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December 11, 2013
This former B list mostly television actress from a very hit network show that went off the air last year who keeps trying producing now rather than acting thank goodness told her friend that she finally knows what it means to be sexually satisfied. I'm sure her ex husbands will be thrilled to hear that.
Eva Longoria
You're welcome, Eva.
ReplyDeleteLaughing for 5 minutes straight now. Thank you FSP!
DeleteMaybe it was her? Tell the dude what you want done!
ReplyDeleteWell her exes should have been better at 'it' then shouldn't they.
ReplyDeleteMaybe casting couch sex has its merits when you are the producer?
ReplyDeleteHomegirl is wearing the pants and gettin hers!!! I'm just sad it took her so long!
ReplyDeleteSandyboo I am with you there! I have had 2 lousy lovers because I was too young to know better on one, and on another because he was lazy and ungenerous.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise every man and woman I have been with love to hear what turns you on and (vice versa-it's all about giving!). No reason for a 40 year old woman to finally feel satisfied after being sexually active for 20+ years.
But good for Eva. Wonder who the man was.
In a lot of cases, you're right. But I've been with two men that were sincerely just shit lays no matter how specific I was. One was just an asshole and the other was just lousy no way around it, don't know why, not my problem anymore. Cue Chading Amy epic scene HAPPY FFF!!!
Deletemethinks the casting couch shoe is on the other foot now...........
ReplyDeleteI think it is the guy who runs the. Hispanic Tv network and I think they broke up since then. He dropped her I tink.
ReplyDeleteFSP knocks one out of the park
ReplyDelete*clap clap clap*
She's talked about in interviews for years now how she never got the big O & never saw what the big deal about sex was, until she got a vibrator.
ReplyDeletei thought she is an avid casting coucher... she even was banging the mayor of l.a., or former mayor or something.
ReplyDeleteWait, @anda marie ... so FSP was holding the vibrator, then, instead of his own?
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Mmm! I know that feel. Although I never truly feel satisfied. Sex is now amazing, but as soon as I catch my breath the first word out of my mouth is "again"
ReplyDeleteTed implied her and her ex were major swingers
ReplyDeleteI like Eva because she was just so good as Gabi on DH. And I don't think she has a rep as being an offscreen bitch does she? Anyway, good for her reaching the big O, but how hard can it be to tell your partner "Put your tongue there. Yesssss. Deeper" etc. Maybe it's a gay thing but all the guys I have been with, and me too, are pretty vocal about what we like or don't like. "Ouch that hurt! More lube next time okay?"
ReplyDeleteShe said that she had to teach her French basketball player husband the way to bone her because she was way more experienced. A short time later, they divorced.
ReplyDeleteThere's good ways to guide and there is just being a control freak. If your way involves a schematic and a laser pointer, you are the second and t'ain't nobody coming back for seconds.
ReplyDeleteLOL TTM! But they should also understand it. No need to have vend diagrams to indicate motion either.
ReplyDeleteThis is where you get to talk dirty too. The Opster is so gonna get some tonight.
Well, hot damn! Good for her!
ReplyDeleteShe finally got a roll of quarters for the vibrating bed.
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