Monday, May 19, 2014

Billboard Music Awards Photos Part One

Nicki Minaj

Jennifer Lopez
Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert
Shakira
Jordin Sparks
Shania Twain
Kelly Rowland
Ricky Martin
Iggy Azalea

40 comments:

  1. Is that Klondike's Halloween vamp outfit?

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    1. Hey Charlie, she looks like Cruella DeVille dressed for sexy times...

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  2. Miranda fan- she looks fabulous

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  3. I just want to say "WTF, Carrie Underwood?" WT*A*F?
    JLo has gone over the edge into Hollywood Boulevard territory.

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  4. JLO looks like she doing her best little red riding hood.

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  5. Holy ugly fucking dresses!!!!

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  6. Is JLo wearing a cape? Sweet!

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  7. Nicki looks great. Glad she's toned down the crazy hair and outfits.

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  8. Music awards seem to be a contest for worst dressed lists.

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  9. Nicki Minaj looks so sad! ! And she has one of the only non-fug dresses there. Cheer up, Miss Minaj, you'll be back in frosted pink in no time!

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  10. Is J-Lo channeling her inner Endora?

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  11. J Ho is channeling Endora. Sorry, jHo, you're no Agnes Moorhead.

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  12. Iggy - that is too fancy

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  13. Are iggy azalea and jlo wearing the same dress?? Ooooooo jlo must have been maaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

    And I think Nicki Minaj is gorgeous without the costume make up on

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  14. There was a whole lot of no in those gowns.

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  15. Why is Shakira dressed like Mystique?
    Rebecca Is Mystique

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  16. @QueenAnne Guido - I guess we are showing our TV Land love? (Although I remember watching in the 60s)

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  17. Nicki looks great without all the weird hair and clothing!! She's actually a very pretty person.

    Jenny from the block wore her bathrobe...

    I love love LOVE Miranda, but her clothing choices have gotten boring since she got thin. Navy blue dress and gold dress from the other shows notwithstanding... She looks like Barbie's little sister here... And Carrie. I just can't with that mustard mess...

    Jordin looks pretty, albeit boring.

    I don't know who Iggy Azaelea is, but... I don't like that dress. Or that hair color with her skin tone...

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  18. !!! I forgot Shania!! She's definitely holding her own up there, and I'm happy for her that she's still around.

    And Ricky always looks so much more comfortable now that he's out. I was not surprised in the least, but he just looks so much more relaxed in pics now. Love that.

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  19. I like JLo's dress in weird way!

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  20. @Reno - I do, too. That is my absolute favorite color.

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  21. Carrie's horrible dress matches her horrible personality! She's so mean to people at events. Even little girls. Trust.

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  22. Most of these women look like they bought their dresses out of an old Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog.

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  23. P: Underwood/Lambert tag team

    M: Shania

    B: Shakira

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  24. Miranda looks good!

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  25. Miranda looks great.

    Shania looks different.

    Is JLo wearing red granny panties?

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  26. JLos look reminds me of the green jungle dress from the VMAs that really shot her to A listdom

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  27. Count, you wouldn't have any fun with CU. I bet she'd just lay there or stare at you with her stupid stare. Miranda seems fun though! At least she knows her fans are important. She'd put in some effort.

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  28. @Countess: Some chicks are hot enough where for a 1 time only experience, it could be better if they just shut up, laid there and let me have my fun. SFW bikini SFW bikini front view

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  29. The best move Nicki Minaj made in her career was firing her previous stylist. She looks phenomenal now.

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  30. She'd bitch the whole time count. She has a strange personality off screen. I'm a girls girl too. I loved her until about four years ago. I still love her music, but I consider her someone else when she's public vs private. She is not shy, it's bitchy. I was fine with it until she turned her back to major stars with decades of hits at an event once.

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  31. Klondike dress - It's like Fredrick's of Hollywood has a sponsorship deal with Disney's Malificent!

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  32. +1 @Freya her make under is fantastic but wigs and drag queen make up are like crack, Nicki will be gussied back up in no time!

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  33. OH MY what to say?
    Shakira is fab, love her.
    Ricky looks handsome.
    everyone else.......nothing.

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  34. Jennifer Lopez looks like she's guest starring on Bewitched.

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  35. @Countess: It is a good thing I would have Lambert there to sit on her face and shut her up then ;)

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  36. Oh my sounds like fun....
    Love Nicky minaj she looks so good/ shakira as well....love Kelly Rowland but she is always in queen beys shadow no.

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  37. I think I'm the only person that liked the crazy pink-haired Nicki Minaj. I thought she was cute. She had a whole harajuku/ghetto thing going on and I dug it.

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  38. I'm with you on the double mint Barbies but I would move Shakira to M because how the hell could you pass up tapping that B on JLo?
    That a$$ has probably aspired more men to want the starfish than any other B in history except maybe Biel.

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  39. JLo is on my list of broads I'd rather punch in the throat than fuck.

    If I was doing a Top 3 here, it would be:

    Shakira

    Underwood/Lambert tag team

    Punch JLo in the throat. Then while she is on the floor, gasping for air and hoping her assistant remembers the episode where Radar cut a trach hole, I would talk shit to her.

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