Last night was the end of the Lindsay Lohan reality show. Two hours of her being late and wondering why she wasn't getting roles in multi-million dollar movies. Why would you hire her? The only reason you would hire her for a movie is publicity and something like Avengers doesn't need any help with publicity. A crap movie like The Canyons needs a Lindsay Lohan publicity boost so they are willing to roll the dice. In case you never did find OWN or didn't want to waste two hours of your life, I will tell you the most important things you missed. Production was conveniently absent during Art Basel. That was when Lindsay and Barron Hilton got into the drama so we are left with Lindsay's point of view which she doesn't want to share much of because "it wouldn't be fair." Oh, and it wasn't her fault. Nothing is ever her fault. Filming wrapped on the reality show and then in the finale there is a little extra from very recently. Very recently. As in after it was reported the show wouldn't be coming back. So, of course she had to try and get another season so she admitted her sex list was hers and that it represented a "sexual inventory" she was required to do for her 12 step recovery. Uh huh. It is really convenient that the one page that was released to the media contained only celebrity names and none of the other million men and women she has had sex with. It really is convenient that the list was released during the airing of the low rated show. Where are the other pages of names? Did this person only have time to take one photo and it happens that the page of names they took the photo of was filled with only celebrities?
Lindsay will lie about anything and everything. She never tells the truth even when it doesn't matter if she does. This is why I have a tough time believing her miscarriage story. During filming, Lindsay was absent for about two weeks. Probably drinking and drugging, but definitely missing from filming and a big deal of it is made during the season. Lindsay is asked about it now that she has had a chance to watch the show and knows it is not going to be picked up and drops that bombshell. Of course she knows the world will discuss it. She also knows that the world will probably be sad for her because everyone gets sad for people who have miscarriages. She didn't reveal the name of the father. So, basically she is saying that someone was willing to have unprotected sex with her? Well, finding the father should be easy. Look for a guy who just had his peen fall off.
After the show aired, Dina Lohan sent out a Tweet that lasted only a few minutes that asked Oprah to call her. I guess Lindsay didn't share Oprah's number with her "cool mom." I'm glad the show is over and now if she wants to earn money other than escorting she will have to act, which as we have seen, is not her strong suit.
she's so not credible i doubt she'll get much sympathy for admitting it. If it was true, then maybe she shouldn't have been chain smoking and partying....
ReplyDeleteMainlining vodka is NEVER the way to ensure a safe pregnancy. ;-D
DeleteCrack lies wrapped in more crack lies. She has zero credibility.
ReplyDeleteNobody will feel sorry for her because if she miscarried, people will only blame her lifestyle and habits for it happening.
ReplyDeleteShe's running on empty
ReplyDeleteI tried to watch The Canyons twice because it was free & the only thing I could find on tv
Fell asleep both times
Sit by that phone, Dina
Bwah
I think it's bullshit. biggest bs ever coming out from her mouth. she probably tries for simpathy.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is your problem entry
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is your problem entry
ReplyDeleteSorry, soooo not buying her b.s. Too many lies too many times...
ReplyDeleteThe word 'miscarriage' strikes fear into the hearts of people who are trying to have children. Oprah is probably not returning Lindsay's calls, so she is trying this.
ReplyDelete(It was probably last month's tampon.)
Or last month's condom? Oh wait, Enty took time to specify that she does not use those! Maybe he hates Blohan because she made his peen fall off? How else could he know?
DeleteLindsay knows she came off badly and she thinks she can smooth the ruffled feathers with Oprah with a fabricated sob story
ReplyDeleteI am sure oprah dashing to the phone to call Dina lohan! Lol, these people are delusional!
ReplyDeleteLindsay is so effing unlikeable that I cannot even be arsed to care. Her path does not look like a good one, but it's hard to even muster the good will to root for her anymore.
ReplyDeleteI dare say the narcissistic twat is doing for some sympathetic attention...I've been watching the slow road kill that is her show and I am astounded at her lack of kindness to others and her incredible ability to manipulate situations to focus attention back to her. The guy who is her PA deserves a medal!
ReplyDeleteI'm totally with Leeky on this one. Proven liar, and any goodwill she might once have had, is long gone.
