Monday, April 21, 2014

Random Photos Part Five- Coachella

Jay-Z and Pharrell

Beyonce
Lana Del Rey getting groped by her fans.
Usher
Solange Knowles and her son and boyfriend.
Vanessa Hudgens wishes it was still Mardi Gras
Outkast
Diane Kruger even dresses up for Coachella.
Lorde practices her pop locking.

Posted by ent lawyer at 12:41 PM

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33 comments:

  1. Count Jerkula12:44 PM

    P: V-Hud

    M: D-Ray

    B: Kruger

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  2. Kelly12:46 PM

    Another fake thigh gap on Bey? That's some fakity fake hair on Vanessa.

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  3. JoElla12:47 PM

    @Reno, I was wondering WTF was wrong with her leg?

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  4. Steampunk Jazz12:49 PM

    Solange's kid has quite a potbelly, I hope it signifies a growth spurt.
    Bey, too much with accessories AND the kitchen curtains? Nobunny impressed.
    Vanessa, I saw this movie, it didn't end well...

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  5. Seven of Eleven12:49 PM

    This whole set reminded me to re-watch last night's Game of Thrones. Grandma Tyrell makes everything better.

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  6. Unknown12:52 PM

    Bey-you are not fooling any one. Get a professional to touch up your pics. This is just pathetic.

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  7. Unknown1:00 PM

    Diane K lost the plot, she looks like she should have on black strappy heels or maybe white to go with her theme/belt, ditch the hat and she'd be ready to go nightclubbing.

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  8. TalksTooMuch1:11 PM

    I LOVE the pic of Usher!

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  9. Unknown1:15 PM

    beyonce, instead of trying tacky poses to look skinny, you can actually lose weight so that you don't have to try those cheap photo tricks. it's okay, i think touching thighs are gross too.

    kurger looks gorgeous, albeit out of place.

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  10. MISCH1:23 PM

    Are you sure that's Kruger ?
    Solange's son looks like Jay-Z

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  11. califblondy1:59 PM

    My little ones had the same bunny ears as Beyonce, they came with a chocolate bunny.

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  12. Ella Bee2:08 PM

    @T.E. Cuz, kindly fuck off for your comment. A good portion of females of the world have thighs that touch- skinny, fat, fit, curvy or otherwise. No need to be a jerk about it.

    I am giving it up to Diane Kruger- I am so damn tired of seeing everyone at Coachella transform into hippie, Native American, grunge-esque "fashionistas" for this stupid event. Dress like yourself, for comfort and with your style, and stop trying to pretend. Almost everyone else I have seen looks like Try Hard McCaretoomuch and I am over that.

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    1. Unknown4:17 PM

      Lol relax. The fashion industry that beyonce so enthusiastically worships is the leader of the itg movement. If she actually liked her figure, she would post photos showing off her curves, but yet, she is doing everything to hide or manipulate them. Sure, I think a fit figure is most attractive, and the vs fashion show is consistently highest in ratings. I never said anything about typical or average. When most of the country is medically overweight, I don't think that's a healthy standard anyways. Treadmill time xo

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  13. Cary Gaul2:17 PM

    OH MY LORDE

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  14. ForSure2:33 PM

    Ella Bee, can I buy you a drink?

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  15. NaughtyNurse2:34 PM

    I am telling you…Beyonce is not photoshopping her pics. She completely overdid liposuction. Her legs are oddly shaped, because she had them suck too much off her legs. They probably hurt now.

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  16. NaughtyNurse2:35 PM

    PS: Looks like Lana's got the right idea. I need to get me some gropey fans!

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  17. hairydawg2:36 PM

    So....Ella? Your thighs touch, hun?

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  18. hairydawg2:39 PM

    Bey's casual stroll pose ain't foolin' anyone. Or did the dumb bitch just trample all those flowers directly behind her?

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  19. Jessie2:45 PM

    My thighs touched when I was underweight. It's not achievable for everyone. I was wondering how Bey feels like Solange is so easily slim while she obvi has to work at it.

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  20. Just Another HR Lady2:56 PM

    You posted Diane Kruger pic, but no Josh Jackson? :(

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  21. S.joy2:58 PM

    Love Beyonce and Solange! They both have great figures.

    Pharell and that dumb hat! Still love him

    Diane Kruger looks amazing at all times!

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  22. Sherry3:08 PM

    I was going to say how was Bey walking from the flowers. Odd pose and her legs look just fine. Nothing wrong with them. I have twiggy legs and would rather there not be a gap there. I'll take her legs any day.

    How long does Coachella last? Seems like it's a whole week? Guess I could look it up but too lazy.

    Yes, S.Joy, Pharrell and that hat! But he is a talented guy.

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  23. S.joy3:13 PM

    Sherry, it feels as if Coachella had lasted a full month! Give it a rest. And yesss Pharell is quite talented. He's very unique and slightly weird, I love that!

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  24. PotPourri3:23 PM

    JayZ is trying to get a piece of Pharrell?

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  25. OneEyeCharlie3:45 PM

    Pharrell and Tim McGraw need to team up for`a new buddy cop flick.

    "Hat Squad" They've banded together to say Bah Homburg evil doers. Don't get up in their Fez, or they'll kick your ass like a Raspberry Beret.

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  26. msgirl4:30 PM

    In my day the perfect legs touched in 4 places: top, knees, calves, ankles. This was 60s and 70s. A thought gap would have been considered gangly, like a young girl and not at all sexy. It's a bit distressing that pretty much sexy is getting to be coltish girls barely in puberty.

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  27. Count Jerkula5:00 PM

    #thinspiration

    #thinspiration

    Fugazi thigh gap instructions for those lacking determination.

    My thoughts on thigh gap

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  28. Princess ButterKwup5:34 PM

    I'm thinking Josh Jackson is the guy in the black tee and the hat bending over next to Diane.

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  29. Lila7:33 PM

    Solange's son looks nothing like Jay Z. In fact, he is way lighter in complexion and eye color. And he doesn't have a pot-belly. The wind twisted his shirt a bit.

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  30. hunter8:36 PM

    @msgirl - thanks! That's awesome to know I have perfect legs by some measure! :)

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  31. Sprink6:59 AM

    Good catch, ButterKwup. That certainly looks like Joshua's Joshua's ensemble, though Diane appears to have changed clothes.

    Hard keeping up, really...

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