Friday, May 09, 2014

Blind Item #2

This A+ list diva/A list entertainer(singer) has a daily diet that consists of 3-4 bottles of wine and champagne beginning at noon each day when she wakes up which she combines with diet pills and prescription pills and three or four bags of chips or french fries. No wonder she has gained 25 pounds the past three months.


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    1. Nope. Pregnant and still (newly) thin.

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  2. This should've been labeled easy-easy. And ew, chips and wine? Girlfriend needs to get back to the Godivas.

    Morning, wigs!

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    1. Correction, Seven: so easy it should have been labelled "Mr X Blind Item."

      Morning!

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  3. Xtina is preg, hopefully not her.

    Mariah

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  4. Mariah (except when she's in a photoshopped pic in which case she's slimmer and more slender and taller than all of us)

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  5. Gotta go worth Kristin.

    Was all for JLo until last line.

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  7. Up until the pills, I was kind of loving this.

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    1. NomNom, it was slightly blissful-sounding, wasnt it?

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  8. Mimi is looking extra EXTRA large lately and she makes it worse by wearing these tiny smedium dresses lol

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  9. Champaign & French fries... A diva's life is tough. Where do I sign up?

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  10. Alcohol and pills? At this rate, she'll be joining Whitney soon.

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  11. Wasn't there just some photoshopped pic of mimi in a bikini somewhere??

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  12. Wasn't there just some photoshopped pic of mimi in a bikini somewhere??

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  13. Ah yes, the highly effective Red Wine 'n Doritos diet. That's how I managed to gain 50 pounds in during a depressive episode in 1998.

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  14. How is that possible? I mean yeah I can drink a bottle of wine but I feel like crap the next day. But 3 bottles plus champipple? Aleve would be my best friend for days after that

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    1. +1 GatorGirl: I'm dead to the world for hours the next day. I'm always amazed at the people who can down 4 bottles of vodka or wine and not be dead.

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  15. mmmm use fry sauce mimi.. good stuff

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  16. GatorGirl - When you wake up and start drinking again, your hangover dissipates. When I have really wicked hangovers, I do bottomless mimosa brunch. It pushes my hangover off til I fall asleep and I can pretty much avoid most bad feels. Then again, I don't drink all day, every day.

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  17. Chips and champagne is actually an excellent pairing! I'm impressed with her wine knowledge.

    I'm sure Mariah will discover Adderall along the way like Xtina did. Then she can drink to her heart's desire!

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  18. @Tori and @Gatorgirl... also very spicy bloody mary's can do the trick :)

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  19. Gaga. Mimi's weight has been consistent. I saw pictures from the new Artpop tour for Gaga and she has packed in the pounds. She does the Janet Jackson yo-yo.

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  20. Oh thats our Mimi fer sho. When she's not in bubblebath, lol

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  21. Breakfast of champions

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  22. Throw some wings in there, and you have a great day

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    1. Hahaha! I'm having that at my next party

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    2. Speaking my language right here.

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  23. Is it big bags of chips or just the little snack size ones?

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  24. Potato chips and champagne...Marilyn Monroe in THE SEVEN-YEAR ITCH, amiright?

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  25. It's just elegant! One of my favorite movies ever.

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  26. I never drink anymore because i had to factor in too much time for recovery.

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  27. Nothing beats downing a tonne of water before going to sleep - and asprin then, too. It really makes a huge difference.

    Of course, better is not over doing it in the first place, etc, etc :)

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  28. Chips and wine? Hmmph.

    Mimi needs to get herself to London for some Bubbledog love.

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