ReplyDeleteClosest she's come to a miscarriage is gobbling down Morning After pills to stave off a trick baby.
ReplyDeletei doubt anything could grow in her uterus besides fungus and bacteria.
ReplyDeleteshe's a liar. she's trying to get sympathy for her shitty behavior and this was the only card she had left to play.
and i'd bet my last dollar it's total bullshit.
That's a helluva lot of words to say a grifter is grifting.
ReplyDeleteIT WAS THAT RAPPER DUDE!!! it explains everything! Goddam, I'd have cut off my own dick too...
ReplyDeleteWell, that explains everything.
DeleteThe thing is, even if she really did have a miscarriage, people's sympathy was lost a looong time ago. She's on a no win with this one.
ReplyDeleteThis is totally un-plausible.
ReplyDeleteA slut who has banged zillions getting pregnant? Travesty.
Somebody who boozes, smokes and takes more drugs than a young RDJ losing (my body, my choice) her baby? Bigger travesty.
I still can't be angry at someone as sick as she is. The victim card is classic addict behavior, and so is lying. This will only end badly, and I can't rejoice in watching someone kill themselves.
ReplyDeleteAll lies. She's a total manipulator.
ReplyDeletePlease woman has had how may abortions ? 6 or 7 ?
ReplyDeleteNo one believes her…
She wants the prestige of being a star without the work. She wants to party with her "friends". She wants magazine cover & free stuff & awards. I've suspected for a while she's not an addict & this show confirmed it to me, being an addict gave her something to blame. Nothing is every LiLo's fault & nothing ever will be.
ReplyDeleteShe will be 28 on July 2nd. She's out of control. If I were her, I'd lock myself in a padded room so that the President of Club 27 can't get me!
ReplyDeleteDarwin.
ReplyDeleteTwitter is the best thing that ever happened to Hollywood gossip. The next best thing is screencaps.
ReplyDeleteIf this woman were smart she'd do what alot of movie actors do. Do 1 movie a year & keep her sh*t together for the 1 month of filming, then live off that money until next year & her next project.
ReplyDelete@Anda Marie - you nailed it! The girl doesn't, can't and won't take responsibility for anything. EVERYTHING still is her parent's fault and her upbringing. Yes, her parents are MORONS - but she's almost 30 years old...the parental blame game doesn't work at that age.
ReplyDeleteI want to slap her across the face and shout, "No one believes anything you say. Grow the fuck up!"
@NoraNader Right?! Even her being on a 'night schedule' is due to her 'having to stay up waiting for her dad to come home and worrying about her mom when she was a child.' No, its because you choose to stay up all night and not do anything to rectify it. Nothing will ever be her fault, NOTHING! First step to being a better person is being honest with yourself...and then others, and that's just something I don't ever see her being willing to do. She probably has convinced herself that she really did have a miscarriage, even though she made it up.
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ReplyDelete"Nothing's ever my fault" is classic addict behavior. It's called denial. Like her or not, I hope someone is able to help her soon or she will end up dead.
ReplyDeleteLiar liar liar liar!
ReplyDeleteGood morning all. Classic boy who cried wolf with this one, I just can't
ReplyDeleteI see smoke coming from Lilo's pants & I don't think it was from a miscarriage.
ReplyDeleteThe beginning of last week's ep was so damn bizarre. It was her making faces in a camera. She HAD to have been on some heavy drugs. Either that or the drugs have really screwed up her brain & she's in desperate need of a self hugging jacket, a rubber room, & her own personal thorazine drip.
Wow..The travesty of it all was that fucked up diatribe about Lohag. If it weren't for the headline I would have zero idea what that was about.
ReplyDeleteLet's say she DID have a miscarriage. Was it really something she was going to carry to term? Doubtful. Just saved her some money.
And White Oprah is an ass pimple on Ophrah's butt. Of course she doesn't have her # and Oprah will never let her have it. She sees exactly who Dina is.
That picture is terrifying. Is that really her or a dude impersonating her?
ReplyDeleteI wish that Oprah had the leverage to get Lindsay to go to rehab (including repayment of the fees for same). If Lindsay could get cleaned up, she would actually be an excellent example for other people who feel hopeless.
