Sunday, April 20, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 23, 2009

#3 & 4- This NHL player has himself a really nice celebrity girlfriend who he claims to love. Hasn't stopped him from having strippers called up to his room on every road trip. I'm sure the girlfriend would be pleased.

Elisha Cuthbert/Dion Phaneuf (She ended up marrying him though, so there is that. Hopefully he changed)


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  1. He's a quebecer. Strippers are part of our culture.

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  2. Whew. Comrie's sister can rest easy today knowing this wasn't about Hot Tub Duff.

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    1. I miss Comrie's sister (was it SiL?).

      But I've kept my promise to her - I never used to know who Mike Comrie was, but now because of her spirited defense, I know exactly who he is - the guy that cheats on Hilary Duff.

      I remember, sister of Comrie!

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    2. No, no, Alita, he's the guy that USED TO cheat on Hilary Duff.

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    3. But I promised Sister of Comrie, @TTM

      Heck, now I don't know if up is down, what colour the sky is, or my ass from my elbow.

      You leave me with this mind bend, sitting here on my elbows ...

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  3. Elisha knows the deal with athletes and he makes tons more Canadian dollars than she does.

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  4. Old habits are hard to break.

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  5. At least they were strippers and not hooked, eh....

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  6. How many lap dances can one have, really? Escorts are just the next page over, buddy

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  7. In other news... according to this site's ads on the mobile version, the Keystone Pipeline is "safe and environmentally friendly" (top) and a significant number of people have symptoms that include fatigue, itchy skin and rashes, mouth ulcers, bloating, white coated tongue, and toe fungus (bottom, with a handy-dandy color illustration).

    Can you keep a secret?

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  8. I know I'm late to the game but, Happy Easter!

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    1. Happy Easter, Kristin :)

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    2. Yes, Happy Ham Day, Wigsy!

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    3. What's Ham Day? Are you calling the messiah a pig? ;)

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    4. I don't know from messiahs, being almost completely irreligious, so I just call holidays by the food we celebrate them with. Happy SplitPeaSoup Eve!

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  9. GAH, Wigs, that freaked me out!

    Since we're on the boring post with a bunch of OT - did you catch Orphan Black last night?

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    1. YES! One of my friends was screaming and running laps around my living room over that last scene.

      Watched her on Conan (Tatiana, not my friend) and she is hella cool and funny.

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    2. Did you watch? What did you think?

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    3. I totally believe Tat is awesome in person. She reminds me of the girl from Being Erica.

      They pulled an evil master plan on us!

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      They brought it home last night! First the diner scene, and then Alli's singing, and then BOOM HELENA!

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    4. Wigs, if you haven't read it, you must (and meet the new clone video):

      EW interview with the creators

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    5. Watched all 11 episodes last night. . Awesome. Awesome. I am hooked now. So was Mrs S her bio mom?. What was that photo about?

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  10. All this talk of Orphan Black and your avi has me intrigued Seven. Can't get the roomies interested in getting hooked on yet another cool show. ooh that reminds me GOT tonight!!

    Hey there IJU..Happy Easter. Do they do the Bunny and eggs in Ireland. I know in France it's the Easter Bell. (Seems odd but then bunnies and eggs are just as.)

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  11. Sugarbread, did you watch the premiere last night?

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    I'm so happy they brought my Shakira assassin, Helena, back.

    Alli in community theater? Please. And that was the most hilarious abduction scene ever shot. When she kept blowing the rape whistle?

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  12. @sugarbread

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    I'm leaning toward toward Mrs S being the donor mom based on bio mom (the one Helena killed) saying the foster mother isn't who they think she is, along with the photo. Naming the doctor "Aldus" (Brave New World) is a huge clue.

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    The rape whistle was cracking me up. She sprayed two of the guys with pepper spray, then she starts missing and whistling, and gets shoved into the car, and the guy is all, "Whoops, wrong clone!"

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    I thought Mrs S was Sarah's monitor. At least that's what I'm guessing.

    Cos is getting on my nerves a bit (sorry 7). For being an EvoDevo genius, she's kind of naive. Unless she's trying to get Delphine to trust her.

    Ramon, the black market drug & arms dealer/walmart greeter should get a spin off. Sounds like a real entrepreneur.

    Donnie needs to put on some pants.

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  15. @Kristin, I thought the same thing about Cosima. I lurve her but the Delphine scene was kind of ridiculous. She went from "go to hell" to "be mine, Valentine" in 60 seconds.

    One thing I caught from an article about OB was that the creators initially said Cos was bi but Tatiana says "she just loves people", so I can see her being a naive person when it comes to love. Geeks get burned.

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    1. That definitely sounds like Cos, though I don't grasp why she would put the others at risk. But, ya know, The Power of Love and all that.

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    2. Pansexual, y'all! That's what that is!

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  16. Happy Lamb Day and 4/20 Day TTM!

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  17. Leave Hilary alone! They are trying to work things out at Coachella no less :(.

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  18. @wigs- yeah all season 1 and 1st ep season 2. and i think @7 mrs S is the donorbio mom who is monitoring kira. you know they can't kill off crazy twin sister. aka "angelcrazy"
    love felix. can't believe cosima is that naive but when your lonely you want attention from anywhere you can get it. which is why young teens get hustled and groomed so easily by predators.. any attn is better than none sometimes.. in their mind

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  19. ps.. love the cosima's computer though.. got time ya'll

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  20. He can have strippers in the room, he just shouldn't be screwing them

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