In the series of texts, Jenelle says that her current boyfriend, who is the father of her baby, and not her husband, who she tried to have a baby with before he beat her and landed in jail and then ended up back in jail on drug charges, is a great guy. She then said he was better than a N like Kieffer. Jenelle then went ahead and said that her baby daddy might not be as nice to her as Kieffer was. You know, because Kieffer was the one who got her hooked on heroin so that makes him much nicer than her baby daddy.
“He might not be as nice as u were to me, but he’s the best f**king thing that walked into my life. U were what? Playing COD and getting high wasting life…Begged me to come back or u were killing yrself. Well guess what go f**king kill yrself, cuz nobody would ever care not even yr own mother.”
I have one thing to say. Texting yrself is much harder than texting yourself because of auto correct. I don't think anyone who knows Jenelle should be shocked she dropped an N bomb.
nutella?? maybe she was just hungry
ReplyDeleteOnly shocking thing here is that she hasn't apparently used it on camera- yet,
ReplyDelete"he is the perpetually unemployed, homeless, drug abusing guy that Jenelle dated"
ReplyDeleteWAIT WHICH ONE??
Compeltely sincere:
ITS NOT TOO LATE FOR ADOPTION JENELLE.
What a pleasant young lady, with all that comportment.
ReplyDeleteI think MTV might have misspelled his last name, though.
The enwurd is completely acceptable when arguing between a current or former couple.
ReplyDeleteCount it took me a second to figure out 'enwurd.' I like it.
DeleteEnwurd
Arrwurd
Seawurd
Squidwurd
I would expect no less from this self-centred, ignorant twunt.
ReplyDeleteI could watch this all day long
ReplyDeleteHigh! High! You're both high!
It's just sad because we all know baby "Kaiser" will be brought up in Child Protective Services.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is familiar with the show, they will never forget who Kieffer is because of the lovely Barbara yelling "Kieffah" all the time.
ReplyDeleteA black girl bumped into me the other day and said "get outta my way honkie." I guess discrimination works both ways.
ReplyDelete@Crila16: Should have had her charged with a hate crime.
ReplyDeleteOh my is the word Honkie coming back? It will never be as bad as the enwurd as the Count put it.
ReplyDeleteDo not care about this loser at all...
@ Count...I should have. It was annoying, but I ignored it. Who even uses the word honkie anymore anyway? It sounds so 1960's.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds so 1960s because it is, innit? Maybe she had been watching a Blaxsploitation revival.
DeleteI watched 8 seasons of South Park unaware that 'cracker' is apparently a pejorative term.
Yrself
ReplyDeleteSee my fucking POS spelchek didn't correct it Enty!
ReplyDelete@Sherry Well said. It will never be as bad.
ReplyDeleteItself
ReplyDeleteThis chick I work with always writes "nething" for "anything" and it drives me nuts. IT'S ONE MORE FREAKING LETTER. USE IT.
ReplyDeleteHa LowKey, that would drive me nuts.
DeleteI think loads of text speak takes longer to write than regular speak. But when I was a teenager, I used to write all my school notes backwards, words and letters back to front.
Tl; dr: kids can be dicks like that.
That's what my auto correct turns it yrself into.
ReplyDeleteIf he's homeless maybe we should all give him some money!
ReplyDeleteGet the facts straight. She was using H BEFORE that kid! That's how they met. That said she's the one who exploits her babies for money, so who's the biggest loser?
ReplyDelete@Alita: I scummed it from a board where the enwurd is verboten.
ReplyDeleteI knew "cracker" but I recently found out "peckerwood" was an insult to whites. I always thought "peckerwood" was just a synonym for "square", had no clue it was race based. I would definitely be getting in a fight with a black guy who called me a "peckerwood". I would be laughing so hard that it is very likely he would take a swing.
You're very good to give credit where due ;)
ReplyDeleteArrwurd is my favourite because in my head it is said in a pirate voice.
I didn't know peckerwood was racial either - I thought it meant 'small willy.' Which actually might be the derivation, now I think on it.
I'd be laughing as hard if someone called me 'honky' - just lame. Sounds better as an insult meaning 'big nose,' but I guess I have no historic context for it (except watching South Park ;).
Lamest racial epithet here: 'skip' (as in 'skippy the bush kangaroo') being a white Australian. It just sounds too cute to be taken badly.
I could post a 3 page rant about Jenelle Evans and how much of a disgusting human being she is, but I won't. All I have to say is, bitch needs SERIOUS help! And somebody please take that baby away and give it a good home.
ReplyDeleteAlso, her mum is the best thing about Teen Mom and there is a brilliant parody account on Twitter that gives me daily LOL's.
Who the fuck cares? She's talking about a former boyfriend or fuck buddy right? That means she's no racist and was just using it like every black person I've ever known. Hell, most of them called me "My Nigga" and I'm about the whitest person you can ever meet. White and Nerdy was about a person more street than me lol
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is the r-word? Alita? Anyone?
ReplyDeleteHiya Sprink, 'the R-word' is 'retard.' And people really have - including here on CDaN - called it the 'the R-word.' I get it but also think it comes off as a really immature societal construct.
ReplyDeleteHence preferring a nice piratical 'Arrrrrwurd, me hearties!'
Aha. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you, between the n-word, the l-word, the r-word, the c-word, the f-word...seriously, if that's what I meant to say, I'd just say the fecking word. None of this fannying about with the 'hyphen+word' suffix. Too much surrendered power.
I agree pretty much - most of them I'd just say. But I really would feel uncomfortable typing, for example, the enwurd (not that I could think of a time I'd use it except in a rhetorical debate). So for me, this offers a nice Plan C.
ReplyDeleteAlso - massive props for the use of 'fecking,' that word always makes me think in an Irish accent. Like many, I'm a sucker for a good UKish accent XD
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more, @Sprink. I don't usually bother saying "n-word". Words have power in the context that you use them. I would never call a friend "my nigga" because it's stupid to me. I wouldn't call someone a retard or say "that's so gay" because of the same contextual sense of idiocy.
ReplyDeleteI won't, however, feel like I have to apologize for saying "Stupid teen mom called her ex a 'nigger' on Twitter" because the context is that's the word she used. Pretending the word doesn't have power by giving it a painfully hyphenated pretend word negates its power. She used a racial slur, display it for what it is, and the disgusting use of the word for what it is - disgusting.
I meant negates the power of how the word is used, not the power of the word itself.
DeleteNow I'm going to be saying power all day...
POWER UP!
ReplyDeleteSeven, for the love of kitties, if you tell me that you love DBZ I'll quit my job and hunt you down. Though shall not suffer a doppelganger to live ;)