Monday, April 28, 2014

Today's Blind Items - The Closeted Mess

This B- list mostly movie actress who is currently starring on one of those almost television shows is battling a huge drinking problem. She missed a lot of time on the show because of her drinking. During filming she usually has a flask of gin nearby or even holding it if she can get away with it. It is also affecting her relationships. Our actress if deeply embedded in the closet. She loves her current girlfriend even though she denies to the world that that she is in any kind of relationship. The girlfriend can't handle the drinking and the rages and violence that come with it. All of the relationships of our actress, whether they be bears or loves always end up in a boozy tragic pile and her career which had rebounded is headed for that same pile. The drinking and pills have increased to the point where something needs to be done.


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    1. Hey VIP! You were missed.
      Did you pick up any good gossip while you were away?
      ( not that there's anything wrong with that, if you didn't) ;-)

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    2. Def Natasha, although I thought it was known that she likeda ladies...

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  2. Well look who's here :)

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  3. Taylor Schilling? Not mostly movie tho I think.

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  4. Wan't NL in rehab for quite some time for drugs and alcohol?

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  5. famke jensen seems..off
    hemlock grove

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  6. I like the Natasha guess, but for someone who's on a show about two lesbians in prison, you'd think she'd come out already. Frankly, it would be the least controversial reason she's ever been in the news.

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  7. Natasha has been up front about her issues with drugs and addictions, she's given many interviews about it. I really hope it's not her. :( I don't think she's gay, I think that rumour comes from the roles she plays.

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  8. I don't know about NL. would it really be a big deal if she came out?

    I'm thinking more someone from a CW show, to me Netflix is not an almost network. Generally that term is reserved for channels that you can get for free.

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  9. NV I obvs need more coffee

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  10. I'm sorry...I don't understand the use of the word "bear" in this blind.
    Is "almost television" different from cable, as in Netflix?

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  11. Yeah hasn't Natasha played lesbians anyway (But I'm A Cheerleader comes to mind). Hate for her to be falling off the wagon. I know she's had her issues for sure.

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  13. I'll throw Kate Mara in there.
    She was on House of Cards.

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  14. Easy. TARYN MANNING. remember the "assistant" she beat up and was thrown in jail for. they were lovers.

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  15. I was thinking Kate Mara myself, but I have no idea if she has a well known drinking problem.

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  16. Hope not Natasha. She's just getting work again after drug issues. She was looking good at an event recently.

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  17. Maybe it's supposed to be "beards" and not bears? Bears are hairy gay mens.

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  19. Relationships with bears would make me drink too much as well.

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  21. Robin Wright. How else could she put up with Sean Penn sniffing his own shit and staring at himself in the mirror, w/o booze and pills?

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  22. Ok, rachel.
    We get it.
    It's Taryn then.

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  23. Natasha Lyonne is out! I'm on board with Taryn Manning.

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  24. Am I a horrible person for hoping it's Taryn and not Natasha??

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  25. VIP! See, the Clooney Apocolypse won't happen after all because all is right again in the CDAN world. *breathing sigh of relief*
    #NoAmbienNeededTonight

    Hope this actress gets some help. Perhaps her character can be thrown in the hole, while she goes to rehab?

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  26. Wasn't Natasha's drug of choice heroin?

    I don't remember her drinking....

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  27. She was a drunk as well...DWIsn Miami etc when with Furlong
    Plus I be been at events with her and kinda found her a belligerent drinker....I think I was trying to get one for the road in/aka a last call and she was all pious and said "drink much " or something rude;meanwhile we were at table all night. Together and hung out and she no wallflower with the free booze.
    Thee I vented, would not be shocked if herAGAIN.
    But go with TM

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    1. Tricia, I think that typoed 'then I vented,' yes?

      I for one would love to know what you vented, plus the reaction!

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  28. @Count Jerkula: It can't be Robin Wright. She's engaged to Ben Foster and besides the fact that she's very thin, she doesn't give the addicted vibe.

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  29. I love Natasha and although I can believe she could fall off the wagon again, I have a hard time seeing her as closeted or afraid of coming out for any reason.

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  30. I hope it's not Natasha Lyonne relapsing. And I doubt she'd be staying in the closet if she was a lesbian. The Taryn Manning guess is actually quite good.

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  31. Taryn has been a mess in the past, she always looks smelly and greasy. Wasn't that her who posted a selfie on a toilet and her unders didn't look clean? (I could barely typed that)

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  32. Going with Taryn Manning.

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  33. Natasha has some big chronic medical issue, not diabetes but maybe renal disease? I'd think drugs would be a big no-no for her.

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  34. I think it's Manning instead of Natasha.

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