This high profile fiancee might have some explaining to do to her boyfriend if he finds out about the man she was sleeping with until about a month before her engagement. Right now she is trying to buy his silence.
Clooney's girl. Then again it's not like they were in a long term relationship before the engagement. Not that it makes it right but it sounds like she was keeping her options open.
But mostly because I despise her and want her to be exposed as the fraud she is... Course it's cloonys broad...when you ain't gettin satisfiedwant, seek it elsewhere
My first thought was Kamal but how long were they even going out. There were zero pictures of them together until the announcement. Still not sure what to make of this coupling.
How long were they dating before engagement? Not long. Maybe she was as shocked as anyone when he started talking about marriage, which may have been about a month before they got formally engaged.
Whoever Alamuddin is, I hope she loves publicity. Men who are in the spotlight and intend to remain that way should marry someone who loves having their fashion, hairstyles, figure, and childbearing plans endlessly analyzed. Some women love it; JFK Jr. married a woman who didn't, and she was miserable.
Doesn't seem to be as true for famous women who marry civilian men, or for gay couples.
Nutty - cue the announcement from her/his camp about how they are private people and she will continue her legal career as has in the past because she is a private person. Maybe this is the perfect contract for Clooney?
@Texas - I agree that she'll probably continue with her career, at least for awhile. I haven't read much about her, but she seems to be a bit of a showboating type of lawyer anyway, representing prominent clients and relishing the attention. She'll probably be happy to have them report on her courtroom fashion; I'd be shocked if a Vogue profile isn't already in the works.
She's not a courtroom lawyer, per se. She's held a lot of positions with the UN, including adviser to Kofi Annnan. She's a BFD. No clue how CloonTang landed her.
I'm very impressed with her CV. She's at the top of her game and doesn't need him to boost her career. Maybe that's part of the attraction. When he was first going out with Kiebler he took great pleasure in the fact she could whip his butt in wrestling. I think he's attracted to confident women who have ability. If this is a contract he'd better watch himself as I'm sure she has access to the best in the business. My question is what does SHE get out of it? He gets a beard and deflection from the pool party lawsuit, but what's in it for her? Certainly not romantic love.
@Texas, this is exactly right. Perfect contract. This is one of the weirdest situations ever. Dating waitress after waitress then suddenly engaged to a lawyer after a month or so? Whatevs. Not buying it.
@Wiglet, you're absolutely right, she's not a run-of-the-mill courtroom lawyer, but she does appear at the International Criminal Court in the Hague. She's defending Gaddafi's former intelligence chief there.
Kimmykakes. Was hooking up with reggae bush up until a month ago. They were both in la. Amal. Is straight up c looney beard. He is totes freaking out over this Brian singer lawsuit that his people are going overboard/overdrive to build up his heterosexual image. He is about to be named He is also getting married on September 12. Elisabetta. Cannalis. Bday. Nice right
I can see KimK (a) dating a lowlife who would blackmail her and (b) her trying to buy them off. I don't think a world class lawyer would be likely to make either mistake.
Here's an awesome theory...I think Clooney's fiance was sleeping with Julian Assange. How ironic would it be that she was trying to pay HIM off for silence, huh? Wikileaks, indeed.
Really doubt Kanyeangelo gives a fuck about KPig's sexual history, just so long as he doesn't have to be a part of it. Ray J wants to give them some of his cut from the sex video as a wedding gift, for fuck's sake. Any normal and straight man would be homicidal over that insult.
Clooney is gay and the engagement is a stunt I'd bet my bicycle on it. He and the lawyer might actually go through with the marriage, but it will be a Travolta/Preston, Smith/Pinkett, Jay Zed/Gimme Her Dessert, Cruise/Rogers-Kidman-Holmes sort of deal. And sugarbread, I hadn't heard anything about George sweating the Bran Singer thing. This is getting interesting.
"CloonTang" made me laugh way too loud for the office.
If Amal is all that smart, why would she go for a bearding job for someone who might be dragged onto the Brian Singer train? Seems like a huge risk for her own career and reputation. She is beautiful, and perhaps they bonded quickly over shared political views and passions, but seems risky if he is truly part of the Singer scandal. Lawyer math would say that doesn't add up.
Yes. I don't buy for an instant Clooney would ever get married for anything other than wanting to. The man has flaunted for decades his being a happy bachelor. There is no conspiracy theory.
@Topper, great comment! Assange probably can't use money for much, though. Isn't he still holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London? Maybe she promised to bring him a Mars Bar or something if he would keep quiet about their trysts.
kimmie and reggie never got over each other. they are the love of each others lives, but reggie wouldn't have the kartrash circus life and kim refused to give up fame and money for love.. mommy trained fer for gold not heart strings. bg posted a blind yesterday that all but outed george's complete freakout is b/c of b singer lawsuit and their was another bi on bg about 3 months b4 gc got engaged saying this wife was gonna cost him big$$$ but would be worth it. i went to amal right away lainey posted yesterday their hitching day was ec bday
I highly doubt that Kimmy Kakes has been only banging 1 dude behind Kanye's back. And the guy might not be blackmailing her. PMK may have just told her to offer him money to keep quiet because they so much invested in this wedding happening.