ReplyDelete@Leek that is a wonderful thought. But Lindsay deep down is just a vapid human who only cares about being famous and not doing any of the work while conning everyone out of money as fast as she can.
ReplyDeleteShe can't be honest with herself and I hate myself for watching every episode.
Living off one film a year would require this practice commonly referred to as "budgeting" and that would be unacceptable.
ReplyDeleteWho knows with this chick - is it hard to believe she got knocked up (I hope by a human) and either had an abortion or miscarraige?? No. Is it equally hard to believe that this is either partially true or completely made up? No also. It's like debating heads or tails on the next coin flip.
ReplyDeletei loved when miley would not tweet her back and matt had the good sense to try to get her to turn her mic down and blohan didn't get it.."i don't know why she's not at least tweeting my back?" hah
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind, this is not the first time Lindsay has used a child to make herself seem sympathetic or garner attention for herself. Remember last year, the way she drug Heath Ledger's daughter into her mess?
ReplyDeleteLindsay's sour inside and out.
Linz ate a burrito and wants sympathy. She's full of shit
ReplyDeleteWhy would she not tell Oprah? Oprah comes and says "you are late you are missing days cut the bs," why not tell her you were pregnant? Because you weren't Because no one can prove a miscarriage. If she was pregnant they would not have put her under at the dentist office (valium, etc..). She is delusional when she says she shows up for all her acting. Umm. No. Two Broke Girls? Late and unprepared. Or the hell you put people through in the canyons?
ReplyDeleteSpot on @BeckyMae. Lindsay couldn't even simply introduce Miley at the concert without turning it back to her. When Lindsay visited Letterman two weeks ago, he called Oprah and she said she wanted to appear on his show before he retired while Lindsay then kept poking Dave in the shoulder whispering "And me, and me. I want to come on too."
ReplyDeleteThank Christ this shit show is over and she won't be on TV anymore.
Druggies lie, her latest is just to try to salvage her last chance with a false sob story. She's finished until she inevitably OD's.
ReplyDeleteI hate her so much, she's truly a piece of crap
ReplyDeleteWho would risk their life by doing Blohan bareback? Ewwww
ReplyDeleteI don't have that much sympathy for LiLo as she has created a lot of her own problems, but I am really tired to the daily smugness coming from Enty every time he gets a chance to point out her failures. You are keeping her relevant while simultaneously seething with hate for the girl.
ReplyDeletePlease!!!! Feel sorry she had miscarriage?? ( if i even believe that). Dont feel sorry at all, and that baby dodged a huge bullet. Little baby spirit will come back in another baby, without the crazy.
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ReplyDeleteI think that one problem with people like Lindsay is that they seem to get away with bad behaviour after bad behaviour. If people don't call them out on it, they will never change.
No sympathy...NONE. I can't believe anyone actually believes this- it's obviously just another excuse to explain why she looked so unprofessional after she saw some of the episodes. She plays the blame game 100% of the time, and this time she is blaming her missteps on a miscarriage. With people like this, its always something...you can only be the boy who cried wolf so many times before people stop paying attention to anything that you say. I think the saddest part about it is that it hasn't gotten to the point where people stop paying attention to her lies and caring. She was still smoking like 100 cigs a day (not to mention acting totally normal for her) before those 2 weeks and the 'miscarriage' happened, and if she cared enough about losing the baby to have to stop filming for 2 weeks, she would have at least cut down on her smoking. Miscarriages do not last 2 weeks, I've had one. I was sick for 5 days at the most, but honestly I think it was bad for about 12 hours and less bad for maybe a day or 2 after that, and not much longer.. Her saying she couldn't move for 2 weeks because she was so sick is bullshit. She could have at least done research on what happens during a miscarriage and gotten the time span right to make her lie more credible. Sorry if that's harsh, but it's the truth. I also think her lying about something like that is so disrespectful to women who have actually gone through that a horrible experience.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is her precursor: it's a long story, and no one knows this, but...
ReplyDeleteHow is it a long story? I was pregnant. I miscarried. End of story.
