I'm trying to get fired up about Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton hate Tweeting each other, but there is just no enthusiasm. It kind of reminds me of a Paris Hilton sex tape. A lot of talk and looking in the mirror, but not much action. With a lifetime of nothing more interesting to do than sit on a panel talking about what other, more famous celebrities are wearing, Kelly Osbourne has to find other ways to occupy her time. One of her favorite pastimes has been to pick fights with other celebrities. She gets to vent at them in a way she can't do on Fashion Police. I think the formula for Fashion Police is that if someone is an up and coming celebrity or not quite famous they can be raked over the coals. If the celebrity is someone pretty important, then they tend to back off any criticism at all, unless the celebrity is wearing a designer that none of the panel ever want to wear. Pretty much the same formula holds true for E! News. Watch it a couple of times. Everything and every one who has a show on E! is safe and beloved and can do no wrong. Famous people can do no wrong unless they have admitted wrong. The only shots fired situations happen to people that are down the list enough where E! doesn't really care what they say about them.
Anyway, Paris and Kelly supposedly got into a fight because Paris wanted to sit at a table where Kelly was seated and asked that Kelly be moved. Kelly took offense at that and Tweeted at Paris. For her part, Paris said she never even saw Kelly and would rather people talk about all the mirrors that Paris had installed in her new apartment development in the Philippines. Paris is taking all the credit for it right now, but when she gets sued in a couple of years for something related to it she will probably pretend she had nothing to do with it and never even saw them. Kind of like with Kelly over the weekend.
Lindsay Paris Kelly Absolutely no one cares
ReplyDeleteCareful Enties, or E! might not ask you back.
ReplyDeleteWow - that's a lot of verbiage for people you claim not to care about.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant observation surfer. These people must pay rent to constantly reside in Enty's head.
DeleteHa, good point. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
ReplyDeleteThose 2 should just be put on an iceberg and set adrift.
It is true desperation when you have to revamp a 'feud' from 10 years ago that was dullsville even back then, to try and make your complete current non relevance, relevant.
ReplyDeletefunny because whenever Joan makes a biting remark kelly makes a face and goes "oh my god" as if she cannot believe she just said that..but jesus cross her or her mother and they will smear you in shit. Not that i care it's Paris Hilton..I would smear her in shit for nothing
ReplyDeleteThey need a celebrity version of Family Feud. Sharon and Kelly VS Paris and Kathy.
ReplyDeleteThey should be partying like it's 1999.
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep reading this article.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling the Entern feel asleep WRITING this article.
ReplyDeleteFell. I don't want to think about what they feel/touch when they are writing.
ReplyDeleteBacon ranch : I get the sense they type with one hand on a sticky keyboard.
DeleteOh man George....
ReplyDeleteI really wish you didn't go there :(
(I was thinking the same thing. With the smell of patchouli incense wafting through the room)
Bacon Ranch: well Enty is 14, and he/she wouldn't want their mom to smell the green stuff they smoke which gives them the inspiration to provide us with this treasure trove of gossip delights.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get through this whole post - I do not care to read more than a short blurb on this subject. Definitely not a short thesis.
ReplyDeleteTwo people who have nothing to offer.
ReplyDeleteThe Bette and Joan of our generation.
ReplyDeleteplease make them go away
ReplyDeleteKelly thinks she hot sh*t cuz of that panel show on E talking about more important & famous people & that Paris is a has-been. Kelly however is completely replaceable, the only one who E won't get rid of is Joan. Joan will stay on until it's cancelled or she dies. Paris still thiks she's hot sh*t, even though the only ones who want her anymore are Eurotrash Jons.
ReplyDeleteKelly thinks she's hot snot on a silver platter but she's really cold boogers on a paper plate.
DeleteSugar, I love you long time for that comment!
DeleteHere is the DM article Enty is referring to. Paris is involved in "Paris Beach," a luxury complex. Enty is saying she is claiming involvement now, but when shit will inevitably hit the fan soon, she will deny even knowing anything about this venture. I'm guessing because:
ReplyDelete1) Shady ass people involved or the venture itself is somehow connected to either drug trafficking or the sex industry.
2) Or it could just be shoddily constructed, which will result in civil suits. Stay tuned...or not.
I'm going to side with Paris on this one shockingly. Only because I can't stand Kelly or her Mom and wish her Dad would give it up since he;s becoming a joke of what he once was.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of Kelly but outing someone for their bad behavior is not the same thing as starting a fight. This post is stupid even by enty standards.
ReplyDeleteEnty is not stupid!
ReplyDeleteStupid people have standards!
ReplyDeleteThat picture is so telling. Look at awkward fat Kelly trying so desperately hard to be cool and do a sexy post to imitate Paris, and failing miserably. Kelly always wanted to be part of the in crowd and all her drug use shows how insecure she really is, and where is she now? Pretending to be a fashion expert on a lame TV show, still wanting everyone to like her though so most of her "critiques" are saying how beautiful so and so is clearly hoping they'll take a photo with her at the next event they're both at.
ReplyDeletePathetic.
Enty- if you're looking to cut back on some posts I'd start with this one.
ReplyDeleteEnty only wants to please us!
ReplyDeleteI agree with what Paris did, which was pretend the whole thing didn't happen, and she never saw Kelly. Kelly is the most useless type of "celebrity" famous for a long ago reality show and that's it, no talent. Pretending she doesn't exist is what everyone should do until she goes away for good.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Sugar! Winner of the prize for Least Expected Comment...
ReplyDeleteI confess. I didn't read a word of this. The picture told me enough to know I needn't go any further.
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ReplyDeleteSharon Kathleen Richards, is the root of all these sister's, and now grandchildren's, issues.
ReplyDeleteSo basically trailer trash behavior mixed in with the "right" people (with money and upward mobility) created the Richards sisters and the oldest, Kathy Hilton, and it's all downhill from there.