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How do the Kardashians have time to do anything else with all of the selfies they take daily?
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Sorry OT of the off topic. In one of the promos for SNL, Anna Kendrick mentions she volunteers at children's hospitals. Nice call, enty.
ReplyDeleteBet she doesn't - bet she's seen someone else do it and thought that'd be a good thing to say she does
DeleteThey must pay people to do their selfies for them, duh! I don't know how they do a lot of things, like generate enough brain power to breathe, but hey. So I'm going to go with magic. This also explains why they live at laser hair removal centers, which concerns me enormously. How the fuck do they still have any body hair?!
ReplyDeleteYeah but those selfies keep their Q ratings up. Not with me, but *somebody* is following all of their social media and that eventually translates to money.
ReplyDeleteI will say this about them, they are among the greatest hustlers the fame game has ever seen. They have played it to perfection.
How dare ye speak the forbidden name!
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeleteI hate when chicks take selfies in the bathroom.
"Hey! Just took a shit. Selfie, tho!"
Follow me on instagram @robkardashian!
ReplyDeleteWww.agsocks.com
Rob! Get back to fat camp!! The wedding is next month!
DeleteWhere's Nori?
DeleteI'm literally trying to get even fatter for your 'wedding' that will never happen.
Hey guys!
DeleteHey Bruce! I've missed this place and the nice people here.
DeleteShe's in Thailand with me, which is more than I can say for you, fatty! I laughed so hard when the airline said they would make you buy two seats if you came!!
DeleteI have too, Rob! I have been pretty busy golfing with Brody and being a Grandpa.
DeleteHey, dad! Thanks for inviting me to Thailand. I'm having such a great time with you here!
DeleteThey were talking to you and referring to your size 20 ass. It needs its own zip code.
DeleteRob, you are literally such a loser. Literally. Now do you see how dumb it looks when you say "literally" all the time?
DeleteThis place is great, isn't it?
DeleteHi Kimmy!
Hi Bruce! Isn't it beautiful here?
DeleteStay safe, baby.
DeleteThank you, baby! Wish I was with you right now. Good luck opening in Australia, I'll be with you soon! xoxoxoxo
DeleteI thought Kanye canceled Australia to get married.. huh..
DeleteBruce!!! I missed you!
DeleteBruce! Rob! Missed ya boo!
DeleteWhere's Leah? I read something yesterday where the Kartrashians are getting all upset because Leah is so popular with the locals
DeleteOh, WareCat, that reminded me of the trended "sexy bathroom selfie". Check your brain bleach stock before viewing. (SFW and not really that gross, just ewwww, girl, what were you thinking?)
ReplyDeleteHahaha, Seven!
DeleteWho cld ever forget that picture.
I went through all those photos on my toilet btw.
DeleteQ RATINGS ARE JACK.
ReplyDeleteY'all didn't appreciate the mean girls yesterday and now look who's back.
ReplyDeleteStay ALL month :)
Hi Ray! There were mean girls here yesterday?
DeleteOh Brucie, don't tell the rest but you're my favorite :)
DeleteThat's really nice to hear Ray. I hope no one was mean to you yesterday.
DeleteIt's all good boo!
Delete#Teambrucie
#teamwishyouweremydad
I just knew before clicking that our February friends might be back to comment on this one!
ReplyDeleteThey don't do anything else, because they have never done anything else. They are submoronic drones with high school "education" (s),(except for Kourtney and Rob) who were selling clothes a few years ago. They aren't intelligent or artistic, just greedy and ambitious.
ReplyDeleteHI KIMMY!!!!!! xo
ReplyDeleteMy life would SUCK w/out you! xo
Hi Derek! You're going to love the Thailand episodes when they air. It's gorgeous here!
DeleteDid you miss us? I really need some positive reinforcement. I wasn't even invited to Thailand.
ReplyDeleteRob, you were invited. You just couldn't afford to buy the second seat with all of the "profits" from your sock line
DeleteI hope the people there don't mistake your giant beached whale ass for the real thing and try to push you back out to sea.
DeleteBruce! Are you going to let Rob talk to me like that?!
DeleteROB, I hit my head on traffic sign last time I thought about you. #SD #STFU #JENNYCRAIG
DeleteKids, knock it off!!!
DeleteKim started it. I'm just ending it.
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DeleteRob, I'm sorry. I was just talking to mom, and we're really worried about you. We all love you, Rob!
DeleteThanks Kim. I'm literally working out all day. I just got back from a jog, actually.
