Blind Item #8
This A+ list entertainer(singer) started having sex in a restaurant bathroom with a guy she has been seeing for about a week. When she realized people were looking at her through cracks in the door of the stall though she pulled down her skirt and shirt and silently walked out leaving her guy standing there with his pants down when the door opened.
Katy P!!!
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry
ReplyDelete(Sorry Reno)
Katy/Gaga/Madonna/Lorde
ReplyDeleteMiley?
ReplyDeleteBut hahahahahahahhahahahha at the guy. I hope people laughed and pointed.
Could be Ri but I doubt Ri would stop. Sorry Reno. Where does Diplo fit into this?
ReplyDelete"Where does Diplo fit into this?"
DeleteI am obsessed with that gif. Thanks babe
DeleteI think I might be some kind of special because I wondered what giant lego blocks had to do with restroom naughty time.
DeleteI thought the same thing, Seven! I was just staring at my MegaBlocks in horror!
DeleteI would pay good money to be in a Diplo/Katy P sandwich. Yum.
DeleteWhy are people looking through the cracks. That's rude. In England people would just pretend they couldn't hear anything going on, whistle a bit, wash their hands and leave.
ReplyDeleteI'm obviously very bitchy today -
ReplyDeleteSo, she pulls down her skirt, opens the door and walks out and he's still standing there with his d!ck in his hand?
It's Casper, isn't it?
Classy chick,
ReplyDeleteHey, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
ReplyDeleteIf Katy is with Diplo, this may be Madonna, who is all cleavagey in the DM
ReplyDeleteThere are only a handful of A+ list singers (Katy, Madonna, Brit, Ri, Swift- I think that's it) according to Enty, so there really aren't many options when you narrow it by bf etc
ReplyDeleteAh, decorum.
ReplyDeleteBut its my stapler, my stapler.
Deletei'm not a germaphobe but this stall sex crap makes my skin crawl.
ReplyDelete...unless the place was REALLY clean and um...in the handicapped where the bars would be a plus...
But STILL!
Especially when Count's been weeing on the cistern Steamy.
DeleteI have heard this referenced about the Count, Thank God I missed the original discussion. Bodily functions are not a turn on for me...:/
DeleteSteampunk - I think he said he pees on the tank because he knows people will sometimes do lines on the top and the thought of them snorting his dried urine also is amusing. I see his point.
DeleteWhile I would really REALLY like this to be Katy Perry because I kinda like her and gawd knows she probably needs a palate cleanse after Pooper McGee, I can't see her acting like this. Kesha, totally.
ReplyDeleteI'm not hoping they are snorting off dry urine, I am hoping they are loaded & not paying attention, so they dump out their blow into a puddle of piss.
ReplyDeleteI don't do that in every bar I'm in, just ones where I can tell there are a huge amount of coke heads. I was in a strip club years ago, on a Sunday night, and I would say out of the 35 people in there, the one bartender and I were the only ones not coked up. I knew the 2 different guys in there selling. My one friend brought them together so they could price fix and sample the other guys stuff for future dealings. I pissed all over the top of the toilet tank that night.
Put that shit in a dollar bill and do bumps out of that, especially coke. Meth is a little tougher to do out of a dollar, cause if it is strong and chopped into a fine powder, its gonna burn the fuck outta you if honk a bump to hard. I got ghost pains from my last time partaking, just thinking about it. Atleast the hard burn facilitates moderation. I still have that dollar w/ the other 2/3 I got that night.
See Count this is where we differ because I would have done all of it. Saving for another time is not possible. That answers a lot of questions.
ReplyDelete@Sherry: As it was, I did the bump of meth at 4PM Friday, and didn't get to sleep until 5:30-6AM. If I did it all, I would have been awake until noon on Sunday. That type of binge is boring to me w/o a chick around.
ReplyDeleteWho wants to have sex in a public bathroom????? Yuck!
ReplyDeleteOne hit wonder Lorde isn't A.
ReplyDeleteCher. You divine minx.
hehehe Beyonce. After all she has been through this week, she may have needed a quickie.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift
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ReplyDelete1. Madonna wouldn't stop as see is getting desperate for attention.
2. Ri wouldn't stop because she doesn't give a crap.
3. Swifty doesn't like sex in a pristine setting so it sure isn't her.
4. Brittany doesn't seem like the type to stop.
5. Katy is it as she is the only fit.
Katy, Madonna, Brit, Ri, Swift