Tuesday, April 08, 2014
Random Photos Part Five
Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig hitting a red carpet together gets the top spot.
Alec Baldwin still in NYC.
Colin Firth waves to his fans.
Carrie Underwood and
George Strait with Merle Haggard honoring the military.
Elsa Pataky had twins three weeks ago.
Emma Roberts in LA yesterday.
Anne Hathaway and her couture snuggie.
Heidi Klum and her mom.
So I assume New Yorkers don't use a carseat for the baby in a cab... right?
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT! Merle Haggard (he alone deserves top spot!)
ReplyDeleteDamn Elsa all that Wright in 3 weeks?!
George Strait apparently irons his jeans. Look at that sharp crease!
ReplyDeleteRachel and Daniel look so uncomfortable. I want them to work, so I'm assuming gas.
ReplyDeleteHelloooooo, Colin Firth!
Elsa, put that boy down and summon THOR to pick him up! Please?
Oh, look, Heidi Klum.
7, psst. That's a lady baby Thor has.
DeleteDangit, Wigs, my brain is frozen today!
DeleteCommence dethawing.
In all fairness, 7, I'm not a baby scientist so that could be a small dinosaur with a merkin on its head for all I know.
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ReplyDeleteRoberts
Pataky
Colin Firth! ! George Strait!! MERLE HAGGARD!! Holy cow.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere there is a rotting painting in a closet and a contract signed in blood, because George Strait has looked exactly like that for 30 years
Elsa must've had the babies naturally cause of lifting that kid. She looks great.
ReplyDeleteCraig and Weisz look miserable together. Wonder which one is the bigger asshole to live with? I'm gonna say she is. She just looks like a cranky-ass bitch.
ReplyDeleteIf Alec were trapped in the mountains with no food, I wonder if he would actually eat the baby?
Carrie Underwood bikini butt.
Like her Aunt Julia, Emma Roberts' ugly inside is showing on the outside.
ReplyDeleteColin Firth is a bespectacled sex god. Nothing ugly going on there.
I hope that isn't a beginning case of meth mouth on Emma Roberts :(
ReplyDeleteYes, we New Yorkers use car seats in cabs.
ReplyDeleteMr Craig's gay face.
ReplyDeleteMr Darcy ..... Grrrrrrr.....
Alec just yelled at that child.
Been lurking for a while--felt compelled to confess my undying love for George Strait. Geez, Emma looks like she's aging in dog years--yikes!!
ReplyDeleteHi Dallas Alice!
ReplyDeleteHi Leek!! Glad to be here :-)
ReplyDeleteNJ--I spent many hours and many cans of spray starch ironing sharp as hell creases in my jeans so I could two-step my 20's away at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth, TX. Good times (at least the little bits I remember).
ReplyDeleteNothing makes the regulars here seem more like pathetic idiots than their mindless bashing of Alec Baldwin. What I see in that picture is a happy baby in the arms of a devoted father. He's not the one pimping out the tot for publicity.
ReplyDeleteB. Profane. To quote Foghorn Leghorn : it was a funny, kid. A joke.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig needs a better tailor. Those pants are dreadful.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think he more than earned that joke after the "Dirty little pig" incident.
ReplyDeleteUhhh... asked if NYers use car seats in cabs, Harry made a joke about Alec Baldwin being a North of the Wall dweller, Geez Louise made a joke about Alec's propensity for yelling.
ReplyDeleteSo 3 out of 21 comments making a joke about the "devoted father" equals pathetic idiots mindlessly bashing Alec Baldwin. Glad I missed "the regulars" roll call today, I may have called him a thoughtless little pig just because.
Alec's baby is a cutie.
ReplyDeleteElsa looks good.
Heidi's mom is freaking gorgeous.
Although his outburst to his daughter was awful, any father who has been through a bitter divorce understood the context. It was one incident.
ReplyDeleteThe fact is that, overall, Baldwin gets unfairly bashed on this forum. It's not gossipy snark, it's hate-mongering against a guy who just isn't that bad. A self-important blowhard? Sure. Most actors are. But he is, by reputation, completely professional on the set/stage, and he does tons of charity work.
I'm not a particular fan of him, though he is a very talented actor. I just think that you people are out of line in how you bash him. It's not funny, it's stupid. How 'bout you try just shutting the fuck up about the guy unless he really screws up again. For pete's sake, he's holding his baby, clearly being a good dad.
Moo just gave me a good Ireland fantasy. Oil Ireland up, mount her doggy, and about half way through say, "You like this? You like this you dirty little pig." and see how long I can hold on.
ReplyDeleteI see it's just another day at Crazydan...
ReplyDelete;)
@ Meanie, you missed it, don't lie. Grab a bean bag chair and come sit next to me.
DeleteB. he is very complex--he used to be the head of the Hollywood Creative Coalition and very politically active and you're right he has done good things but...the stuff he does that brings ridicule on him that is much deserved is totally another thing.
ReplyDeleteSeven, I answered your question.
ReplyDelete"...The stuff he does that brings ridicule on him that is much deserved is totally another thing."
