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This B list mostly television actor has a face almost everyone who watches television knows, but would be hard pressed to think of his name. Well, maybe a nickname. The actor was out the other night and had women swarming him but kept turning them all down because they wouldn't do a threesome. Finally a pair of women came over to him and three minutes later our actor walked out with the women.
Norm or Neuman for sure. : )
ReplyDeleteHammaconda?
ReplyDeletearon paul
ReplyDeleteshut.your.mouth.greasybitches1
DeleteFez
ReplyDelete@ Ray, I'm ashamed to say but I would so do that barely legal star f***er.
DeleteI would have to check for open sores first and use disinfectant wipe down as foreplay...
But ...yeah. In a beat.
Maybe the girlfriend helped her remember his name?
ReplyDeletePeter Dinklage
ReplyDeleteI'm liking Ray's guess
ReplyDeleteThey should change the name of Hollywood to Threesomewood.
ReplyDeleteI believe I'm overthinking your comment, @AndrewBW, because it's making my brain sad :(((
DeleteDamn,,,,I can see his face,,,just can't think of his name,,,:-))
ReplyDeleteNoth?
ReplyDeleteThat is great. Just put it out there, and have the star fuckers work it out among themselves. Smart guy.
ReplyDeleteMr. T I pity the fool who doesn't do a threesome
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone!
ReplyDeletewait--Mr. Big! Is that Chris Noth?
ReplyDeletePretty direct, but pretty useful, as it worked. And peter dinkledge wld never! He has a wife and behaves perfectly at all times Imagine the glory of the hammaconda, the amazing technicolor penis, unfurled in all its glory for two to share! Sigh.
ReplyDeleteAuntLicky the imagery of your statement made my morning!
DeleteWhat happened to the good old days when threesomes were just birthday gifts from former tweeners to their fiancés or what have you? I have a hard time believing any dude whose name we don't know had a gaggle of women throwing multiple vagini at him. But if it was Mr. Big I will be needing to phone a friend
ReplyDeleteLol, TTM. I have my own but the friend question is the toughie.
DeleteI don't want competition, :-D
Mike Vogel
ReplyDeleteMayhem
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't kick Dean Winters or Chris Noth out of my bed.
ReplyDeleteOh man, I would totally be all over the Beeper King!!
ReplyDeleteMayhem is a great guess!
ReplyDeleteThe Burger King creeps me the fuck out.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm thinking of the friend I could call in for threesome duty. Sigh I miss the old days. This would be much easier.
@Sherry, The Beeper King, is Mayhem (Aka Dean Winters) and he is Liz Lemons old boyfriend. I would NOT be all over the Burger King!!!!!! But that gave me a very good chuckle!
ReplyDeleteNo idea, so just for a laugh - The Fonz!
ReplyDeleteJeremy Piven. (Ari)
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps Elaine's bf from Seinfeld, who is also a sitcom that plays reruns a lot.
IMHO I don't see this as Noth/Mr.Big. I see him occasionally, he looks like a man who's comfy at home. Then again, he has a penis. (I assume.)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely first thought of Dean Winters also. I'm a huge Law and Order SVU and Rescue Me fan!
ReplyDeleteI laughed when I read it as Mr. Whipple.
ReplyDeleteI like the Mr. Big guess.
@Jessi, I LOVE Dean Winters! He played Tommy Gavin's cop brother on Rescue Me, too.
ReplyDeleteThis story about his recovery from a bacterial infection that stopped his heart and ended up in gangrene made me love Tina Fey all that much more.
Tina Fey put him to work as soon as he was able. “For the ['30 Rock'] season finale, I had casts on both arms, and another on my foot, which was kept off-camera. And she literally had me propped up on a stool.”
Dean Winters’ amazing journey back from death
Is Jamie Farr still alive? Winters rocks. Love the insurance commercials too.
ReplyDeleteDavid Walton just because that is how I'd describe him.
ReplyDeleteDoes David Spade have a nickname?
ReplyDeleteGoing with Hamm.
ReplyDeleteMayhem
ReplyDeleteEric Dane. Wasn't there footage of his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, with another woman that was filmed by him?
ReplyDeleteInto threesomes and wasn't he known as "McSteamy"?
@Lux: That was the Kari Anne Peniche whore who was on Celeb Rehab. At one point in the vid she is calling in their credit card # to her agency.
ReplyDelete@Count, yes that's the one! Weren't they in a bath or a hot tub at one point? Your encyclopedic knowledge of porn and sex tapes astounds me!
ReplyDelete@Lux: Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYes, they were chilling in a hot tub during part of it. NSFW 4 min video
I always thought Dillan Lauren was the closest to a porn doppleganger for Gayheart. If you want to see a porn set beat down, Google "Dillan Lauren Fight Video? She whoops some blond's ass. #PhillyGirlsDontTakeNoShit