Sunday, May 25, 2014

Blind Item #4

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor managed to get this foreign born A list entertainer(singer) to his hotel, but when she saw his disfigured peen she hightailed it out the door.

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  1. VIP get outta The Abby and help us out!

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  2. Farrell or Butler match the peen description but not the A list right?

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    1. @lady every time there's a reveal, doesn't everyone go OMG but he/she's nowhere near A list!

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    2. What's wrong with their junk? How are they disfigured? I shudder to think.

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    3. Both are rumored to be suffering from sexual dysfunctions as a result of STDs, especially Butler

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  3. Fassbender and rihanna? Just because
    Fassbender is one of 3 leads on X-menso he must be A list ( after all,Reynolds is A+ list in Enty's mind)

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  4. @SandyBrook
    My twin mind :))

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  5. Fassy and Iggy Azaela. Because if Naomi Campbell had any brains, she would've worn Fassy Pern down to a nub.

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  6. I'm curious as to how it got disfigured. Combine accident? Any former farmers boys that are A list?

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  7. Wait ?.friends, I think e all know fassbender is NOT disfigured
    Extra large isn't disfigured ..it s great..
    This is a handicap of sorts..hmmm thinking
    And u think riri hasn't had bigger c'mon
    Her and someone

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  8. Haven't we seen Fassy's cock? If large=disfigured now....

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  9. I can't. I was going to post a pic of genital wart infestation...I'm too skeeved out..

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  10. I remember an actor claiming to have a crooked ding dong but forget who it was ---he publically admitted it himself...or was it Johnny Knoxville...

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  11. It's not fassy..hois member is freakin perfect
    Russel Crowe /rihanna

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  12. Derek..yeah..Knoxville hurting in the jocksville..
    But not him..lol..bad grandpa didn't get him A list
    But I adore him anyway

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  13. Gerard Butler conchita wurst.

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  14. If a woman is used to circumcized men, uncircumsized looks a bit deformed, and almost all European men do not get circumsized or so I am told whereas North American men were circumcsized as a matter of course - not sure when that started becoming controversial

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  15. Oh c'mon,,,you could at least tell us why it's disfigured,,,,you can't just say it's disfigured and leave it. Was he born that way? Was it an illness? Did he do it to himself? Did some ex do it to him? Did he have a genital piercing go wrong? What?

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  16. ew yeah that's a good one Froggy, genital piercing gone wrong....

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  17. Gerald butler and kylie? Just because he's in Australia

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  18. Ryan gosling and shakira? He was in Europe this week and she also

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  20. Why thank you tina,,:-))

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  21. Disfigured? STD ridden?

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  22. OK Ladies, we've all been there before, riiiiight???

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    1. Oh sorry, I forgot to include some of the guys as well.

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  23. Yeah, it must have been a disease thing fir her to high tail it outta there. Mb full blown herpes ?

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  24. WHATEVER YOU DO..DO NOT LOOK UP GENITAL WARTS/CROTCH.
    I can't unsee..(whimper)

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  25. Mickey Rourke seems the type to have done something freaky to his wang, but I doubt he's foreign born. Also doubt he could get an a-lister to get nekkid with him.

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  26. Oh god, I just looked it up,,,,,sweet baby Jesus. Can't they fix that?

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  27. Weird. I know Channing Tatum's disfigured, but I can't think of anyone else.

    (He was burned in a fire doing a stunt and had to get skin grafts. Yes, on his dick.)

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    1. @MrWolf, Channimg was on Graham Norton this week discussing it. He says it's all fine now, better than ever.

      Jonah Hill (jokingly) confirmed this. Ha e to say Jinah was surprisingly charming and very funny on the show.

      We also had Dame Julie Andrews and Pharrell Williams, so another classic Norton sofa.

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  28. I'm also curious. Man, that would have to be bad.

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  29. I will not look up "genital warts". You bastards already put the idea in my head to look up, "blue waffle" and I will never be able to eat a blueberry waffle again because of that!

    What is a "disfigured peen"? A lot of guys have crooked members, but that is pretty commonplace and a lady who would take a guy to a hotel after 1 night has likely seen many of those.

    So I decided after typing the above paragraph that I would see for myself and Google, "disfigured penis" under the the Images tab and for the love of all that is holy, do not ever do this! :(

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  30. According to google, deformity of the penis can be from Peyronie's disease to ruptured penile skin to blunt force trauma. I saw the pictures and they are pretty awesome.

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  31. @Tina: I was gonna say the same thing. Being from Europe, uncircumsized is normal for me, but I hear most American chicks freak out when they see one with skin. I can believe they think it's 'deformed' when they have never seen/touched one before.

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  32. Circumsized vs. un -
    American chick here - it's a very sensitive subject. (Bwaaa)
    I feel terrible and shallow for this but I think men should know so ...maybe there can be discussion "up front".
    American women are not prepared and for someone I know it's even a deal breaker.
    Maybe Europeans feel that way about the cut men. Idk. But if I were uncut I'd drop a hint to us shallow Anericans prior to reveal. It mate spare people so e awkward situations. And you'd be surprised how many Anerican women don't know this.
    I think it had to do with what "you grow up on".

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    1. Lawd I'm sick of all my typos on this site.

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  33. OT. Did I just hear Tori's finally getting rid of her dog??
    Hopefully a quickie divorce so we don't have to hear about it forever. Phffft.

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  34. Def not my Gerry. I know a masseuse and some men in a gym locker room who have seen him and ... his peen is the opposite of this blind, apparently!

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