ReplyDeleteSure, in general, I agree. Playing on his phone prior to takeoff? He deserved a good whacking for that. But most of the incidents have been isolated, and the effect was just to inconvenience people. Compared to the kind of crap that most celebs pull, he really ain't that bad. As to being a mouthy blowhard, eh, he's at least well-spoken when he runs his mouth.
Compare him, for example, to Sean Penn. Both very talented actors, both with legitimate cred for their charity/humanitarian work. Both hotheads. Penn, though, really does beat women, apparently. Baldwin, comparatively, has never been known to lift his hand to a woman, outside of dubious assertions that Basinger may have made during their divorce. Baldwin has dated a lot of famous women, and none have ever accused him of hitting them.
The stuff with the paps...c'mon he's being deliberately provoked, mainly by the Murdoch-owned Post.
Again, consider the context: happy baby being held by a happy daddy. Anyone who snarks on him about that picture should be ashamed.
Lots of peeps like Alec B Cuz he's unPC to the max.
DeleteFuck, I missed Profane! ..... Of all the regulars and the occasionals, Profane, you are hands down my favorite poster. By a fucking mile. Maybe you'll be back? Hope so.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, just want to show a piece of your previous post. You're describimg Alec, and I quote: "A self-important blowhard? Sure.". Profane, you're probably the last person on the face of the Earth that will ever get the irony of your question, but for some of us, geezus fucking Christ you're a clueless asshole!
Guys? You guys?! I'm...I'm scared. :/
ReplyDeleteI *almost* heart Harry for that comment...I'm confused. And, scared...
I don't buy the "almost", Rhysie. We both know you want me.
ReplyDelete@NaughtyNurse, it was Uhhhh...'s question, but I was wondering the same thing - do you bring your own carseat? Can a cabby refuse to drive if there's no carseat?
ReplyDelete@Rhysie, I'll hold you in your confusion, I thought the same thing.
This is the effect that I have on women. Sooner or later they all come come crawling for some Harry Knuckle!
Delete"Geezus fucking Christ you're a clueless asshole!"
ReplyDeleteOf course I know I'm an asshole, but I'm an extremely intelligent and talented asshole...and you're just some random fucking loser. I grant you there's a parallel between myself and Baldwin: neither of us suffer morons easily.
Just shut the fuck up, pal.
Believe me, I hate blowhard actors way more than any of you...because I work with the fuckers. Arrogant, self-absorbed twits--I hate 'em. But Baldwin has talent, and he really isn't that bad of a guy.
ReplyDelete"Of course I know I'm an asshole, but I'm an extremely intelligent and talented asshole..."
ReplyDeleteNow we're getting somewhere.
Profane, maybe this isn't something that you want to talk about on a blog, but are you dealing with some sort of mental problem? Can you comment?
Rachel looks more and more like Daniel's ex, Suzuki, every day!
ReplyDeleteThis pic looks like heading should be: Last married photo together.
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ReplyDelete@B, I'm sorry, but your rebuttal reads like someone trying to defend their Mensa status. I'm not too dull myself, but finagling your tidbit into any conversation would be a Sisyphean challenge when talking with people who don't give a rip.
ReplyDeleteDo say HI to Lorne Michaels for us proles!
(edited for some missed words, this is why Mensa said no)
I love you B. Profane you fabulous crazy bastard. If you're single, and I'm betting you are, there's a foxy "new" chick here at CDAN who'd be perfect for you. Have you met Geez Louise?
ReplyDeleteActually B Profane should have said "neither of us suffers morons easily" (S at the end of SUFFERS).
ReplyDeleteHold down the fort guys. I've got to go out for a little while.
ReplyDeleteSeven, yes. Parents bring their own car seats and pop them in and out of the cabs. If you are riding in a car service (the black livery cabs), you can request that they bring a car seat, but everyone just uses their own. It's the law here, just like everywhere else, that babies ride in car seats, but not on buses or subways.
ReplyDeleteI think Headrot is a better match - is the instance on making everyone appreciate their depth of intelligence on a gossip blog that is the common ground.
ReplyDeleteAlso - is it The Curse of Random #5?
ReplyDeleteDun dun dunnn!
BProfane: publicist to Alec Bladwin. Now we know what he does out there on the street kids. Hide yo interwebs, hide yo daughters.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I heard at the time of the Basinger/Baldwin divorce, he had a very nasty temper and was verbally abusive. Never any allegations of physical abuse.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to be involved with him romantically but I like him a lot. He's intelligent, perceptive, analytical, all without being condescending or patronizing. He strikes me as the kind of guy who might hang out at a bar telling bawdy stories with a total stranger.
I could be wrong. But there are a select few celebrities that I just like, from what I have seen of them, because they're mad talented, very successful, and somehow seem down-to-earth. Cher is another one.
Come on, Alec is frickin hilarious. Give the guy a break. Just because he belittles people and thinks he is better than all mankind, in the end all that matters is the guy can tell a joke.
ReplyDeleteOh Colin... You're so damned Britishly Skexky...
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that Rachael Weisz and Daniel look like they hate each other lately? Second thoughts on breaking up their marriages?