@Saltygirl. Doesn't it just? Totally interrupts the flow of Ferris Bueller when you have to ff'd through a previously favorite scene because you're afraid of what your TV will catch from him.
3 People magazine photo shoots after the porn whore births Tiger Blood progeny. Then when he goes out for coke and whores and expects her to stay home and be a mom, shit will hit fan.
I hope Enty saw the RiRi titty pics, so I can post them in off topic today. I was figuring there would be a RiRi Blind or Reveal I could post em in, but nothing so far :(
I'm more interested in *how* it will end. Murder? Divorce? OD? Divorce Murder-Suicide? Will there be a circus tent involved? Firearms? Exes with hammers? What's the over-under?
Here is what I see happening - they get married and then purchase some rare tigers for each other as wedding gifts. Then they get high. Then they get REALLY high. Then the tiger posts a bunch of #winning selfies to instagram, and the world goes on.
May I make a suggestion/request? I the future, could we refer to him as Chuckles?
Everytime I see someone referencing him in a Blind, I get a little gun shy. Comments like "Charlie is such an asshole" or "I wish that douchebag Charlie would hurry up and die already." always make me initially think... HEY, what did I ever do to you?
Therefore Chuckles would be a great way to differentiate between the two of us. My fragile psyche thanks you.
Thanks for asking! My first marriage lasted 4 years. I filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days, but the divorce wasn't finalized until 1 year and 7 months after I filed, so technically we were married about 2 years. But my marriage to Kanye will be 'til death do us part!
However long it takes one of them to kill the other.
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Delete67 days.Used random number generator programme to calculate this.
ReplyDeleteAs long as his high lasts.
ReplyDeleteI had to wait till 1 for this?!!!
ReplyDeleteUgh.
BORING.
DeleteWarecat, let's tear this joint apart!
Can't type.
DeleteWatching Maury.
It's better than Charades!
DeleteItalians got nothing on Maury guests.
As predictable as Charlie
ReplyDeleteHe makes my skin crawl, which saddens my inner 80's child.
ReplyDelete@Saltygirl. Doesn't it just? Totally interrupts the flow of Ferris Bueller when you have to ff'd through a previously favorite scene because you're afraid of what your TV will catch from him.
DeleteExactly.
DeleteLOL @all of the above
ReplyDeletewho cares.
ReplyDelete3 People magazine photo shoots after the porn whore births Tiger Blood progeny. Then when he goes out for coke and whores and expects her to stay home and be a mom, shit will hit fan.
ReplyDeleteUntil his wife can make his death look like an accident.
ReplyDeleteI hope Enty saw the RiRi titty pics, so I can post them in off topic today. I was figuring there would be a RiRi Blind or Reveal I could post em in, but nothing so far :(
ReplyDeleteI'm more interested in *how* it will end. Murder? Divorce? OD? Divorce Murder-Suicide? Will there be a circus tent involved? Firearms?
ReplyDeleteExes with hammers? What's the over-under?
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ReplyDeleteHere is what I see happening - they get married and then purchase some rare tigers for each other as wedding gifts. Then they get high. Then they get REALLY high. Then the tiger posts a bunch of #winning selfies to instagram, and the world goes on.
ReplyDelete(deleted and edited to add the tiger eats them.)
lol once again @all of the above
ReplyDeleteMay I make a suggestion/request? I the future, could we refer to him as Chuckles?
ReplyDeleteEverytime I see someone referencing him in a Blind, I get a little gun shy. Comments like "Charlie is such an asshole" or "I wish that douchebag Charlie would hurry up and die already." always make me initially think... HEY, what did I ever do to you?
Therefore Chuckles would be a great way to differentiate between the two of us. My fragile psyche thanks you.
Can I call him Carlos tho?
DeleteCarlos is a rock solid choice as well. There isn't even a hint of Hispanic heritage in my pasty, white body.
DeleteI think this one is gonna last
ReplyDelete#mahboo
DeleteTill he gets poisoned.
ReplyDeletelol @OEC
ReplyDeleteI say til at least 4th of July weekend!
ReplyDelete3 months
ReplyDeleteOh, you naysayers all break my li'l heart! Doesn't anyone believe in love anymore???
ReplyDeleteHow long was KimK's marriage? :)
Thanks for asking! My first marriage lasted 4 years. I filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days, but the divorce wasn't finalized until 1 year and 7 months after I filed, so technically we were married about 2 years. But my marriage to Kanye will be 'til death do us part!
DeleteLOL Damn, but I missed the K-Trolls! :)
DeleteYou assume they actually are going to get married. That's not a safe assumption.
ReplyDeleteI think Charlie and his porn star will last longer than Kanye and his
ReplyDeleteI don't see them getting to the alter
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