Friday, May 09, 2014
Blind Item #7
Itis going to be close whether this B- list mostly movie actress can make it through all the press she is scheduled to do and all the cover shoots at the pace she is taking coke. She kicked the habit several years ago after multiple trips to rehab paid by her family. She can't go to rehab. Producers would have a fit.
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ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz?
ReplyDeleteDakota Johnson
ReplyDeleteDakota doing press for 50 Shades
ReplyDeleteDakota Johnson.
ReplyDeleteDakota or kiki
ReplyDeleteShe probably needs to take it to get through the dross that is 50 SOG. And I say that knowledgeably without even having read it.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Dakota too and I thought I was being clever! She has something else coming out soon.
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ReplyDeleteagree dakota. very sad.
FSoG isn't coming out til Feb 2015. Seems a bit premature.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking @Kristin
Delete@Violet, yep. I predict rehab shortly after the premiere. With no big names attached and the 50 Shades of Whey buzz pretty much gone, that thing is going to bomb hard. People will wait for the Redbox version.
ReplyDeleteKid coming out of X-Men: "Mom, that's my teacher! Hi, Ms Jones! What movie did you see?"
Ms Jones with a bright blush: "Umm..."
Mom looks up at the marquee above the doors Ms Jones is exciting. 50 Shades of Grey.
"Tommy, she saw a grown-up movie about painting! Now let's go get that pizza!"
Side eye at Ms Jones.
*should be exiting, but I'll go with the typo for the sake of Ms Jones
Delete7 I know - at least with a Kindle nobody knows that you were reading it. But actually out in public? Poor Ms Jones. Parents Evening will never be the same.
DeleteMs Jones bites her lip and shyly gazes through her eyelashes while her inner goddess twirls and puts on more Tiger Orgasm lipstick.
DeleteOh my.
Here I am, in a dingy lobby, exiting a movie and feeling the rush of shame following the multiple rushes of pure excitement from down there after the movie. As I put away my lipstick, I recognize Mrs Smith, Tommy's mother, as the chair of the Science Fair. CRAP, we're going to be working together for the next six weeks and her husband just flirted with me!
DeleteMrs Smith subtly delivers a nuanced elbow to Mr Smith's ribs. I can imagine her inner goddess rejoicing, "Why have I never done this before?"
She hands the keys to Mr Smith. "I forgot to mention that Ms Jones and I were planning on having a little ladies' night out after the movie! I'll see you boys at home!"
She toodles her fingers in that suburban mom way, sending her men to the minivan to make their way to the pizza place.
I'm rooted in place. "Double crap! I think. "I can't have drinks with the mother of a student and the wife of the man who I've been having lusty phone chats with for months! He'll hate me!" I start to offer an excuse but she cuts me off with a wave of her perfectly manicured hand.
"Come along, dear," Ms Smith says, sounding like Samantha from Sex and the City. She looks like Samantha, perfect hair, perfect ensemble, perfect smile. How could I ever have thought I could compete? Triple crap!
Dumb.
DeleteYou're dumb.
Delete@Wendy Davis, you knew read 50 Shades of Meh under the covers and are mad that someone's mocking it. Sorry about your batteries dying, though.
DeleteCinematic Xanax of a movie, with a snoozer star, Dakota Johnson.
Delete@kristin, yes the movie still has a while til the theatrical release, but before that is the interviewing, recording of special features/commentary, showing it in each city, and with magazine covers: those shoot between 2-4 months in advance. so for february, she might be shooting in november.
ReplyDeleteif she has lots of down time during post production, it could be a temptation to party/use.
chasing after that lindsay lohan fame...
There's no way at this time Dakota Johnson is anything but a C-list anything. After thus $hit gets reviewed she is back to D-list.
ReplyDeleteMs Jones, groaned Mr Smith, I never knew there were so many uses for a slide rule and compass.
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ReplyDeleteDakota. She was the one hoovering up coke over her holiday break, trying to keep her family from finding out.
ReplyDeleteLol...this is the best writing on the site. Thx for the giggles Violet and 7...and Ms. Jones.
ReplyDeleteThey've had trouble with her for years. Not shocking, really.
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