Thursday, April 03, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 28, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor who is thisclose to dropping to B+ was cut off from the booze on a recent international flight. He was screaming and yelling at the flight attendant before his actress girlfriend gave him some of his favorite pills to put him in a more jovial mood. I'm not sure what she sees in the guy who is going to end up dead or in jail if he doesn't get sober and get some help.

Shia LaBeouf


15 comments:

  1. She cant afford the drugs they take together and he can so shes with him.

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  2. Yup. He actually might (?) be slightly better, I heard.

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  3. Really a waste of talent. I just watched Holes again with my kids the other day, and he really is a talented guy.

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  4. Her only acting credits are in his movies.

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  5. My lady parts are confused. Hollywood told me to like him. They told me he was all Sean Penn-like.

    Hollywood lied to me... Just like with Bradley "tiny peen" Cooper.

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  6. Marty, sorry to hear about your conflicted lady parts.

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  7. What's with mofo celebs on these mofo planes? Hotboxes, pills, handjobs... people need to behave in the air. It's not nice to make flight attendants nervous.

    @Nurse, I loved Holes!

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  8. Transformers sucked. Couldn't care less if he ODs.

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  9. I have yet to see any evidence of him being a talented actor. Next!

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    1. Agreed, ecua.

      He will always look like a little boy to me. He needs to cut the bullshit, I'm over his antics.

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  10. Thank you Harry. I appreciate your concern for my lady parts well being...

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  11. I'm here for you Marty. You and your lady parts.

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  12. I think he's a terrible actor. I was quite shocked that Spielberg hand picked him for Indiana Jones.

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  13. Why on Earth is LaBoeuf rated A? He is B- at best.

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