So much to discuss. My first question is if you have enough money to send private jets all over the world and are paying for that person to come see you, why are you picking Lindsay Lohan? It is either because she used to be in movies or she used to be in movies and does things no one else does. Lindsay doesn't care that the guy is married or has kids. The only thing she cares about is the size of the checks he is writing her. As for the drinking and drugs, she probably had been drinking prior to the interview and just kept on keeping on and probably thought the reporter wouldn't say anything about it and just kiss her butt like most reporters. That didn't happen though and it will be interesting to see how Lindsay spins all of this. Presumably it will be the fault of everyone other than Lindsay, including Jennifer Lawrence who Lindsay says has sex for roles and Lindsay is above that, but not above having sex for money. Lindsay's reps say the interview never took place, but the magazine says they have witnesses. What they need is a recording. That would be amazing.
Even with photoshopping (maybe?) she looks like total mess.
ReplyDeleteWell, this puts the magazine in a tight spot. Prove Lindsay is lying and/or also look untrustworthy to future celebrity features. Catch-22.
ReplyDeleteI know there must be some kind of contractual obligation to mention La Lohan every day, but can't we focus on the less obvious stuff? Like why the woman never wears a bra. Is she allergic to underwire? Does she not understand where breasts typically sit on a person's chest (hint: closer to your shoulders than your belly button)? Does she not know how to shoplift bras? These are the things enquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteSometimes you just want to break out your DDs from behind bras. But with her, it's for the attention.
DeleteI totally get that, FearN, I just think you know, time, place.
DeleteAgreed.
DeleteMichael D said she likes her "chest wontons" free range.
ReplyDeleteLohan free May!
Agree @sandy.... she's lost her youthful glow. Those lip plumpers are the worst.
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived in NYC I used to see hookers in Times Square that looked less beaten down than Lindsay looks now.
ReplyDeleteHis poor wife she better bring in the exterminators
ReplyDeleteShe will be dead after talking about hooking up with rich married guys, they tend to make people like her disappear.
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ReplyDeleteShe has said on the record that she hates bras.
ReplyDeleteWhen did she say those comments about Jennifer Lawrence? I'm dying.
I couldn't muster up the strength to watch 2 hours of the OWN show last night, so I'm still behind. (Recovering from my Easter festivities!)
Regarding the miscarriage claims: Her chain smoking on camera isn't helping her win my sympathy vote. If all the claims about her active sexay times are true, I guess a miscarriage isn't that hard to believe. She certainly doesn't live in a way conducive to nurturing a baby in her belly.
I don't want to feel bad for Lindsay Lohan, but in a way I do. She should have never been on the Oprah show. If she wasn't using during it (side eye), she certainly will now after hearing the awful reviews and dealing with the aftermath of the trainwreck.
She seems to have no grasp on reality.
I am dying to know what the former PA has to say about all of this.
Did anyone see her on WWHL? I missed it but I heard it was pre-recorded.
You really should read DListed's post about this.
ReplyDeleteA tidbit: "At the end of the article, KODE says that LiLo complained about morning sickness and told them she thinks the dude she’s doing in London (read: a john) knocked her up. LiLo supposedly told them this right before she left for Coachella, but on her OWN reality shit show, she says she was pregnant months ago when filming started."
Hey Guys! I don't suppose her 'morning sickness' is vomiting from constant ingestion of drugs and alcohol? If buddy really loves her, he will jet her to a rehab stat. BTW Lindsay has never had sex for a role.
ReplyDeleteLindsay couldn't be any more of a fuck-up, could she? She doesn't seem to have even one brain cell.
ReplyDeleteHer addiction are mind-boggling:
ReplyDeleteShe's addicted to: clothes hoarding, chaos, attention, drugs, alcohol, sex is probably in there.
Yeah, somebody needs to tell this trick that morning sickness basically feels like the worst hangover ever. So, easy for a party animal to mix up the two.
Susan, dont forget stealing!
DeleteThis magazine looks like it's trying very, very hard to be relevant. Hash tags on the cover - why not? QR code as your logo? Sure! Oh, and Rob Kardashian plus Lilo! #SoQuiche!
ReplyDeleteThe QR code should really be bigger.
Delete@TTM Hey Girl! Lindsay has naturally perky boobs and does not need a bra. She can't help it if she is naturally endowed!
ReplyDeleteHey Leeky! There t'ain't be nothin wrong with big boobies, just give those girls some help! At least in public, for the love of bob
DeleteThe Big O looks like an idiot now for hiring her.
ReplyDeleteI dont think oprah looks idiotic, Lindsay does. Oprah rolled the dice, and got a documentary on coming apart.
DeleteThis girl has no aquaintance with the real world. She's so far into her delusions she cant see real anymore. Oh, and props for the spin of " interview never took place". No item by item, no she had a bad day, it was 10 mins after her 'miscarriage'-it just flat out didnt happen. I love it!!
ReplyDeleteLeave her the fuck alone she had enough on her plate at the moment. Are you gonna be happy when shes dead asshole?
ReplyDeleteRawr!
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Delete@TTM Totally agree!
ReplyDeleteher camp says that the interview took place over email, and that they are trying to bank/spin/accuse with all of the claims about drinking, etc.
