooses to date someone younger because heaven forbid he date a woman is age! Don't think so, I mean if you are an old man and you marry a young girl and do not have a clue that she is sleeping with your wrinkling ass for money, then you really are delusional.
ReplyDeleteShe only gets half of what he earns while they are married. Probably can also get a lot of alimony. His $90mm or whatever he had going into the marriage are pre-marital assets and are safe.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, wahoo. I really need to smarten up.
Deleteshiiiiiiiiiit....those Rolling Stones will outlive us all. The chemicals preserved them well.
ReplyDeleteToo true Brenda too true. They're pickled and preserved. Though Ronny may have Alzheimers I am sure drug use doesn't help with that disease.
ReplyDeleteEither sign a pre-nup it fuck off. Instead of money going to some unworthy ex in a divorce the wealthy person could donate it to better causes.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the lifestyle while u have it.
*or fuck off
ReplyDelete*énjoy the lifestyle while u have it...no one owes u anything.
Because who wouldn't be desperate to marry an extortionist?
ReplyDeleteI can't blame her, seriously I'd want 45 million to sleep with him as well.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who got Rich Girl stuck in my head after reading Violet's comment? Good thing I love that song.
ReplyDeleteAnd LMAO Froggy. Me too.
Saints, did you also immediately imagine the Hunter episode where the heiress killed herself by eating drug-laced cherry cordial ice cream while that song played in the background?? ME TOO!!
DeleteWhat next huge moneymaker is Ronnie Wood likely to have?
ReplyDelete@TTM, no idea what you are talking about, sorry! A show called The Hunter? Never heard of it.
ReplyDeleteOh sorry, it was a bad TV show in the 80s with Fred Dreyer and an actress called Stephanie Hmmm, somethingor rather
DeleteTTM- Stepfanie Kramer. I remember the show, but an episode or scene? lol
Delete0_0, thank you! It was a scene at the end of an episode! I think of it every single time I hear or see that song referenced
DeleteI got the hunter thing TTM and laughed. If that makes you feel any better.
DeleteWood has alzheimers?? Last I heard he was ok & somewhat sober (relatively speaking--but much better than when he was in the DM every day after dumping his long-suffering ex-groupie wife/tour-mom for the mental girl from E Europe).
ReplyDeleteBecause, I'm pretty sure the Stones were planning to wheel out on yet another 'we hate each other but are too greedy to stop' tour. Air-Guitar & lip-synch are a la mode now, anyway.
'So for a good old-gentlemanly vice, I think I must take up with avarice...' Byron—Don Juan
Wood didn't insist on a pre-nup because pre-nups are not legally enforceable in the UK.
ReplyDeleteThere's no point getting her to sign an agreement that won't be recognized by the court.
Ronnie wood is an idiot.
ReplyDelete@Apple, the Rolling Stones tour. It was cancelled shortly after it started when Mick's girlfriend committed suicide.
ReplyDelete"Almost A list celebrity"? Really? It's Ron fuckin' Wood.
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