I hope for a day of cancellation like the Bennifer wedding way back when.
I'm sorry that I cant remember who came up with KimKardashians new moniker (Harry Knuckes maybe) but I wish we could all use it- little Armenian urinal - or just LAU.
Maureen, she has the Paps following her around and is getting an extended 15 minutes of fame. She sure looks like she is enjoying the attention. Unlike Keibler, she's in a different country where Clooney doesn't have contacts. She can get her sex fix without Clooney knowing.
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ReplyDeleteto be diff KimK
ReplyDeleteClooney's girl. Then again it's not like they were in a long term relationship before the engagement. Not that it makes it right but it sounds like she was keeping her options open.
ReplyDeleteIf this is meant to be Georgie's girlfriend - really? On so many levels I would not believe this. (Show me being proved wrong in the DM next week).
ReplyDeleteI like the KimK guess....
ReplyDeleteyeah, but who was George sleeping with before the engagement? (Double standard anyone?)
ReplyDeleteWell it's their own damn fault for not having the "are we exclusive" conversation.
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DeleteMonogamy must b discussed not assumed.
That's what I was thinking, Vera. I highly doubt the nights she was off with some other guy George sat at home admiring his stamp collection.
ReplyDeleteBut mostly because I despise her and want her to be exposed as the fraud she is...
ReplyDeleteCourse it's cloonys broad...when you ain't gettin satisfiedwant, seek it elsewhere
My first thought was Kamal but how long were they even going out. There were zero pictures of them together until the announcement. Still not sure what to make of this coupling.
ReplyDeleteAlamuddin started to publicly date Clooney in February. If the man had no clue about his hook-up being involved with Clooney, he's a very dumb guy.
ReplyDeleteHow long were they dating before engagement? Not long. Maybe she was as shocked as anyone when he started talking about marriage, which may have been about a month before they got formally engaged.
ReplyDeleteProbably Amal but I agree with the poster that said she was trying to keep her options open. Good for her!
ReplyDeleteTrying to sort out whether 'Kamal' and 'Anal' are spell check offenses or not ...hehe (i'll be sitting in juvenile corner).
ReplyDeleteWhoever Alamuddin is, I hope she loves publicity. Men who are in the spotlight and intend to remain that way should marry someone who loves having their fashion, hairstyles, figure, and childbearing plans endlessly analyzed. Some women love it; JFK Jr. married a woman who didn't, and she was miserable.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't seem to be as true for famous women who marry civilian men, or for gay couples.
Nutty - cue the announcement from her/his camp about how they are private people and she will continue her legal career as has in the past because she is a private person. Maybe this is the perfect contract for Clooney?
Delete@Texas - I agree that she'll probably continue with her career, at least for awhile. I haven't read much about her, but she seems to be a bit of a showboating type of lawyer anyway, representing prominent clients and relishing the attention. She'll probably be happy to have them report on her courtroom fashion; I'd be shocked if a Vogue profile isn't already in the works.
DeleteShe's not a courtroom lawyer, per se. She's held a lot of positions with the UN, including adviser to Kofi Annnan. She's a BFD. No clue how CloonTang landed her.
DeleteI'm very impressed with her CV. She's at the top of her game and doesn't need him to boost her career. Maybe that's part of the attraction. When he was first going out with Kiebler he took great pleasure in the fact she could whip his butt in wrestling. I think he's attracted to confident women who have ability. If this is a contract he'd better watch himself as I'm sure she has access to the best in the business. My question is what does SHE get out of it? He gets a beard and deflection from the pool party lawsuit, but what's in it for her? Certainly not romantic love.
DeleteAnd totally supposed to be Clooney's Anal/Kamal chick -"high powered" is a standard pre for "lawyer."
ReplyDelete@Texas, this is exactly right. Perfect contract. This is one of the weirdest situations ever. Dating waitress after waitress then suddenly engaged to a lawyer after a month or so? Whatevs. Not buying it.
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ReplyDeleteHe is marrying her because he is going to run for office. He needs an educated first lady.
ReplyDeleteI think they're the real deal myself. Cooney ain't marrying for job reasons.
ReplyDeleteI hate that I know this @sandybrook, but something about Kk sleeping with Chris Brown?
ReplyDeleteI just threw up in my mouth a little :/
@Wiglet, you're absolutely right, she's not a run-of-the-mill courtroom lawyer, but she does appear at the International Criminal Court in the Hague. She's defending Gaddafi's former intelligence chief there.
ReplyDeleteKimmykakes. Was hooking up with reggae bush up until a month ago. They were both in la.