DeleteYes, as a matter of fact, we did.
DeleteROB, why did you give B your tinfoil workout suit? Get it back, they twice as effective in Florida.
DeleteI'll probably regret saying this, but this Kardashian group is WAY better the the Mean Girls group (someone had to explain to me that was a movie - I didn't get it at first).
ReplyDeleteThe Ks are back! I'm so excited!
ReplyDelete@K-WEST
ReplyDeleteOOH`LA`LA cat wait! Sounds exotic!
@Brucer---yes there were! They called Kylie not pretty!
ReplyDeleteHi Derek, that is unbelievable. What a bunch of cowards. They need to grow up!
DeleteWho's picking on my little sis?
DeleteThe girls stay away from this site for that very reason. Too many haters.
DeleteNot cool. Kylie is beautiful.
DeleteRobert! Long time no see. Where have you been hiding?
DeleteBruce, do you have any advice to give the CDAN readers? You always have such nice things to say.
ReplyDeleteHi Karen! you're a sweetheart. I dont have any great advice except enjoy life and keep good people in it. If someone is sucking the life out of you, move to Malibu. Kidding! No really, just enjoy every day and try to stay positive.
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ReplyDeleteDamn if I didn't miss 'em...
ReplyDeleteDamn if I didn't miss 'em...
Mean girls group was.not suitable for us:))))) heh... I prefer the K club
ReplyDeleteLOL, I'm picturing this as the Mean Girls vs the Klub. Let's do this!
DeleteLol. where are the trolls from yesterday?
DeleteI guess Wen dy took an early lunch today.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bruce!
ReplyDeleteNot sure but put me squarely in the K Camp. Great advice Bruce!
ReplyDeleteHey Bruce, I heard you're growing your hair even longer. No need to keep trying to hide that you're transitioning; we'll all love you anyway!
ReplyDeleteThailand, wish you were here.
ReplyDeleteHey LD! Wish you guys could have made the trip! The surfing is on point out here!
DeleteHey Brody. Any hot chicks?
DeleteYo Scott, you see this POS? You tell me how to be a dad and I tell you how to be a fad. #fail #brosknow #blueshirts
Deletehttp://goo.gl/APXmxD
Always hot chicks! But I'm just focusing on spending time with the fam and bonding with my little sisters and Bruce
DeleteYe, haters gon' hate. Gray tees? Anyone with two eyes can see clearly that is more of cerulean blue. People are blind.
DeleteBrody, hang ten for me.
DeleteKylie is beautiful I cringe when people compare her looks to her older sister. She is a young teen---must be pretty rough.
ReplyDelete@Kanye
ReplyDeletewhat happens in Florida stays in Florida
ask Chloe
I hate this whole fucking family.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the trolls, who are WAY funnier than the real-life versions.
ReplyDeleteTheir constant pictures and non-stories make me sick but because people click on them to comment about how they wish they'd stop, they just keep coming. I'm going to sound like I'm 12 here, but I don't care, by saying, they're not even that pretty!
Khloe's recent selfies with her big inflated lips just make me sick.
Whomever extended their contract at E! needs their head read. Maybe Chelsea Handler is right - the people at E! really don't know what they're doing?
Stepforded, I couldn't agree more with your Kardashian assessment. Kim used to be exotically and naturally beautiful, before she started using Fix-A-Flat in her tush, now she is well on her way to looking like The Cat Lady, Wildestien(?) the girl is only in her mid-30s and she looks 10 years older, and she'll never have her cute old figure back, because not one of them does anything more than walk around in high heels to develop leg muscles. No other toned muscle exist on any of them.
ReplyDeleteThe rest are well below average in looks. Go to any mall and you find girls/women 10 times more attractive and half of them have great brains attached.
Bruce makes gorgeous kids, but that little one, not the model wannabe, tries way too hard.
I know all this and I don't watch their shows. They are everywhere. I think PMK jumped the shark with Kim's last marriage debacle, or more likely the over exposure. Kris never took Economics 101. Kris is clever and manipulative, she's copied directly from Paris Hilton's play book initially, and has since got great legal advice, but Kris is not the brilliant manager everyone thinks she is, she got lucky. If she were truly brilliant, we'd want more of that family, not less. The family would not have trolls based on them that are more enjoyable.
If you stuff yourself on Cheetos until you feel sick and vomit, chances are pretty good you'll never eat another Cheeto again, let alone crave one. Their fans must be dumb and gluttons.