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December 12, 2013
This almost A list mostly movie actor who is really close to A list has been filming a movie that some would consider out of the country but isn't. Anyway, the past few nights he has hired a handful of hookers who he has service him all night while he boozes and watches sports.
Jonah Hill
Ew
ReplyDeleteJerk off gets sucked off :(
ReplyDeleteThis dude is almost A-list and kale smoothies are all the rage. What kind of twisted world do I live in?
ReplyDeleteyeah he would have to pay for it
ReplyDeleteMulti tasking. The (rather repulsive) man should be admired.
ReplyDeleteGive those working girls a hand, you know that's gotta be a low point even for them.
ReplyDeleteWas he wearing his wonderful shoes?
ReplyDeleteHate on fatso all you want but trust me when I tell you this is nothing compared to the debauchery I would bring to the party if I was a rich, single movie star working on location.
ReplyDeleteSorry. he did not do anything bad except paying for few bjs:) funny image remote controll NBA and a parade of different lipstick colours haha
ReplyDeleteI thought little boys learned not to tug the peanut all the time at around 4.
ReplyDeleteSo..did Hill regress or never grow out of this phase.
I have no problems with this. I just feel bad for the girls who were still working in the wee early morning hours, getting all the left over slobber and Jonah jizz, etc from the ladies who went before. Hopefully he showered a lot that night.
ReplyDelete@Sugar, I'm sure each lady had a warm washcloth in hand as part of the 'excitement stage'. :-D
DeleteA dash of peppermint oil gives a nice tingly warmth to clean up ;-)
You think of everything, Steampunk!
DeleteMind, it sounds pleasant enough.. Bong hits , beer, some oral, and sports( I would watch something else ;-) but...seems awfully lonely.
ReplyDeleteI'm really starting to dislike this guy as much as Alec Baldwin
ReplyDeleteThis actually sounds quite nice. God knows I've fantasized about the same thing, but while playing XBox. Doubt the hookers complained either, sounds like an easy gig compared to what they normally would do during a day.
ReplyDeleteMore power to fatty. If u can afford it, live it up.
Wait, where? Puerto Rico?
ReplyDeletethis is what the girls did once it was all over
ReplyDeleteAnyone who has to blow that obnoxious fat fuck should get paid for it.
ReplyDeleteThat' so sad. I hope he won't end like his incredible lookalike Chris Penn. Poor guy.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt snowballing is one of his favorite hooker requests.
ReplyDeleteIn fact,his character in Wolf Of Wall Street is himself
ReplyDeleteSteampunk..No way can I get anywhere near the Opsters soldier if I've got peppermint on the breath. He says it stings.
ReplyDeleteConsenting adults, ability to multi-task, nothing really bad here except he's just not attractive. Meh.
Well, yes sherry, it does sting O:-) a little...not much at all, really....honest
DeleteAside from thinking that hookers are sad in general and feeling bad for them, I don't see anything wrong in this. The guy is single. If they are adults and he paid them, so what? As Charlie Sheen said, any celebrity can GET women, you pay hookers to LEAVE. So he wants some no strings fantasy time and isn't otherwise committed, no one's hurt.
ReplyDeleteGotta laugh when people go on about how unattractive Jonah Hill is. He's just *average*. Have you seriously looked around? Most of us would look hard ugly next to the average Hollywood actor.
ReplyDeleteI don't find him entertaining in the least. If he goes the Belushi Farley route, so be it.
ReplyDeleteSorry figgy if where you are , Hill is average ( there are some places in Maryland where he'd be handsome) but he is not average. He is a tubby, rage filled bag of insecurity and Not good looking. If he ever lost the weight , his career would be over because Skinny, rage filled etc. Can't be laughed at.
ReplyDeleteThose women couldn't have been paid enough.
ReplyDeleteBet he couldn't have been watching the Sixers. Boner killers.
ReplyDelete@Steampunk, I reckon if you just look at the physical package, when he's all trimmed down, brushed up, and photoshopped out, he's average.
ReplyDeleteAfter that it's a rapidly and steeply deteriorating scale of yeeshness. Logarithmic even.
Tl;dr: Steampunk is right on the money.
UGH. Just UGH.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to find something positive to say about him, 'cos I can't stand him ...
ReplyDeleteOh, I know! Great career move offering to work for 'next to nothing' (not quite what I'd call $60k-odd for 8 months work) for the chance to work with Leo and Martin Scorcese