Alec Baldwin and Hilaria after spending time with Billy Baldwin here in LA.
Beyonce joined her sister Solange on stage at Coachella.
Brad Pitt plays double pocket pool. Braggart.
Chris Hemsworth on a coffee run.
Demi Lovato leaving a bar.
Eric Bana enjoying Australia.
Elle Fanning at Disney.
Emma Stone takes selfies in Paris.
Gisele Bundchen gets photobombed. twice in the same photo.
Did Hilarious get a show yet? Pitt looks gorgeous. So does Emma Stone. Enty pls no more Beyonce.
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of course Beyonce stole the limelight from her sister.
ReplyDeleteShe's BEYONCE!
Eric Bana is an awesome guy. If you like him as an actor, check out the doc "Love The Beast."
I kinda wish Emma would just run off with someone's phone.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that Uhhhh... I was just about to abandon Random 5 because there wasn't anything good to post on when I saw your post. Here's the clicky. It's really gross and it's all Uhhhh...'s fault.
ReplyDeleteThe customer ain't always right! Haha
Delete@harry I'm really glad I saved the day.
ReplyDeleteElle needs a better bra.
ReplyDeleteOh Harry you save the day yet again.
ReplyDeleteso much for that fake thigh gap, beyawnce. oh and i agree, going on stage probably detracted from her sister's performance (but brought more publicity)
ReplyDeleteemma stone looks pretty :)
You are so right about the fake thigh gap...thx for the lol ;)
DeleteWow! I didn't know Brad Pitt still had all that hotness! Woo hoo! Whereas Thor looks like he could just be one of all the random Chrises out there. Opposite Day!
ReplyDeleteI love Beyoncé and Solange. Their relationship is so adorable. Wish I had a sister like either of them.
ReplyDeleteEmma is gorgeous as always.
Chris and Brad are both looking good.
Hilaria
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Emma Stone is beautiful!!
ReplyDeleteIT IS MY BIRTHDAY!
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt, THOR, Eric Bana, Emma Stone... {le sigh} Even Hilaria can't ruin this one.
Happy birthday, Seven!
DeleteHappy Birthday, @Seven!
DeleteHappy bday @Seven! I'm with you...Brad AND Eric B?!?! What a day!
DeleteHere's to you, Seven.
ReplyDeleteI find Brad is hit and miss these days but that photo is definitely a hit. And then Hemsworth and Bana. Thank you Enty!
ReplyDeleteEmma Stone looked very daring in that black dress. I liked that.
ReplyDeleteCheers! @Seven Have a great one!
ReplyDeleteAw, y'all are sweet! It isn't really birthday, I was making a joke - Enty's giving me a birthday present with those hotties! :)
ReplyDeleteFine. Birthday wish revoked, asshole.
DeleteAww, Kristin, does that mean you're not throwing me a party when it is time? :(
DeleteIt's all good @7! We celebrate your awesomeness 365 days a year here at CDaN! The hotties are just a bonus ;)
ReplyDeleteGeez, 7.
ReplyDelete@JBE, I'm sorry. Does this make it acceptable?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should've just pretended it really is my bday and accepted the accolades! :)
LOL! Uhhhh That was just too fucking funny. The comments were the best.
ReplyDeleteYes, Brad is bringing the hot there. And I love Emma Stone. She is so damn photogenic.
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ReplyDeleteThanks Enty for posting more Eric Bana (as requested). Yay!
ReplyDeleteHi Everyone!!!
ReplyDeleteI've missed everyone sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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No internet in prison--FUCKERS. The only thing they'd let me have is a signed copy of Amber Tamblyn's book. AND IT WASN'T EVEN MY NAME!!!!
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IT WAS UNFORTUNATE.
Ok. I know you sai brad Pitt but all I see is robin thicke.
ReplyDeleteThe big reveal is that Brad Pitt is Robin Thicke. Enty really snuck that in there!
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Beyoncé and her sister look like Sideshow Bob and his brother
ReplyDeleteNO THEY DON'T!
ReplyDeleteENTY WOULD'VE SAID SO!!!!!
Uh huh.
ReplyDeleteI like my other alter ego better.
ReplyDeleteMiss Mess! I was wonderin where yer sexy ass has been.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that only 1 out of every 5 Enties have access to healthcare coverage?
ReplyDeleteGoogle's being a fucker with my other screen name and I can't be bothered to leave my porch just to post under that one.
ReplyDeleteCount! You've let things get pretty milquetoast around here. Sad face.
ReplyDeleteToo much guessing blinds, not enough pissing people off, providing masturbation material, and shocking the pristine sensibilities of the bored housewife demographic that comprises 95% of the readership of this site.
ReplyDeleteStill, I've missed you CJ. My loins ache for some extreme CDAN trolling that only you can satisfy.
ReplyDeleteC'mon baby, I NEED it, BAD.
ReplyDeleteI think I scared off all the twunces, Miss Mess. I had a fun go round boot fuckin that Rosie Pig a while back. Other than that I think everyone has become numb to my hijinks. You can only talk about tongue darting Selena Gomez's lil puckered O-ring so many times before it loses its impact.
ReplyDelete*sigh* I miss the old days....
ReplyDeleteNot many people around to hate me anymore, I see.
ReplyDeleteHow many clicks until Enty will stop using child slave labor to write the posts?
ReplyDeleteMiss Mess, just because someone purchased a sex slave from a foreign orphanage doesn't mean the child can only be used for sex. If they don't display an aptitude for revenue generating endeavors, they will be cast aside once pubes sprout.
ReplyDeleteIf this post gets one million comments, Entema will Google Amber Tamblyn, send her a fan email, and tell us about it!
ReplyDeleteI think the only solution is to set up a gofundme account for him so he can let a few go. Good $ for a good cause.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw, my comments are ABSOLUTELY NOT being made (or in any way being monetarily compensated) to increase traffic, or generate ad clicks.
ReplyDeleteNow, THERE'S a little bit of my old CJ. xoxo
ReplyDeleteI really just want more rape and child molestation blinds. If Enty had just a few more dollars, he could afford an attorney who could successfully defend him against defamation lawsuits.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that he wouldn't post these horrifying acts of violence if they weren't true.
ReplyDeleteMiss Mess, if I don't have a Lex Luthor, then I need a Margaret Dumont. No man is an island.
ReplyDeleteAnd the ONLY reason he isn't reporting/publishing the names of these monsters is because, as a lawyer, he's under a binding legal contract.
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ReplyDeleteI can see myself using this every day!
ReplyDeleteAnd if this post gets 8 more comments, I'll be 6% of the way there!
ReplyDeleteThank you CDAN family!
ReplyDeleteI don't have time to read all yr inane comments let alone take the time to post them. What a fulfilling life you must lead.
ReplyDeletePlease spare me your lame retort, I don't care and won't be back to engage in your truly sad...game? Life? Life.
How long before the next Demi L DARE speech?
ReplyDeleteCan't Basement Baby PUHLEEEZE have her moment, Beyforonceitsnotaboutyou?
Gisele is gorgeous.
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ReplyDeleteNo, Di, because Beyonce thinks she's actually *helping* Solange.
I don't think Beyonce was taking away from her sister. Their routine was so cute. Me and my sister use to do those type of routines. If ppl don't like , just say that..no need to make up issues , lol
ReplyDeleteSisters, are in fact, doing it for themselves. Although I prefer Dannii and Kylie.
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