Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Your Turn

Now that Charlie Sheen is free to marry, how long will his marriage last?

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  1. However long it takes one of them to kill the other.

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  2. 67 days.Used random number generator programme to calculate this.

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  3. Anonymous10:02 AM

    As long as his high lasts.

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  4. I had to wait till 1 for this?!!!

    Ugh.

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    1. BORING.

      Warecat, let's tear this joint apart!

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    2. Can't type.
      Watching Maury.

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    3. It's better than Charades!
      Italians got nothing on Maury guests.

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  5. As predictable as Charlie

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  6. He makes my skin crawl, which saddens my inner 80's child.

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    1. @Saltygirl. Doesn't it just? Totally interrupts the flow of Ferris Bueller when you have to ff'd through a previously favorite scene because you're afraid of what your TV will catch from him.

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  7. LOL @all of the above

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  8. 3 People magazine photo shoots after the porn whore births Tiger Blood progeny. Then when he goes out for coke and whores and expects her to stay home and be a mom, shit will hit fan.

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  9. Until his wife can make his death look like an accident.

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  10. I hope Enty saw the RiRi titty pics, so I can post them in off topic today. I was figuring there would be a RiRi Blind or Reveal I could post em in, but nothing so far :(

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  11. I'm more interested in *how* it will end. Murder? Divorce? OD? Divorce Murder-Suicide? Will there be a circus tent involved? Firearms?
    Exes with hammers? What's the over-under?

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  13. Here is what I see happening - they get married and then purchase some rare tigers for each other as wedding gifts. Then they get high. Then they get REALLY high. Then the tiger posts a bunch of #winning selfies to instagram, and the world goes on.

    (deleted and edited to add the tiger eats them.)

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  14. lol once again @all of the above

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  15. May I make a suggestion/request? I the future, could we refer to him as Chuckles?

    Everytime I see someone referencing him in a Blind, I get a little gun shy. Comments like "Charlie is such an asshole" or "I wish that douchebag Charlie would hurry up and die already." always make me initially think... HEY, what did I ever do to you?

    Therefore Chuckles would be a great way to differentiate between the two of us. My fragile psyche thanks you.

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    1. Can I call him Carlos tho?

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    2. Carlos is a rock solid choice as well. There isn't even a hint of Hispanic heritage in my pasty, white body.

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  16. I think this one is gonna last

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  17. Till he gets poisoned.

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  18. I say til at least 4th of July weekend!

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  19. Oh, you naysayers all break my li'l heart! Doesn't anyone believe in love anymore???

    How long was KimK's marriage? :)

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    1. Thanks for asking! My first marriage lasted 4 years. I filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days, but the divorce wasn't finalized until 1 year and 7 months after I filed, so technically we were married about 2 years. But my marriage to Kanye will be 'til death do us part!

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    2. LOL Damn, but I missed the K-Trolls! :)

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  20. You assume they actually are going to get married. That's not a safe assumption.

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  21. I think Charlie and his porn star will last longer than Kanye and his

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  22. I don't see them getting to the alter

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