The tabloids can all scrap their covers for this week. I'm sure at the end of last week they were all salivating about a possible Kate Middleton pregnancy and probably had all their stories ready about what sex the baby is and Kate's pregnancy regimen and how she was determined to not gain too much weight and blah blah blah. They had gone through all the photos from the New Zealand trip searching for ones that showed a baby bump. They were ready. Then Kate had some wine at a wine tasting and blew it all for them so we will probably find out that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant or something. "Just use the same stories but change the name and the cover photo."
What Kate should have done is hold off on the wine tasting and then take some photos holding her stomach and waited until after all the tabloids came out and then gone on a rager with Prince Harry. That would have been fun to watch.
That is a helluva news story, Enty!!
ReplyDeleteHow's it going royal ugly dudes?
ReplyDeleteI don't think that the odd sip of wine negates the fact that a person might be pregnant. That said, if Kate was actually pregnant and had been sipping wine (St Kate would never), the Daily Mail would be making damn sure that woman was never allowed to be Queen (consort or whatever).
ReplyDeleteOh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time. Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!
ReplyDeleteViolet since you live there is this story huge in England? We dumb Americanos seem to think this is newsworthy and newspapers and news shows covered it.
ReplyDeleteSpeak for yourself, I'm not dumb.
DeleteHappy Happy Morning Everyone! The snow is going, but there will likely one more eff-you blizzard from nature before May.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! That's what Diana would have done - after she became unhappy - have fun with the press. Kate still seems genuinely happy, but if things start to falter, I think she would be more than capable of some passive-aggressive shenanigans.
good morning Leeky.
ReplyDeleteBill and Ted, you made me laugh out loud for reals! Might get me through what promises to be quite a Mondayish Monday.
ReplyDeleteI love Bill and Ted! And from what I can tell, she is holding wine and not drinking it.
ReplyDelete@Sandy I have not seen single, solitary story suggesting that Kate is/might be pregnant . Besotted with little George maybe, but none that a sibling is imminent.
ReplyDeleteWhat gets me is George is only 8 months! Little too soon to start worrying about another i think. Jeez, relax already and give them some space!
ReplyDeleteI think we've moved our obsession from our fallen royal family, the Kennedys, to your royal family Violet.
ReplyDeleteI love you Bill & Ted!
ReplyDeleteToo soon unless your last name is Simpson or Spelling...
ReplyDeleteHey sandy!
ReplyDeleteJust out of curiosity, will she ever go by William's name, or will she always be known as Kate Middleton? No offense to anyone, but it just seems odd that with all of the pomp and circumstance the royal family puts up, you would think the Queen would want her to take his name post-haste.
ReplyDeleteDid Diana go by Spencer when she was married to Charles?
In other news, the French enjoy pastry, people survive on oxygen.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone noticed how jacked up her forehead is with Botox? She already purses her lips and clenches when she smiles, now the top 1/3 of her face doesn't move. She's been sneaky about it but it's definitely there.
ReplyDeleteJust cos she's holding wine doesn't mean she's drinking it
ReplyDeleteShe had A sip and then handed her glass to a royal secretary. Doesn't mean she isn't pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI would be highly amused by a Royal Family Duggar style baby machine.
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ReplyDeleteTo distinguish from the rest of one's text)--it's not she who insists on being called Kate Middleton.
For some reason, the media have clung
To her maiden name. She goes by Her Grace, the Duchess of Cambridge. And is known formally as Catherine.
Sorry, I don't mean "formally" at all. I mean that William referred to her as Catherine in a pre-marital interview and if she's called Kate at all, I've never heard it from anyone in her family in a "formal" setting (such as an interview or announcement).
ReplyDeleteYep that Kate Middleton crap is all the media ignoring protocol and honestly I think they do it to make it easier to search previous stories.
ReplyDeletePretty sure she makes Liz and the gang call her Waity Katie, 24/7. ;)
ReplyDeleteI think it will be interesting to note when they DO stop calling her Kate Middleton.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is when she becomes a princess, but they'll pretty much have to when she's queen.
It's bad journalism.
If I were married to Kate I would take some time between children to enjoy her body sexually thoroughly and often. She seems to have a bit of wild woman in her based on some of her nude pictures and I would want to enjoy that before Motherhood ruined her.
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