Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Your Turn

Now that Charlie Sheen is free to marry, how long will his marriage last?

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:00 AM

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36 comments:

  1. Lady Heisenberg10:01 AM

    However long it takes one of them to kill the other.

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    1. Unknown10:05 AM

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  2. haydnhorse10:02 AM

    67 days.Used random number generator programme to calculate this.

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  3. Anonymous10:02 AM

    As long as his high lasts.

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  4. WareCat10:02 AM

    I had to wait till 1 for this?!!!

    Ugh.

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    1. Kristin Wigs10:19 AM

      BORING.

      Warecat, let's tear this joint apart!

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    2. WareCat10:38 AM

      Can't type.
      Watching Maury.

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    3. WareCat10:42 AM

      It's better than Charades!
      Italians got nothing on Maury guests.

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  5. haydnhorse10:03 AM

    As predictable as Charlie

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  6. saltygirl10:05 AM

    He makes my skin crawl, which saddens my inner 80's child.

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    1. Gayeld10:38 AM

      @Saltygirl. Doesn't it just? Totally interrupts the flow of Ferris Bueller when you have to ff'd through a previously favorite scene because you're afraid of what your TV will catch from him.

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    2. saltygirl11:50 AM

      Exactly.

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  7. aemish10:06 AM

    LOL @all of the above

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  8. rolotomassi10:07 AM

    who cares.

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  9. Count Jerkula10:08 AM

    3 People magazine photo shoots after the porn whore births Tiger Blood progeny. Then when he goes out for coke and whores and expects her to stay home and be a mom, shit will hit fan.

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  10. MontanaMarriott10:09 AM

    Until his wife can make his death look like an accident.

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  11. Count Jerkula10:12 AM

    I hope Enty saw the RiRi titty pics, so I can post them in off topic today. I was figuring there would be a RiRi Blind or Reveal I could post em in, but nothing so far :(

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  12. Kno Won10:14 AM

    I'm more interested in *how* it will end. Murder? Divorce? OD? Divorce Murder-Suicide? Will there be a circus tent involved? Firearms?
    Exes with hammers? What's the over-under?

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  14. saltygirl10:16 AM

    Here is what I see happening - they get married and then purchase some rare tigers for each other as wedding gifts. Then they get high. Then they get REALLY high. Then the tiger posts a bunch of #winning selfies to instagram, and the world goes on.

    (deleted and edited to add the tiger eats them.)

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  15. aemish10:17 AM

    lol once again @all of the above

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  16. OneEyeCharlie10:19 AM

    May I make a suggestion/request? I the future, could we refer to him as Chuckles?

    Everytime I see someone referencing him in a Blind, I get a little gun shy. Comments like "Charlie is such an asshole" or "I wish that douchebag Charlie would hurry up and die already." always make me initially think... HEY, what did I ever do to you?

    Therefore Chuckles would be a great way to differentiate between the two of us. My fragile psyche thanks you.

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    1. Beetlejuice10:28 AM

      Can I call him Carlos tho?

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    2. OneEyeCharlie10:34 AM

      Carlos is a rock solid choice as well. There isn't even a hint of Hispanic heritage in my pasty, white body.

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  17. Beetlejuice10:24 AM

    I think this one is gonna last

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  18. Wen10:42 AM

    Till he gets poisoned.

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  19. aemish10:45 AM

    lol @OEC

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  20. AListDiva10:50 AM

    I say til at least 4th of July weekend!

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  21. cricket11:53 AM

    3 months

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  22. Meanie Rhysie12:21 PM

    Oh, you naysayers all break my li'l heart! Doesn't anyone believe in love anymore???

    How long was KimK's marriage? :)

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    1. Kim Kardashian12:48 PM

      Thanks for asking! My first marriage lasted 4 years. I filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days, but the divorce wasn't finalized until 1 year and 7 months after I filed, so technically we were married about 2 years. But my marriage to Kanye will be 'til death do us part!

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    2. Meanie Rhysie2:02 PM

      LOL Damn, but I missed the K-Trolls! :)

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  23. Fiona3:16 PM

    You assume they actually are going to get married. That's not a safe assumption.

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  24. cricket5:09 PM

    I think Charlie and his porn star will last longer than Kanye and his

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  25. TLP8:11 PM

    I don't see them getting to the alter

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