Blind Items Revealed
January 12, 2013
This former A+ list Olympic athlete and now just living off his fame got a ticket while on vacation. No big deal right? The ticket was for public indecency. He was getting orally serviced on the beach by a woman he had picked up in a bar an hour earlier.
Michael Phelps
Get it Bro. This stuff makes up for having to pay tax on the medals.
ReplyDeleteNice!! Oh to be an Olympics hero.
ReplyDeleteGirl probably thought he was really really rich because hes not really really cute.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like anyone could ignore his O face.
ReplyDeleteMan he's ugly. But Ryan Lochte is so dumb... Oh well. I guess everyone can't be the perfect specimen aka Mr. David Beckham!
ReplyDeleteThe cops knew he was getting serviced because they saw a guy with 2 bags on his head standing in the bushes at the beach.
ReplyDeleteIf I were that woman, that's a memory I would make it a point to forget.
ReplyDeleteBeckham is hardly perfect...he needs an orthodontist.
ReplyDeleteWell he is english:)
DeleteSorry, when I picture him his mouth is busy doing things in which I can't see his teeth.
DeleteIt'd be nice if he got a voice coach to help him drop a couple of octaves, too.
DeleteHe used to have a few little imperfections which he's sorted over the years, his teeth being one. His voice has also deepened, so one can only assume he did have some sort of coaching.
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Delete@Texas, I, and my perfectly proportioned English teeth, will ignore that comment.
ReplyDeleteBecks is dumb as a box of rocks and has the voice of a chipmunk he just looks great in underwear
ReplyDeletePhelps is an Olympic legend he will always get laid wherever he goes. It won't be for his looks.
Always?
DeleteAll Olympic athletes will always get laid?
Was he doing the breast stroke?
ReplyDeletegood point @mary but bruce is becoming a woman so technically he could fuck himself whenever he wants.
ReplyDeletesorry @Marty
ReplyDeleteWell played lol. Pretty sure Kris reproduced Parthenogenetically (sp?) so technically they were both beards of sorts?
DeleteBeckham is/was a superb football player. He is very hot, but very dumb. You can't have everything.
ReplyDeletePhelps is ugly as f*ck, but yeah, fame and money will get you laid.
Classy.
ReplyDeleteMichael Phelps is a slut.
ReplyDeleteSome people believe he has Marfan Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteYou wankers! Anyone else think Phelps is so *not* ugly? I like his face. And the rest ain't bad either.
ReplyDeleteEww, gross. I hope the woman got a ticket too.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's ugly. He just needs some work on his teeth.
ReplyDeletelol he's close to his element (the water) at least. when he saw the cops coming he should have made like aquaman and swam away!
ReplyDelete@ leek marfan.syndrome? Please explain. Was that a joke I didn't get. Also Phelps gambled most of his money away at high stakes poker games in Vegas and Los Angeles since 2012. He'll be broke soon. Or comeback tour 2016.
ReplyDelete@sugarbread http://www.marfan.org/about/marfan
ReplyDeleteseems unlikely he has it as it seems like it would negatively affect his competing.
@sugarbread
ReplyDeleteNope, not joking!
Some people think he might have because of his extra-long limbs, and his narrow jaw (which can cause the teeth to crowd slightly). It can be disabling for some, but for others it might actually be advantageous. It's on a spectrum of seriousness, so in his case he has the long limbs, but obviously not the small rib area.
He definitely looks like he has Marfan's, and I said that a long time ago and people acted like I said he was a kiddie fiddler or something. My son was tested, and he has some of the markers, but not enough, (he doesn't have that jaw/skull thing. Abraham Lincoln was said to possibly be a Marfan's, but I don't know how that finally went in the decision making processes.
DeleteWhy would we be shocked/outraged/disgusted, etc., about Phelps getting a blowie, anyway? Good for him! He put in his time and gave up having a new teen young sex phase to be in a pool 14 hrs a day. It's weed and beej time now, baby!
