Chris Brown Is In Federal Custody

I don't think there will be a need for each and every one of you to complete a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse but Chris Brown is still being transported by US Marshals to Washington DC where he is going to face a trial for misdemeanor assault. I wish they had done something like this with Lindsay Lohan. Instead it is Chris Brown who is being transported in full shackles aboard a plane that is going to make numerous stops before it arrives in Washington DC. The thing is he will probably get some type of plea deal so I don't expect to see him serving any jail time. He might even go to trial and get a not guilty plea and then nothing will be done in LA. At least though maybe this is an eye opener for him because he is being transported with some people who probably make Scared Straight look like Vacation Bible School. OK, I don't know that but I watched Con-Air a lot so that is how I'm guessing it will be.