Five parts today.
Kate Capshaw and Michelle Pfeiffer struggle to find the AARP tent at Coachella.
Apparently Robin Thicke still has female fans.
Simon Cowell buys absolutely nothing at Whole Foods.
Sofia Vergara practices her Queen wave.
Tori Spelling filming her reality show with Dean McDermott.
After not eating for a week, Victoria Beckham could not manage to open her car door.
A month in Bali did wonders for Yolanda Foster who looks great.
At the same event were Billy Crystal and his wife.
John Corbett was there too.
Vergara
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Foster
Hmmm a month in Bali, they have good plastic surgeons there? It's a great concept you have the combo vacay/refurb at the same time.
ReplyDeleteIs Corbett wearing duct tape?
@Tina Mallette no way would you get surgery in Bali, Thailand is better set up for it. However Bali is over-run with spa/health/yoga retreats where you eat macrobiotic dust for a month and come back looking like YF.
DeleteHoly hell, Aiden. You are at Coachella, not a Heaven's Gate rally. May as well be the same thing but I digress. It's all in your head, Aiden...stay calm until help arrives
ReplyDeleteWhat in the botulated-pigskin-hell happened to Billy Crystal's melon?
ReplyDeleteYolanda, as usual, looks like she was plucked from the lemon tree heavens.
Kris wig-bad surgery, a la lady bruce only i dont think billys was intentional.
DeleteAuntliddy if we poke his face with a stick, ya think cream cheese will ooze out?
DeleteKriswig, lol
DeleteLove. Yolanda's dress!
ReplyDeleteKate Capshaw looking pensive.
ReplyDeleteYolanda Foster off on a hike.
Corbett is using the shit he sells for Walgreens maybe?
ReplyDeleteTori looks as good as usual ( not so).
Why does Billy Crystal have bloat face and an enormous head? It's not like he looks like he gained weight.
ReplyDeleteWell, when I enter a grocery store, my cart is empty, too.
ReplyDeleteLove the Foster lady's dress and look!
John Corbett is wrapping himself in tinfoil until he gets home to me.
Oh dear, Billy Crystal's neck...
Well, that's an interesting outfit John.
ReplyDeleteOh oh, Coachella is really losing its coolness when the 50+ ladies start coming out. You young whipper snappers will have to find a new place to hang out.
Simon is headed straight for the bakery department.
ReplyDeleteyolanda looks great
ReplyDeletemonth at bali, month recovering from facelift
When your music festival has the Replacements, the Pet Shop Boys, Bryan Ferry, and Beck in your lineup, you best expect the olds.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Motorhead?! (http://www.coachella.com/#) I thought they had died.
@Topper Lemmy stills rocks on!!
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do Kate Capshaw and Michelle really expect anyone to believe they're at that ridic festival for the music? They are both old enough to have been at Woodstock for fuck's sake.
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ReplyDeleteOld people like music too. I've attended the ACL festival for 12 years & I'm nowhere hear the oldest person there. Thank God for ancient Austin hippies. I'll always be 10 years younger than that generation. And they'll all die doing fist pumps at a concert.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I love Billy Crystal, but I was coming on to say why is his head too big for his body? Pfeiffer always looks great.
ReplyDeleteYum! Chris-in-the-Morning! Not sure why he's wearing a baked potato's suit, but...okay.
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to sound ageist, but I feel like almost every actress Of A Certain Age should not try that bare-faced look, nor can they get away with it. Michelle P. can. I want what she's having. (And c'mon! She was only 11 during Woodstock.)
Tori's look...does that mean that stompy black boots and floral minidresses are coming back?! Yes, I still love that circa-1993 look. *shrug*
Donna Martin is dressing like its 1994.
ReplyDeleteYes, Robin Thicke has female fans. Dang him anyway. Why can't I quit you, insensitive-pinky-ring guy??
ReplyDeleteYeah bad outfit on tori. Corbett-wtf??!!
ReplyDeletewhat is Corbett wearing????
ReplyDeletedon't know who Yolanda is but that is a sick body......damn girl
Hm, Tori. So is it already time to bring 90s baby doll dresses back into style? I'm not ready for that.
ReplyDeleteThat does not look like Kate Capshaw at all.
ReplyDeleteI think Billy is getting the old man waddle but had his face tightened heightening the effect. At least he has an age appropriate wife.
Sadly John looks a little like Dean McDermott.
Sorry but there are age appropriate festivals for us old ladies to hang out in. Not sure Coachella is one of them. Apologies to Lazy Day603. (Feel like giving you the nickname LadyDay)
Becky it comes down to how you experience live music. If it's a social event, then the party does pass you by at some point. If hearing live music is a religious experience, you'll keep attending that church for the rest of your life.
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DeleteKate is gorgeous
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