Friday, April 25, 2014

Justin Bieber Gets Back In The Country

After several hours of questioning, Justin Bieber was let back into the United States last night. After traveling to Asia, Justin flew back into LAX and he was detained and questioned by immigration officials before being allowed back into the country. I love him having to go through this and there is always hope that someday he won't be let back into the country, but I don't think it is going to happen unless he gets arrested a few more times for crimes that are far more serious than the crimes he has committed thus far.

The White House already has gone on record stating that Bieber won't be deported for his actions which makes me wonder why he was even questioned and stopped in the first place. That official response by the government must mean that someone actually looked into the situation and determined he could stay and go back and forth which means that immigration wasn't going to be able to keep him out. I am glad they did it to make him sweat and ruin his evening plans, but it all seems like a big waste of time in the big picture of keeping people out who don't belong. The crotch grab by Justin was not really necessary but in his defense he might have trouble finding his so needs to locate it every so often.

25 comments:

  1. Nope. The White House was required to release a statement bc of the numbers of signatures on that dumbass petition. Government has bigger fish to fry and barely addressed that shit dick in their response.

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  2. Or maybe somebody at LAX just doesn't like the little twerp and wanted to bust his chops for awhile when his name popped up on the passengers list.

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  3. I kinda think that whole picture is unnecessary, but someone a 15 year old boy is feeling stronger because of it. Much much less likely to be a productive member of society, but whatevs

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    1. Uhh the 15yo boy in me says "if someone grabbed my crotch like that I'd be feeling less productive, if you know what I mean."

      *a 15yo with a well developed sense of humour about his penis

      **no 15yo ever

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  4. I can picture Canada saying,"Take this asshole! Please!!" ( apologies to Henny Youngman)

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  5. We need better boarders with Canada, not Mexico.

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    1. I have to respectfully disagree, Henriette, I was a great boarder when I stayed in the states. Made my own bed, packed my own lunch...

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  6. Jeebus Enty, first Tori now Justin are you hoping we'll leave?

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  7. Maybe George Clooney can call his best friend,Barak and discuss the Bieber situation? Since they are so close and all.

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  8. Yeah my auto correct sucks.

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  9. Biebs needs every Jaysus little scare they can give him right now in the hope that it will scare his skinny arse into beib-having.

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    1. Morning leek, money talks and bullshit walks, grabbing his crotch and pulling a Miley..

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  10. My spelchek sux harder than yours does Henriette

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  11. Anonymous6:40 AM

    I can't stand this little POS. His parents failed him miserably and he has turned into an entitled little brat, instead of a man.

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  12. @Steamy Hiya! Yes it does!

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  13. He was held for questioning because he has three legal cases pending (LA, Miami, Toronto). Standard operating procedure.

    Haha TTM @ your "boarder."

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  14. So now you have to do a Miley impersonation to enter the country??!? Probably not if you're a US citizen, right? Whew!!

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  15. Canadian boarders make lunch ...

    Mexican borders make tv shows ...

    Tough call.

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  16. Too bad the tag line wasn't 'Justin Beiber gets back to his own country" or ''Justin Bieber spotted at Singer parties also" - those would be much less depressing:(

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  17. I take this the opposite way Enty did. The White House petition had enough signatures that they felt compelled to acknowledge it. Their pious assertions to the contrary, they simply didn't have the balls to deport Bieber, which INS would have found an excuse to do in a hot minute if they'd gotten a call from the White House. What happened at LAX is just federal agencies, pissed off that the administration has all the backbone of a jellyfish, doing what they can to hassle the little bastard as much as possible. For which I applaud them. If they make his life miserable enough every time he enters or leaves the country, maybe the worthless little punk will eventually decide to move elsewhere on his own.

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  18. If federal agencies are using this little dipshit as a pawn to make a point about immigration reform or otherwise, we are a lot of fucking trouble.

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  19. My son always holds on to his crotch too. He's three...

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  20. CanadianMiss, too funny! You've got the Beib-Beaver fan base age living with you. Your toddler is much smarter I'm absolutely positive.

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  21. He is such a little scrote. Jaysus.

    And The Hat! I've been keeping an eye out since the Grammys...of COURSE Pharrell telegraphed this trend. Him, Johnny, now Scrote...someone else I can't rember... Gah! The HAT.

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