ReplyDeleteAmal. Is straight up c looney beard. He is totes freaking out over this Brian singer lawsuit that his people are going overboard/overdrive to build up his heterosexual image. He is about to be named
He is also getting married on September 12.
Elisabetta. Cannalis. Bday. Nice right
I can see KimK (a) dating a lowlife who would blackmail her and (b) her trying to buy them off. I don't think a world class lawyer would be likely to make either mistake.
ReplyDeleteOr what about Kiebler and Stults?
ReplyDeleteMight call into question her pregnancy....
DeleteKamal was an error on my part. Sleepy when I posted that.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Bacon Ranch
ReplyDelete@sugarbread maker... That is some scandalousness right there!
ReplyDeleteHere's an awesome theory...I think Clooney's fiance was sleeping with Julian Assange. How ironic would it be that she was trying to pay HIM off for silence, huh? Wikileaks, indeed.
ReplyDeleteReally doubt Kanyeangelo gives a fuck about KPig's sexual history, just so long as he doesn't have to be a part of it. Ray J wants to give them some of his cut from the sex video as a wedding gift, for fuck's sake. Any normal and straight man would be homicidal over that insult.
ReplyDeleteClooney is gay and the engagement is a stunt I'd bet my bicycle on it. He and the lawyer might actually go through with the marriage, but it will be a Travolta/Preston, Smith/Pinkett, Jay Zed/Gimme Her Dessert, Cruise/Rogers-Kidman-Holmes sort of deal. And sugarbread, I hadn't heard anything about George sweating the Bran Singer thing. This is getting interesting.
And I don't have a guess who it is.
Delete--He is also getting married on September 12.
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"CloonTang" made me laugh way too loud for the office.
ReplyDeleteIf Amal is all that smart, why would she go for a bearding job for someone who might be dragged onto the Brian Singer train? Seems like a huge risk for her own career and reputation. She is beautiful, and perhaps they bonded quickly over shared political views and passions, but seems risky if he is truly part of the Singer scandal. Lawyer math would say that doesn't add up.
Yes. I don't buy for an instant Clooney would ever get married for anything other than wanting to. The man has flaunted for decades his being a happy bachelor. There is no conspiracy theory.
ReplyDelete@Topper, great comment! Assange probably can't use money for much, though. Isn't he still holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London? Maybe she promised to bring him a Mars Bar or something if he would keep quiet about their trysts.
ReplyDeleteIt was me. You're off the hook. Enjoy the honeymoon. Of course the weekly BJs resume in mid-June.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney's fiancé. Whatever her name is.
ReplyDeletekimmie and reggie never got over each other. they are the love of each others lives, but reggie wouldn't have the kartrash circus life and kim refused to give up fame and money for love.. mommy trained fer for gold not heart strings.
ReplyDeletebg posted a blind yesterday that all but outed george's complete freakout is b/c of b singer lawsuit and their was another bi on bg about 3 months b4 gc got engaged saying this wife was gonna cost him big$$$ but would be worth it. i went to amal right away
lainey posted yesterday their hitching day was ec bday
Ciara. Lil Kim. Then again, their fiancées wouldn't care.
ReplyDeleteClooney's girl is a beard.
ReplyDeleteThe Olsen enganged to the French dude?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Clooney and his fiancee. Such a weird relationship there. He has some ulterior motive for doing this.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought Kim K. Maybe she is tapping Reggie Bush again. I always liked those two together. He is way cuter than Yeezy.
ReplyDeleteWould George care? Doesn't seem like it. They weren't together long & he has his own reasons for this engagement.
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt that Kimmy Kakes has been only banging 1 dude behind Kanye's back. And the guy might not be blackmailing her. PMK may have just told her to offer him money to keep quiet because they so much invested in this wedding happening.
ReplyDeleteI hope for a day of cancellation like the Bennifer wedding way back when.
I'm sorry that I cant remember who came up with KimKardashians new moniker (Harry Knuckes maybe) but I wish we could all use it- little Armenian urinal - or just LAU.
ReplyDeleteI will be making this request whenever her name comes up.
DeleteTexas rose you are doing the lord's work on this, but you may want to skip the random photos today.
DeleteI'm all talk Kristin- but will occasionally run it up the flagpole and see if anyone else picks it up. I wish I could remember who used it.
DeleteGay Georgie wants to run for office and needs a quickie family. He found a willing beard/famewhore.
ReplyDeleteClooney is an idiot. He's so Liberal that he buys into all the Muslim crap and his beard is an expert. I wish Cindy Crawford had rejected her.
ReplyDeleteThey've known each other for awhile. I think maybe even pre-Kiebler. I'm a George fangirl and I remember reading about her.
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ReplyDeleteMaureen, she has the Paps following her around and is getting an extended 15 minutes of fame. She sure looks like she is enjoying the attention. Unlike Keibler, she's in a different country where Clooney doesn't have contacts. She can get her sex fix without Clooney knowing.
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