Friday, April 04, 2014

Mr. X Blind Items

1) Which A-list rapper threw out a groupie a party last night when they made a joke about a past violent episode involving his latest girlfriend?
2) What A-list actress/musician/TV host was seen having lunch with that funny lady/TV host? Could this mean she finally might be coming out?
3) What B-list actress, Oscar nominee and all-around kook was seen with some anti-Scientology literature in her tote bag? Hmmm, maybe the rumors about handing over her Twitter to her still-in-the-cult sister are true..
4) Which C-list celeb offspring who recently announced an engagement to a woman might have a new former A-list rapper/reality star sugar daddy on the side?
5) Which former A-list Oscar winning actor is still shopping around that story that we was going to do a sequel to one of his better known films with that deceased royal? Nobody's really buying it.
6) Which stage mom from hell is stalking that fashion editor after she did a little payola to put her meal ticket on the cover of her magazine? Like she would want to be friends with her anyway.
7) What cable late night host is ending her show because she's beefing with her ex-boyfriend who happens to be the network's top honcho?
8) What soon-to-be former A-list pop diva keeps her coke in pill capsules? She was seen snorting one at that big awards show last year.
9) What former A-list action star is contemplating retiring from movies again after his latest flick bombed big time?
10) Which A-list actress and Oscar winner/nominee has been toting around a new man while she's globe-trotting?
11) What almost B-list heartthrob and jerk is still clubbing with his dad despite warnings from his lawyers not to?


78 comments:

  1. Jeez! Break these up a bit por favor.

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  2. This is way too much for me...1, Kanye 2. Julliette Lewis past that I'm brain fried.

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  3. If the funny lady/tv host is referring to Ellen, I sure hope she's not cheating! I'd be quite sad. #7 should be more obvious to me but it isn't

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    1. Nah, it's Chelsea Handler. Just announced this week (?) that she was ending her show, and used to date one of E!s head honchos...

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    2. Nah, it's Chelsea Handler. Just announced this week (?) that she was ending her show, and used to date one of E!s head honchos...

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  4. 7. Chelsea Handler

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  5. Hello Captain Obvious. Sorry, Mr. X. With most of these blinds that website you want won't have too many visitors.

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    1. Seriously. 75% of these are common knowledge or ludicrously easy.

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  6. Yea, geez, break these up! My head is spinning!

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  7. Oh for God's sake...
    Can't we do 3 or 4 per page is something? I don't wanna take notes....

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  8. #2 - Queen Latifah

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    1. I agree with #2 being the Queen of Latifah

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  9. 4, Evan Ross
    5. Costner
    6.PMK
    7. Chelsea
    11. Bieber

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  10. Costner, Bodyguard 2, Lady Di

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  11. 5 - Kevin Costner and his "we were totally going to make a sequel to 'The Bodyguard' with Princess Diana" story

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  12. # 5 is Kevin Costner who was going to film The Bodyguard sequel with Princess Diana

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  13. Should post these in pairs through the week. Too many all at once.

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  14. 6. Kris Kartrashian
    11. Biebs

    Too overwhelmed to read the rest!

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  15. I haven't had enough coffee to try, but may the odds be ever in everyone's favour!

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  16. 5 - for my previous answer, good thing I'm sandwiched :-)

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  17. And who/what is "Mr X"?

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    1. Someone who writes better blinds than Enty.

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  18. @cleo i thought that for #7 too

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  19. Ok I feel like a complete idiot now. Why couldn't I think of Chelsea?!?!

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  20. I think #9 is Arnie S. He "retired" the first time when he became governor.

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  21. Ooooo I skipped 8. Ariana Grande

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    1. Retract that, I thought it said soon to be instead of soon to be has-been. Make that Gaga

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  22. 1. Gayfish 4. Evan Ross 5. Bald Costner w/ Princess Di 6. PMK

    Too many blinds at once....

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  23. 1.) Chris Brown
    2.) Queen Latifah
    3.) Juliette Lewis
    4.) ?
    5.) ?
    6.) Dina Lohan. Even if it's not Dina, c'mon, you know Dina is doing this to someone, somewhere
    7.) Chelsea Handler, obviously
    8.) Gaga
    9.) Ahnold
    10.) Gonna go with Paltrow on this one.
    11.) Bieber? I'm not committed to that guess.

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  24. If #6 is PMK paying a bribe to Wintour to put KPig and Kanyeangelo on the cover of Vogue, well, then this is very big news that could get Anna in big shit.

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  25. No one thinks #1 is Drake? Really?

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  26. If 9 is Stallone, he should retire. If it is Arnold, he should do comedies.

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  27. @Lux Luthor: I'm switching my guess to yours. You got it. That makes a lot of sense and I wouldn't blame Drake one bit.

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  28. 1) Drake
    2) Queen Latifah
    3) Juliette Lewis
    4) Evan Ross
    5) Kevin Costner
    6) Kris Jenner
    7) Chelsea Handler
    8) Lady Gaga
    9) Arnold Schwarzenegger
    10) Gwyneth Paltrow
    11) Justin Bieber

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    1. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Erin my list was the same as yours but Cameron Diaz for 10, she's been globe trotting, it doesn't say married. I now have a headache.

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    2. Excellent Erin, I think you nailed it!
      Kudos to you

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  29. 7- Chelsea handler -11- beiber

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  30. #2) Yannow, if #2 is Queen Latifah and Ellen, it could just be, I dunno, that they are just having lunch together. FFS 'having lunch with a lesbian' does NOT instantly equal 'maybe about to come out'.

