Friday, April 04, 2014
Random Photos Part Two
Kelly Osbourne has looked a little worse for wear the past couple of months since her split.
Blossom goes for the glasses look at an event last night.
Hello Minnie Driver.
Another day another Nikki Reed walking around LA photo.
Aaron Paul waiting for his lunch meeting.
Peter Dinklage and his family in NYC.
Shakira showing off her taste in bras to an appreciative
Blake Shelton and Adam Levine.
Carson Daly tried to cover his appreciation.
Taking a break from the LensCrafters Witch Hunt™, Amy Farrah Fowler can rock the rims.
ReplyDelete<3 Minnie Driver forever.
Aaron Paul: Where's my belgian waffle, @Sugar Betch?!
I didn't realize Adam Levine was ... vertically challenged?
What is this LensCrafters crusade you've been on?
DeleteAdam Levine is like a little Shetland pony.
I would make him a lemon Belgium waffle if he called me bitch in bed all night , the night before. Or a nice bourbon peach waffle.
Delete@Kristin, apparently my LensCrafters joke about all the celebs who are suddenly sporting black framed specs is actually a poorly disguised witch hunt. At least that's what I'm told.
DeleteSeven, makes complete sense. (whaaaa?)
Delete@Seven, I love you more than a lot of things, but the LensCrafters joke was getting old, that's all.
DeleteYou're still purrty cool tho.
@Seven-at least you're not obsessing over what was said about it.
DeleteTotally! Googling Allrecipes for boiling bunnies isn't helping, though. :/
DeleteSigh. I'm only absent a little bit, and discover that we've moved on from critiquing @TTM's CDaN contribution, to appraising @Seven's jokes for originality, frequency of use, and subtext.
DeleteI do want to join in - @Seven, if there is an agreed scale and criteria sheet, can we share it on Google Docs with THE LIST? I wouldn't want to judge the calibre of your jokes to an inconsistent standard.
I'm sorry, @Seven. :-((
DeletePlease don't boil me.
@Alita
Delete@CocoaBeachBunny
Uhhh, just how much do you love your luggage, Seven? :-/
DeleteAlita, I like Seven. The criticism wasn't meant to be harsh.
Adam Levine is 4'2"?
ReplyDeleteNo, he's 5'11" and it's Blake Shelton who's tall: 6'5"
DeleteI believe Blake is 6'5, internet varies on Adam, but yeah 5'11''... with two inchish lifts MAYBE. But Blake is towering over him lol
DeleteHey, @Lady H! Glad you're back :-)
DeleteThat's what I was wondering. Thanks.
DeleteI call BS on Adam being 5'11. He's, at best, 5'9. Short men have tricks to look taller and he uses every one. His rationale with Blake, Everyone looks small in comparison. ( short daddy,tall mom) ;-)
DeleteHey @Cocoa!!!! Where is the sun today? It's fucking Friday! Oh you betches can't get rid of Heisenberg because rumor has it that Lady H is a TROLL!!!! Remember?!
DeleteYep @ Jazz! I love both of these men, but it was so funny when NPH and Craig Ferguson were both very obviously wearing lifted shoes during a taping a few months back. I was with my short male friend who was super jelly and determined to figure out their shoe brands lol
DeleteIt's sunny where I am, Lady H. :-)
DeleteI was just in Newport earlier, it was cloudy. (*ducks from everyone actually in shitty weather, sorry*). What game are you seeing again this weekend?
DeleteI was only in Anaheim last week for Sweet Sixteen and Elite Eight games. Oh, and the La Habra earthquake.
DeleteDammit it WAS fucking Kelly in Blind 7/8 and I deleted it! SMFH. Dammit Kelly! Thanks for making that up to me with my Pinkboo, Enty! Perfect Friday prezzie to Heisenberg!
ReplyDeleteNicki Reed has replaced mink a gyming-kelly??
ReplyDeleteOMG Minnie looks amazeballs!!! Baby Dinklage is adorbs.