Saying it a a long story is a way to say it's very involved and detailed, but I don't what those details are or how to make this sound believable, is I will just say it's too much to go into. bullshite.
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ReplyDeleteTerese: I've only seen free clips from the show, and every one of them amazes me. This almost 30-y-o woman seems to lie all the time. It's obvious to most rational people. She can't even act the part of a credible liar.
ReplyDeleteIt galls me that Oprah paid her $2m for this show. That's more than the average woman makes in a lifetime of hard, honest work.
Also, LOL at the story that the sex partner list is a required part of rehab. It isn't. There is a step that requires you to take an inventory of all the people you've harmed and share it with someone. But it's usually confined to items such as not being there for your children, hurting your spouse, etc.
I've never heard of a rehab center where you are asked to list your sexual history. Is this a new thing? Or was Lohan just listing people she had infected?
Pip Squeak: Hahahhaha yes, the sex partner thing- umm no, that is not an AA step. Another example of her being completely delusional, as if people can't look up what the 5th step in AA is and see that it is NOT making an inventory of your CELEBRITY sexual conquests. They were all celebs, and you know she has had sex with regular old people, too. My guess is that she leaked that shit for publicity herself. I actually asked a friend of mine who went to rehab and goes to AA regularly and she just laughed and laughed- making a list of those you have harmed, yes, making a list of sex partners, no...unless you have an STD and need to come clean to them! Also, if that is the case, she clearly thinks she only needs to come clean to the celebs, and the regular people don't count...lol
DeleteYeah, I watched all the episodes...I am almost ashamed to admit it, but I was interested. She is 100% delusional, bratty and entitled, and has no sense of reality or what the real world is actually like. Every episode I just sat watching flabbergasted that anyone would choose to ever be around her or work with her. As an aside, my best friend and I were talking about how we don't even think she's that great of an actress, and she always seems fake in films/tv projects- using an 'acting voice/acting intonation,' is the best way I can describe it- it's not natural. She uses a similar voice when she does the on-camera interviews separate from the day-to-day 'reality' part of the show, where she is all smiles and nice and everything is great (and the contrast from those interviews where everything is great to how the situations that we just watched play out in a train-wreck manner is the most hilarious part). The 'miscarriage' confession was definitely in her 'acting voice.'
She needs to go way away from the spotlight and get some real help. Her addiction seems to be a symptom of a much more serious mental illness or personality disorder.
oprah did not pay her the full 2million. she paid her in installments to garaunty she would show up and do her part.. that's why when she wanted to move into her apt. oprah's production co wouldn't give lindsay the money. the money went directly to the realtor and it pissed lindsay off. lindsay did not make agreed upon appearences and has not been paid in full.. only partial.. but still more than she deserves
ReplyDeleteNobody cares if a nearly 30 year old gets pregnant, or got pregnant it's barely a yawn on the boredom meter. In fact the only scary part of the story is there was a man out there dumb enough to have unprotected sex with Blohan. Tick Tock her times almost up.
ReplyDeleteI was an addict, I went to treatment and I just HAVE to address what she said about step work regarding her hook up list.. first of all, making a sex list as part of doing a fearless and moral inventory is a very shallow and irrelevant approach. Secondly, anonyminity is everything.. making that list has nothing to do with that step, that is a complete joke! I have also had a miscarriage, I went to work(waitressing) a couple days later.. I wasn't in a position where I could take a couple weeks off, but I don't think I would have needed to.. and having a camera following me around to restaurants, and film while I hang around my apartment while my assistant does all the running around, is not what I call work but okay. I'm not saying a miscarriage isnt devestating for some, and maybe I'm being a bit harsh, because its difficult for me to believe she's telling the truth about that.. she is a decent actress, let's not forget the scene on her own footage where she tried to "pretty cry' and FORCED out some tears.
ReplyDelete+10000, Sassafrass. So many good points! You are so right on...when I had my miscarriage, I actually went to work that day...because I didn't really know what was happening (I left shortly after I got there), but I would say I was only out of commission for about a day or two, as well. Ridiculous. Love your informed opinion on the AA steps, too.
Deleteand bwahahah 'pretty cry'...hahahahahaaaa