ReplyDeletei think anything with lindsay is just messy, she does not realize how to politely conduct business anymore :\
p.s. i dont really understand how people go on with "falling in love" or carrying on an affair with someone who has already proclaimed their love to another...
Oprah will cash in all the film that didn't make it into the "documentary". She's no fool. LL didn't have a miscarriage and she's not prego now. She received so much sympathy for saying she did that she will now continue forever. She will be prego more times than Jennifer Aniston before she dies!
ReplyDeleteMessier and messier.
ReplyDeleteLiLo thinks DD silicon implants means she doesn't need a bra.
ReplyDeleteOprah knew exactly what she was getting. She just figured it was a win/win for her. Either Lindsay cleans up and Oprah gets the credit or Lindsay continues being Lindsay and Oprah gets the footage. The only thing Oprah miscalculated was the public's interest. Thinking she'd score good ratings was the idiotic part.
ReplyDeleteLiLo's problem is she's a party girl, not addiction. She wants all the spoils without any of the work.
ReplyDeleteForget even how she has aged, her voice sounds like that of an 85 year old...
ReplyDeleteWOW Sandy - That was my first thought too.
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ReplyDeleteThis magazine looks like it's trying very, very hard to be relevant. Hash tags on the cover - why not? QR code as your logo? Sure! Oh, and Rob Kardashian plus Lilo! #SoQuiche!
This has the making of the K-Krap family all over it. Didn't POS PMK want her own magazine devoted to her disgusting family?
oprah thought she could be iyanla vanzant docuseries without iyanla and without someone who cares. oprah is bottom-barreling ass-kissing to kartrashians blohans and any bottomfeeder she can for ratings.. she fired mega agent kevin huvane 2 years ago and blamed him for everything wrong with her network.. she is going to get a big wake up call backlash soon.. the oscar shutout was more to do with huvane as well.
ReplyDeleteTo the person who said Oprah doesn't look ridiculous.. People who are able to look beyond the sheer joy of tearing down an addict, she absolutely does look ridiculous. She thought this Lindsay reality show was going to bring her network mega ratings. So she gave an addict a nice NYC apartment and a ton of money. Anyone with half a brain could foresee how this would turn out. If Lindsay came out of rehab and had to actually work for having a rich lifestyle again it may have woke her up a bit. Instead her recovery was delayed because a rich fat cat wanted to exploit her for ratings.
ReplyDeleteActually, it wouldn't surprise me if she got pregnant, but it is exponentially more likely she was recovering from an abortion...
ReplyDeleteThe greatest delusion in this piece is that she sees herself as Jennifer Lawrence's competition. She might on a very good day be Shannon Doherty's competition.
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DeleteI don't think she was pregnant at all. I think she manipulates people around her with sob stories to get what she wants in any given situation. At one point in the show to excuse her sleeping in late she made a reference to how she used to stay up late at night to comfort her mother while waiting for her dad to get home from benders. To the public watching this it comes off as desperate attempts to throw in irrelevant sad facts from her past to get away with irresponsible behavior. The people around her let her get away with it because they are hoping that they will benefit financially from her.
ReplyDeleteD'ya know who I'm most disappointed and pissed off with?
ReplyDeleteMyself, for reading about and paying attention to her.
Every time I click on a post about her I let myself down.
She doesn't care whether it's good or bad attention, she just wants attention. And she's getting it.
I see a Baby Jane future for her. There are so many washed up, used up, broken actresses out there. Why all the fascination with her?
I'm asking myself as much as anyone else.
I too hate myself for clicking on anything Lilo related. It's just like her to pass off her shame and self loathing to others.
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ReplyDeleteI haven't watched any of the episodes, but it's hardly a secret she's a manipulator and pathological liar. Do I really think she was pregnant, no. Would it surprise me if she had been, again no. She perpetuates the saying: "How do you know if an addict is lying? Their lips are moving." I know Okrah is desperate for ratings on her channel, but I have to admit I was actually shocked when I found out she would be filming Lohan. And it has totally backfired on her. Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas (or crabs, or herpes, etc, etc, etc...)
ReplyDeleteAnd most obvi, she's addicted to the ciggies. How can I forget THAT?
ReplyDeleteI hate myself for watching this, too. That said, I am totally watching the finale tonight.
They should show this docu-series to young hopefuls upon entering Hollywood.
She is DEFINITELY a master manipulator. The way she doesn't show up for anything and is 3 hours late on any given assignment makes me want to stab my eyes out.
She really is an addict through and through. I don't know how Oprah sleeps at night.
@it's just you
ReplyDeleteI wonder that myself - why I'm even interested. For me, I know addiction, and she is such a hard nut. Every time I see an article about her, I hope it's about Lindsay finally giving in and admitting that her life is out of control.
The thing is, regardless of whether the magazine has proof she said what she said, we are more likely to believe them then we are her.
ReplyDeleteMy theory about her popularity as a call girl is that there is very little she won't do...she's forever being photographed with bruises and cuts on her body....I'd say that she makes good $$ now for that, but let's just see what the cracked out future holds for the Apricot Ashtray*.
*(all credit to the sublime Michael K for that moniker)
Leeky, you're looking for reason where there isn't one - and you're probably far nicer than me.
ReplyDeleteI look because it's a train wreck and I'm human. Nothing deeper.
She seems to believe that if her lie is possible then it's not a real lie.
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