    ...though I have to admit 'having lunch with a lesbian' does sound like some kind of euphemism. :-D

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  31. what group of people need to cut me some slack? I'm trying..

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    1. I'm enjoying the blinds. Early morning brain teasers. :-D

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  32. But who is Evan Ross' sugar daddy? Is daddy a clue? Diddy?

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  33. If #1 is Drake kicking out someone for making a joke about Chris Brown beating up Rihanna, then good for him!

    #2. Maybe Queen Latifah was having lunch with Ellen to get "coming out" tips? I refuse to belive Ellen is cheating.

    Enty already told us #7 and it wasn't blind so pretty obvs Chelsea.

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  34. Just for the record, after I send these in I have no control as to how many will be posted. If I had my way only 3 would be posted at a time.

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    1. @Mr. X- how about only sending in three at a time?

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  35. 2) Lunch means I'm gay? I'm way behind where I'm supposed to be, then.
    Thanks for the numbers, btw.

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  36. I have to send 20 at a time. It's part of the deal. How it is shared, of that I have no control.

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    1. Now you're just lying. Don't bit the hand that feeds you.

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  37. Agree with the Chelsea, Gaga and Drake guesses.
    And I say thanks Mr. X, these are fun!

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  38. @Mr X - don't dislike the blinds, just the posting them all together, as 1000 other folks have noticed.
    I feel like I should print it out and go through the list.
    I pop in & out during work hours, so one blind at a time is the best I can do. You & Enty will work it out (she said, hopefully).
    Keep snooping!

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  39. I agree. Obviously I'm a gossip hound and to see a bunch lumped together is overwhelming.
    I'll talk to the EL about this.
    I don't share these lightly and would like for them to each get the attention they deserve.
    I feel like I should apologize but really..it's just gossip, right?

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  40. I'm thinking that #2 is Rosie O'Donnell not Ellen.

    I agree with all the other guesses.

    Good on Drake for kicking out the rude person. It's not nice to make domestic violence jokes. They're as unfunny as rape jokes & just as classless.

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  41. Mr. X some of these people are very hard to please. Thank you for sharing the gossip.

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  42. So I guess all of those whispers about Evan Ross and TI have some traction, huh?

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  43. I thought of Robin Thicke for #11. His divorce lawyers probably advised against partying with papa.

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  44. In regards to #3 and Juliette Lewis, her Co$ sister is actually married to Ethan Suplee, who has some VERRRRRRRY interesting other friends you would NEVER expect

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  45. 1. Drake
    3. Kirstie Alley
    4.Evan Ross
    5.Kevin Costner
    6.Kris Jenner
    7. Chelsea Handler
    8.Katy Perry?
    11. Justin Bieber

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  46. Thank you for these, Mr. X! Please let us know if you start your own site.

    I remember when Enty used to post a whole shitload of blinds from Michael Musto and Ted C. We dealt with the sheer volume of blinds then, and we'll deal with them now. You really can't please all of these people with gossip headaches who continue to come back to this site.

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  47. Too much at one time.

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  48. At least they were #'d this time. Erin Kella put forth the list I would have submitted were I smart enough to get BI's correct.

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  49. Anonymous11:45 AM

    Erin Kella, my god, I need you around in all aspects of my life.

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  50. #4 evan ross/asslee/TI

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  51. #6 Kris "Patsy Ramsey" Jenner

    #7 Chelsea Handler

    #9 Stallone
    #11 Bieber

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  52. #1 is 50 Cent, the joke being about him smashing furniture he paid for in Daphne Joy's house. #4 is Evan Ross, with T.I. being the sugar daddy. #8 Gaga? #9 Chris Evans?

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  53. I love Mr X's blinds. One stop shopping and they're much less opaque than Enty's blinds.

    Hey, maybe we can get Bruce Jenner on the cover of Vogue!

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  54. Holy moly. Info overload. Lets try 3-4 a post in the future, plz!

    1) Drake/RiRi/Chris B
    2) Queen L/Ellen
    3) Juliette Lewis/sister married to Ethan Suplee
    4) Evan Ross/Asslee Simpson/Diddy?
    5) Costner/Princess Di
    6) PMK Jenner (Arianna G, this is your future, girl. Run!)
    7) Vodka Handler
    8) Lady Gaga
    9) Sly
    10) Goopy
    11) The Biebs

    No complaint on the blinds, just the amount, at one time. Carry on, X. :)

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  55. 1 - TI?
    2 - Queen Latifah and Ellen
    3 - ?
    4 - ?
    5 - ?
    6 - Kris Jenner
    7 - Chelsea
    8 - ?
    9 - Stallone or Arnold S
    10 - ?
    11 - Bieber

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  56. @Di Butler... good job!

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  57. Anonymous5:52 PM

    I would recommend to Mr X that he breaks his blinds up into a post for each - too much of a good thing going on here :-)

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  58. I wanna know what Lady H knows about the Co$ friends of Randy Hickey's... :-)

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  59. Sorry, Enty. Don't like Mr. X's blinds as much as yours. Nice of you to give him a leg up, but not interesting. Maybe the way they are written. Don't know. Don't care. I am skipping them.

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  60. #1 is Drake, someone said something about Rihanna.

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  61. Queen Latifa, Chelsea Handler, and Robin Thick

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