Blind Item #4
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor managed to get this foreign born A list entertainer(singer) to his hotel, but when she saw his disfigured peen she hightailed it out the door.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor managed to get this foreign born A list entertainer(singer) to his hotel, but when she saw his disfigured peen she hightailed it out the door.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:15 AM
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Oh god how horrible.
ReplyDeleteVIP get outta The Abby and help us out!
ReplyDeleteFarrell or Butler match the peen description but not the A list right?
ReplyDelete@lady every time there's a reveal, doesn't everyone go OMG but he/she's nowhere near A list!
DeleteWhat's wrong with their junk? How are they disfigured? I shudder to think.
DeleteBoth are rumored to be suffering from sexual dysfunctions as a result of STDs, especially Butler
DeleteRiRi and Fassy :))
ReplyDeleteFassbender and rihanna? Just because
ReplyDeleteFassbender is one of 3 leads on X-menso he must be A list ( after all,Reynolds is A+ list in Enty's mind)
Seal ?
ReplyDelete@SandyBrook
ReplyDeleteMy twin mind :))
Fassy and Iggy Azaela. Because if Naomi Campbell had any brains, she would've worn Fassy Pern down to a nub.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious as to how it got disfigured. Combine accident? Any former farmers boys that are A list?
ReplyDeleteWait ?.friends, I think e all know fassbender is NOT disfigured
ReplyDeleteExtra large isn't disfigured ..it s great..
This is a handicap of sorts..hmmm thinking
And u think riri hasn't had bigger c'mon
Her and someone
Haven't we seen Fassy's cock? If large=disfigured now....
ReplyDeleteI can't. I was going to post a pic of genital wart infestation...I'm too skeeved out..
ReplyDeleteI remember an actor claiming to have a crooked ding dong but forget who it was ---he publically admitted it himself...or was it Johnny Knoxville...
ReplyDeleteIt's not fassy..hois member is freakin perfect
ReplyDeleteRussel Crowe /rihanna
Derek..yeah..Knoxville hurting in the jocksville..
ReplyDeleteBut not him..lol..bad grandpa didn't get him A list
But I adore him anyway
Gerard Butler conchita wurst.
ReplyDeleteIf a woman is used to circumcized men, uncircumsized looks a bit deformed, and almost all European men do not get circumsized or so I am told whereas North American men were circumcsized as a matter of course - not sure when that started becoming controversial
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon,,,you could at least tell us why it's disfigured,,,,you can't just say it's disfigured and leave it. Was he born that way? Was it an illness? Did he do it to himself? Did some ex do it to him? Did he have a genital piercing go wrong? What?
ReplyDeleteew yeah that's a good one Froggy, genital piercing gone wrong....
ReplyDeleteGerald butler and kylie? Just because he's in Australia
ReplyDeleteLOL @ding dong
ReplyDeleteRyan gosling and shakira? He was in Europe this week and she also
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ReplyDeleteCeline Dion and this guy.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you tina,,:-))
ReplyDeleteDisfigured? STD ridden?
ReplyDeleteOK Ladies, we've all been there before, riiiiight???
ReplyDeleteOh sorry, I forgot to include some of the guys as well.
Delete^^^count me out ^^^
ReplyDeleteYeah, it must have been a disease thing fir her to high tail it outta there. Mb full blown herpes ?
ReplyDeleteWHATEVER YOU DO..DO NOT LOOK UP GENITAL WARTS/CROTCH.
ReplyDeleteI can't unsee..(whimper)
Mickey Rourke seems the type to have done something freaky to his wang, but I doubt he's foreign born. Also doubt he could get an a-lister to get nekkid with him.
ReplyDeleteOh god, I just looked it up,,,,,sweet baby Jesus. Can't they fix that?
ReplyDeleteWeird. I know Channing Tatum's disfigured, but I can't think of anyone else.
ReplyDelete(He was burned in a fire doing a stunt and had to get skin grafts. Yes, on his dick.)
@MrWolf, Channimg was on Graham Norton this week discussing it. He says it's all fine now, better than ever.
DeleteJonah Hill (jokingly) confirmed this. Ha e to say Jinah was surprisingly charming and very funny on the show.
We also had Dame Julie Andrews and Pharrell Williams, so another classic Norton sofa.
I'm also curious. Man, that would have to be bad.
ReplyDeleteI will not look up "genital warts". You bastards already put the idea in my head to look up, "blue waffle" and I will never be able to eat a blueberry waffle again because of that!
ReplyDeleteWhat is a "disfigured peen"? A lot of guys have crooked members, but that is pretty commonplace and a lady who would take a guy to a hotel after 1 night has likely seen many of those.
So I decided after typing the above paragraph that I would see for myself and Google, "disfigured penis" under the the Images tab and for the love of all that is holy, do not ever do this! :(
According to google, deformity of the penis can be from Peyronie's disease to ruptured penile skin to blunt force trauma. I saw the pictures and they are pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteRBF sister took one for the team!
Delete@Tina: I was gonna say the same thing. Being from Europe, uncircumsized is normal for me, but I hear most American chicks freak out when they see one with skin. I can believe they think it's 'deformed' when they have never seen/touched one before.
ReplyDeleteCircumsized vs. un -
ReplyDeleteAmerican chick here - it's a very sensitive subject. (Bwaaa)
I feel terrible and shallow for this but I think men should know so ...maybe there can be discussion "up front".
American women are not prepared and for someone I know it's even a deal breaker.
Maybe Europeans feel that way about the cut men. Idk. But if I were uncut I'd drop a hint to us shallow Anericans prior to reveal. It mate spare people so e awkward situations. And you'd be surprised how many Anerican women don't know this.
I think it had to do with what "you grow up on".
Lawd I'm sick of all my typos on this site.
DeleteOT. Did I just hear Tori's finally getting rid of her dog??
ReplyDeleteHopefully a quickie divorce so we don't have to hear about it forever. Phffft.
lmfao @ "Jinah".
ReplyDeleteDef not my Gerry. I know a masseuse and some men in a gym locker room who have seen him and ... his peen is the opposite of this blind, apparently!
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