Blind Items Almost Revealed
October 14, 2013
Just because he was recently married doesn't mean this A list celebrity/athlete has given up on his celebrity mistress. The opposite has happened. He has been sexting her twice as much as he used to so she doesn't go off and find someone else. Yeah, I don't think he realizes how illogical that sounds.
His team is still in the playoffs.
Dwayne Wade. One ho is never enough.
ReplyDeleteLebron. Wade is engaged.
DeleteYeah. Lebron
DeleteLife is tough, y'all
ReplyDeleteDWade, but it makes me sad
Wade isnt married, hes recently engaged
ReplyDeleteDidn't Lebron finally get hitched?
ReplyDeleteOh. Huh. How about football? Who's got good football gossip?
ReplyDeleteFGS! Find two women that can share.
ReplyDeleteIf a guy with two penii can live with a couple and get satisfaction. Why can't you?
LOL @Steampunk! That was the craziest Reddit ever!
ReplyDeleteBest AMA ever.
DeleteI know I'm late to the game but THANK YOU Seven. You just completed my world.
DeleteI'm in bed at 10:47 in NY and am texting everyone I know. Like a teenage girl once said "I literally just, can't!!!"
DANG! I thought Wade married her.
ReplyDeleteHas to be NBA, not hockey guy is A-list in the USA, and they are the only sports w/ playoffs still going on.
Wow Count J, totally had you pegged for an American. From your typing I didn't get an accent, though your humor is out of this world.
DeleteHas to be MeBron then. Married in 2013.
ReplyDeleteNo hockey guy is A list in the US? And NHL still is in playoff BTW.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go.
Lebron... who's the celebrity mistress
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ReplyDeleteLebron maybe bc wade isn't married.
ReplyDeleteFor @Tina
ReplyDeleteHenrik Lundqvist and Margot Robbie
Whom I as an American hockey fan would consider to be A list and is still in the playoffs:
ReplyDeleteToews - not married
Kane - not married
Sharp - married too long
Hossa - married too long
Carter - not married yet I don't think...
Richards - same as Carter, I'm sure they'll host a double feature
St Louis - married too long
Quick - married too long
Hockey boys either get married to their high school sweethearts or wait until their 30s and after getting the big NTC contract
Also as an addendum, I am a west-coaster so I'm not 100% on who's playing for tbd Rangers and Canadians right now.
DeleteExcept Dominic Moore, whom I love and want nothing but happiness and rainbows and unicorns scoring penalty shots for.
Montreal Canadians Superstar goalie Carey Price was married last summer.Maybe him.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good hockey guess. Also looks like Anze Kopitar got married last year too.
DeleteNo one in the NHL is currently A List outside of the NHL.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Rory McIlroy or whatever listed as A list on a BI and no one outside of golf knew who he was?
DeleteAlso yes thank you for the reminder of reality and that no one watches my favorite sport. This is why I have to post CL ads just to find someone to watch an NHL game with.
Love penii. Now how to get it into a boring conversation!
ReplyDelete@Tina - go Habs go! I saw a Canadiens flag on an SUV the other day. :)
ReplyDeleteNope. You're all wrong. This is Bruce Jenner and his new Malibu love interest and golf partner Cher. He's stuck in Europe and having a lousy time without her.
ReplyDeleteBruce's sext to Cher:
Ditchin da Bitches soon luv U2 & CUNTues - Ur luvR boo.
Thank you Sincerely, both for appreciating my humor and recognizing my membership in the citizenry of the greatest empire known to man.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow we Americans will honor the soldiers who died to make this country great, to bring freedom to many lands around the globe. God Bless America and God Bless those who died in in service.
NEVER
FORGET
!
^5 count. And no one in NhL is ever a list.
ReplyDeleteNah, Sugarbread, there have been some I would think to be A list athletes, not just A List hockey. Gretzky, Messier, Lemieux.
ReplyDeleteCount. But that was years ago for most of them. NFL NBA MLB have eclipsed NhL in modern sports. He'll even European soccer star's are more familiar and famous names than NhL
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