ReplyDeleteDinklage pushing a baby carriage just have me the warm & fuzzies! So cutie!!!!
ReplyDeleteMinnie looks great.
ReplyDeleteTyrion is cool.
Dangit, it Was Kelly...
ReplyDeleteDamn,Minnie. Show yourself!
Dress Carson in vestments and he could follow the Pope. Such a weird guy.
Yup. You can take that win, Jazz since I deleted it like a dum dum. That's what I get for second guessing my gut instinct though.
DeleteMinnie Driver looks fabulous.
ReplyDeleteIf you are only going to comment it is their "daily pap shot", why do you post pics of Nikki Reed, Emmy Rossum, and the rest of the people you make the same comment about?
Shakira
ReplyDeleteReed
I'm stumped here. Hate Minnie, Kelly and Blossom. I guess Minnie would be my 3rd choice, doggy or reverse cowgirl, and her panties would be wadded up and stuffed in her mouth.
I thought Adam was much taller then that? I was actually shocked that Carson is as tall as he is!
ReplyDeleteBlake is 6 foot 5?????? I never knew that.
ReplyDeletedidnt we suspect kelly as the answer to a blind earlier? her popping up then in the pics seems a little telling.
ReplyDeleteMinnie is fab!! Love her!
ReplyDeleteHow funny I went and looked up Adam and he says he 6'! Wow talk about embellishing.
ReplyDeleteHowever, he looks to be tucking to the right and may be giving the Hammbone some competition. Sorry kids, I so would!
Little Girl Dinklage is getting bigger and is such a cutie pie. Look how she has her little dolly. Collective Ahhh everyone.
Minnie Driver's new show is kinda cute. Of course, the minute I get attached, it will be cancelled.
ReplyDeleteKelly Osbourne will never be anything but a joke. She's got tattoos on her feet for fuck's sake.
ReplyDeleteMinnie and her muff. And her tits too. Let's not forget her tits.
Aaron Paul has genital warts.
Apparently Dinklage can be a little short with people.
Shakira getting a little sun.
whats wrong with feet tattoos?
ReplyDeleteHeadrot, Harry hates tats, that are a mark of trash of all colors.
Deleteheadrot, I really don't like tats on girls. I just don't. They mar the view, if you know what I mean. Don't mind them on guys, really couldn't care less. Just not on girls.
DeleteAdam looks so tiny!
ReplyDeleteHere are some Shakira gifs for ya, Harry. SFW :(
ReplyDeleteShakira
Working a speaker
Wigglin that dumper
Thanks for that Count. The second one especially. She's just flat out air fucking in that one!
DeleteMinnie Driver? Is it a midget? No it's Minnie Driver! Love abfab
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally If Enty didn't post their pictures daily there wouldn't be enough choices for Jerkula's fuck lists. And we couldn't have that.
ReplyDeleteActually, Moo, it was the repetition that bored me with it for a while. There has been some fresh poontang in the pics that has re ignited my interest.
ReplyDeleteRossum is a solid throw in on the lists, to avoid putting nargs and twunts on it. Screen caps of her creamy white cans and dumper are all over the net, so you know what you are in for. Only thing that could ruin it is a pair of thick, chewy piss flaps.
@harry makes sense
ReplyDeleteFor a split second I thought Miss Mayim was Rachel Maddow. Not a criticism!
ReplyDeleteSnap..That's who Mayim reminded me of at first too but I couldn't put my finger on it. Good eye.
ReplyDeleteI wish they'd fire Kelly and get someone who actually knows about fashion on Fashion Police. Give the $400k she "earns" each year to someone far nicer and more deserving! They've had a few fill-ins for Giuliana who could do the job better than Kelly does ... Kimorra Lee Simmons is the obvious choice (but probably wouldn't want to share the limelight).
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha Adam Levine should not stand next to Blake Shelton. Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt makes the 'I'm a badass' leather jacket and sunglasses look ridiculous. More ridiculous. Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLook at his little skinny legs! Hahaha
ReplyDelete