Doesn't he have herpes?
ReplyDeleteIck. Nast. I do not understand his appeal whatsoever. He looks like the unfortunate love child of Tony Robbins and Kim HatchetFace McGuire with a personality only Wilmer V could admire. He has blown most his earnings gambling and partying. What's attractive?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I feel compelled to make this comment, but...
ReplyDeleteN Twinkie, there's not a damn thing wrong with Beckham's teeth. What are you smoking?!
Prince William and Duchess Kate have just arrived in Wellington ... she was wearing a gorgeous red coat and matching pill box hat, adorned with gold buttons and a massive gold fern on the lapel (even though the silver fern is our icon, I'll let her off this one time ... hee hee).
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, she looked gorgeous. Shame about the fog ... Wellington is the most perfect city on a sunny day.
William looked okay, in a suit - nothing different from his usual though. And little George seemed very excited! :-)
If you're interested in seeing the Powhiri (traditional Maori welcome) for the Royal couple, tune in to SKY News Australia, as they're going to have it live in a few minutes' time. Such strange weather ... I'm about an hour's drive North of where they are and it's a hot, hot, hot Autumn day here ... yet it looks like pea soup in Wellington :-(
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd also like to clarify that the drivel printed in the UK's Express paper yesterday about what the Royals can expect (half-naked Maori ladies and to eat one of our protected birds at one of the dinners) is nothing but rubbish. The writer of that article might be astounded to discover that we have modern day things like Mini Cooper convertibles, sealed roads, and Westfield shopping centres here! LOL! #ProudNZer
Hi Stepforded!! I saw them get off the British Airways flight and go onto the Air Force plane - she was wearing a black and white thing so must've changed on the way over to NZ. I saw that article in the Express and thought WTF? Lots of Kiwis leaving comments on it though, disputing the facts. I didn't think you were a fan of the royals?
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I was wondering today if they had taken the baby with them. I have the feeling this baby will go everywhere. Hopefully the days of the children being left back in England are over ....
Are we live snarking. Got. Anywhere
ReplyDeletedoes Natalie dorman on got and her mother remind anyone of kate middleton and carol??
ReplyDelete@sugarbread, HBOGO's servers crashed. BOO HISS.
ReplyDeletei hate that i need a TV subscription for HBOGo, i wish it could be like netflix where i just buy a subscription to that service.
ReplyDelete@7 it was good.. not great. you will live if you have to watch it tomorrow. I am watching "Lindsay" now and she is shopping like a total crackhead in a crackstore and mamma dina is SUCH the enabler
ReplyDeleteLindsay right now was more entertaining than got. got better get better.
@7 I think they just revealed the bi about a camera crew showing uo while she was doing a "side job" for cash.. her "friend" liam
ReplyDelete@sugarbread, I finally got it. \o/
ReplyDeleteThere's a very deliberate Hollywood dig about 12 minutes in - Red Viper Casting Couch.
THIS IS FOR MEANIE RHYSIE
ReplyDeleteExposition: she's off the air for a bit, in part because her credit card to a vacation to ... Where? Ukraine? Czech Republic? Romania? All lovely places to visit!
Just saying "hi" Rhysie, while you're in your 'mostly mute' phase ;)
Come back soon!
I'm sure Michael Phelps doesn't get up every day and worry about what people think about what he looks like
ReplyDeleteplease
dude is a world class athlete.....this looksism is stupid
Okay, I spent WAAAAY too much time reading about Marfin syndrome this morning..... Phelps says he doesn't have it. Oh and I'm British and have perfect straight teeth, mind you I've lived in Canada since I was 6, maybe the water's better here.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww...doesn't this guy have herpes?
ReplyDeleteStepforded: on DM - nekkid arse pics of mauori greeting the royals.
ReplyDelete@7 now I have to rewatch got for the reference. I missed it. thanks. did you catch Lindsay?
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