Monday, May 19, 2014

Blind Item #7

Proving that just because you win an award doesn't make you a nice person, this A list in her mind do everything yelled at her boyfriend in front of a group of people for 20 minutes last week prior to a show. The guy was bright red and was being treated like a kid.

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  1. Klondike won an achievement award last night.
    Plus she sucks.

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    1. OK - who is klondike and why?

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  2. Ugh, Heisenberg wins again. ;)

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  3. Is JLo married to the Friendly Ghost?

    This feels like that joke where one guy asks another guy if his girl asked him to hold her purse. Guy #2 says, "No, why?" Guy #1 says, "Because that's where she keeps your balls."

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  4. Christ almighty, these ladies need to start dating someone their own age. And yes, I would say the same thing for male stars. And gay stars. There's a huge power imbalance when one partner is 1) older 2) richer 3) world famous. It never seems to work.

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    1. Most men their age won't put up with diva behavior.

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  5. You get what you pay for, right?
    Sorry Wiglet

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  6. That Klondike. Enty hates her.

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  7. Looks like you get what you're paid for as well.
    I was gonna say Emma Roberts, but then I saw the award part.
    As if.

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  8. What's JLo even winning awards for these days?

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  9. No ice? No? But barely a blind. Poor Klondike. So hard to get good help these days

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  10. I thought she was naky Reno. Who is that?

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  11. @violet, why, her killer fashion sense...; )

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  12. Does she make a habit of this because I swear this was already revealed...

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  13. I thought so too Steam, but wasn't that when she wouldn't let him order?
    Something something Happy Meal something?

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  14. This screams JLo to me.

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  15. Thanks @Lady!
    It's my girl Katy @Bacon!

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  16. Klondike was an auto correct from JLo.

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  17. If he keeps taking her money, he should know what's coming. Unless he suffers from short term memory loss and every day is brand new, like 50 First Screaming Dates.
    Maybe she has to yell at him because he's not very bright and can't follow instructions. Maybe he enjoys being screamed at in public. Maybe he's hung like a hamster.

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  18. Klondike is JLO. I'm sorry I can't remember which of our CDANers this happened to, but she tried to answer JLo, autocorrect for some reason entered Klondike and we just went with it.
    So, as follows, we have lovingly renamed celebs as so in the past couple months...
    Klondike=JLo
    Brolanski=Franco
    Ratner=Shrimp Fucker
    Everyone in here today=totally fucking awesome (sorry, I made that one up)

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    1. Thanks Reno and Lady H.

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    2. Don't forget Josh Shartnett!

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    3. Heisenberg salutes you, Wiglet.
      Shartnett=Josh Hartnett

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    4. Heisenberg, someone said there's a story about Hartnett on some drug roll and he crapped himself at that Shateau Marmont.

      I'm too afraid to google "Josh Hartnett meth shits" to verify.

      #methshits

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    5. I remember briefly seeing that. I think Derek shared the Shartnett Shateau horror story

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  19. I love the Klondike name for JHO. Remember, she probably doesn't do her own singing.

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  20. JLo is an icon of what?

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    1. Delicious frozen ice cream treats with a jingle coated in chocolaty innuendo?

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    2. Does this mean her nickname is now Iclondike?

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  21. But Casper is a kid.

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  22. She won a billboard "icon" award last night. And did killer lip synching. Also she learned not to wear a flesh colored cat suit, this time she went with a sparkly black one.

    And just to be extra cheeky today, on CB's website, the first picture of Klondike and boy toy.. really and I mean REALLLLLLLLY!!! looks like "I brought my gook looking Son with me".

    For reals gang.. totally for reals.

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  23. Anytime I can guess it quickly, it really should be labeled, "Easy easy."

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  24. Well, considering the age difference, he could be her child.

    Is Jennifer Hudson considered A-list anymore?

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  25. JLO yells at people? I'm shocked shocked I tell you!

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  26. @ Lady H -- LOL iKlondike. Made me spit out my drink.

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  27. When I hear Klondike I think of a frozen barren land. That sounds a lot more like Taylor Swift to me.

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