Thursday, May 29, 2014

Blind Item #4

These two Top Chef judges have been hooking up and one of them is married.

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  1. Clearly this is Dean McDermet Top Chef Canada 2 ; )

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  2. No he's on Chopped Canadian (bacon, mmm)

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  3. I only know this cause I was watching a clip from TrueTori and he was all like "baby lets do anal before I go film in Canada" lol

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  4. "and she was all like NO DEAN I am not emotionally ready to do THAT again"

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    1. I was going to say something snarky about her maybe doing anal earlier but he's not cheating for lack of sex. I'd posit he's more addicted to the adrenaline rush of getting caught. Plus she's crazy. Anal is awesome. Imho

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  5. None of them are rich enough for Padma. Shit, wasn't Krishna's father just a one night stand or short booty call and he's a Dell. Even her booty calls are loaded. Ha!

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  6. Why is it just me and Derek? Is everyone googling Top Chef? Lol I feel so alone. Hold me Derek

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  7. Tom Colicco and .... Gary Busey!

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  8. Gail Simmons and Tom Colicchio

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    1. Well, they're both married.

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  9. I'm totally loving derek's blow by blow of Dean and Tori's show. Feel free to continue, derek :-).

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  10. But seriously, did they really talk about doing anal on their show? Their poor kids are gonna be so screwed up - imagine if you were like 13 and discovered some stupid clip on the internet where your parents talk about having anal sex? Good gravy - it's the stuff of nightmares!!

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  11. All the Top Chef judges are married except for Padma. I'm going with Hugh Atcheson, mostly because he's the only one I would hook up with.

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  12. @Frufa I will spare you the details lollll it gets pretty ugly. Oh but I must add they go to the therapist and Dean starts crying cause he has a small dinky and Tori starts crying cause she is ugly...

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    1. Whew! Glad I'm not the only one to reach this conclusion! Ugly ppl should NEVER cry!

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  13. Just wait til there's a bun in the oven!

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  14. Padma and Emeril. Bam!

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  15. Great heavenly days, derek - I'm gonna have to road trip it out to Cali and swipe those kids so they can have some hope of a normal life. Hope they like laying around playing video games and eating freezer pops, 'cause we are lazing around big time up in here.

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  16. I can guarentee that Mr. F won't talk about his penis in front of the children, though. And dang if I'm not full of great self-esteem, so guess I'll go gas up the Honda Fit and head west!

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  17. Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey. The feud is a facade.

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  18. Gail Simmons and Simon Majumdar. She's holding on to his ears during the ride.

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  19. Padma and Tom. I can see it

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  21. Padma and Chef Tom are always all over each other. He feels safe since she only goes for rich guys, so she won't make it public. He's been known to cheat in the past.

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  22. Sounds like things are really hearing up.

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  23. I'd say Padma and Hugh Acheson

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