Monday, April 28, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 9, 2013

This former B list celebrity/singer/reality star who is now just hanging on to fame with the help of her sister and paps with nothing better to do spent four hours in rehab last month. Went through processing. Went through the assessment  When it came time to stay though she ran out of the place and has not been back since. So, now she gets babysat by family members.

Ashlee Simpson

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:20 AM

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20 comments:

  1. Sugar 9:21 AM

    Everyone guessed Ashlee! Way to get this one, CDaNers!

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  2. Bacon Ranch9:21 AM

    Which family members? Jessica or Papa Joe?

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  3. sandybrook9:22 AM

    Yeah we rule!

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  4. Steampunk Jazz9:24 AM

    Sugar, this one was easy easy. If this were charades, all I would need to see is the hoedown shuffle to get her.

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  5. Sherry9:26 AM

    Has it done any good? Has she cleaned up her act? Prolly not..

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  6. Bacon Ranch9:27 AM

    last I heard she was taking laxatives, Sherry.
    You know, to keep up.

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  7. sandybrook9:32 AM

    Laxatives are the new adderall.

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  8. Kno Won9:32 AM

    She spent 4 hours AT rehab, she wasn't IN rehab. Maybe it was like an orientation.
    I forget why she needs rehab. Heroin? Alcohol? Lip syncing?

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  9. Steampunk Jazz9:33 AM

    @ Bacon, but she's getting married so ,no doubt ,she's trying to fit the dress.

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  10. Kno Won9:35 AM

    We need a hybrid drug - AdderLax? LaxerAll? Stay awake the *entire* time you're on the toilet.

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  11. Count Jerkula9:36 AM

    So pretty and so addicted. *sigh* I would take a Gomez/Asslee tag team for a 1/4 oz of blow. I'm sure neither would agree sober, but after 3 drinks, it would be a lock.

    2 coke whores would be great, because you could play games. Cut one big line and one normal line, and say who ever puts in the most effort in the next round gets the bigger one.

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  12. WareCat9:36 AM

    U & Too Short share the same bday, Steamy!
    Fuck yeah!

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  13. Bacon Ranch9:36 AM

    Ha Steam

    if you missed it earlier, Happy Birthday!

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  14. GatorGirl9:37 AM

    I swear I would get double the work done if I didn't pull up this site 100 times a day just to laugh

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  15. Anonymous11:21 AM

    she prob gets babysat by her mom. her dad is too busy chasing twinks

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  16. Leekalicious11:52 AM

    This isn't good for the kiddies, Ashlee.

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  17. auntliddy1:16 PM

    Wtf happened to her??

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  18. OKay4:07 PM

    Well, if her almost-BIL is babysitting her I'm sure she's happy as a clam.

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  19. Aoife7:43 PM

    Why did they go after Ashlee so hard and give Beyonce and JLo passes?

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  20. Aeol8:24 PM

    What reality show was she on?

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