December 31, 2013
This A list female talk show host was prescribed some pain pills recently but told the doctor hers were better and she had plenty to spare. The doctor then asked if she ever combined her pills with booze and she said like candy. Our talk show host then said something about it being what she is best at. It was a really sad situation that she tried to make light of but the person in the room who heard it said the whole conversation was extremely sad.
Chelsea Handler
Oh my God, there's Jason! *gasp* And he's with Taylor Wedell!
ReplyDeleteYou know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you did not just say that.
DeleteWhat? He's a good kisser!
DeleteHe's your cousin.
DeleteYeah, but he's my first cousin
DeleteRight.
DeleteSo, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
DeleteNo, honey, uh-uh
DeleteThat's not right, is it?
DeleteThat is so not right.
DeleteExplain how you forgot to invite us to your party?!
ReplyDeleteJanis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
DeleteAnd I bet the doctor still prescribed her more opiates anyways....
ReplyDeleteDoesn't everyone with money down their pills with booze?
ReplyDeletedoes the medical secret exist in USA? because i can't believe that a medical assistant or a doctor talks about his clients to a gossiper
ReplyDeleteCould have been others in the room. Duh.
DeleteSupposed to FrenchGirl. Not at CDaN though.
ReplyDeleteWas Chuey your source?
ReplyDeleteHey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're cold, hard, shiny plastic.
ReplyDeleteCurfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10.
ReplyDeleteThe person in the examining room could have been a friend or family member.
ReplyDeleteThat is Sooooo not right.
ReplyDeleteThe nurse blabbing patient secrets, not the kissing cousins. Kiss away Karen. And I think you do have ESPN. Or something.
It was probably Jennifer gossiping bc Chelsea slept with her man.
ReplyDeleteLove the new trolls! Stop trying to make fetch happen!
ReplyDeleteThat is so fetch!
ReplyDeleteWell, this has been sufficiently awkward...
ReplyDeleteDid you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
ReplyDeleteWell, she looks pretty used up.
ReplyDeleteWell, she looks pretty used up.
ReplyDeleteWell, she looks pretty used up.
ReplyDeleteWho are all the trolls?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't be sad if she ODd. Not saying I'd like her to die, but if she got damaged enough to be unable to speak, it would be a blessing.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously have never tried vodka and vicodan. Best drunk/high ever.
ReplyDeleteI can totally get behind Mean Girls trolls! Oh my god, it's Danny De Vito. I love your work!!
ReplyDeleteok tl;dr but ole' chels was tuned up on pills?!?! omfg! welcome to hollywood/the rest of your life! cant hate. zero kCals at least she wasnt all abfab sucking off a bottle of wodka.
ReplyDeleteSo, either Handler brings a friend to her doc's office, orrrrrr, she blabbed the story later to a non real friend, orrrrrr, this is BS. I'm not falling for a med person gossiping about patients.
ReplyDeleteI believe the blind,but not the set-up. I can't believe this conversation happened within ear shot of anyone. Whenever my doctor or nurse practitioner converses with me they close the door and would probably close the blinds too if I asked. My medical office is totally afraid of this kind of thing since so many get fired for it.
ReplyDeleteIf this happened, there are some very serious HIPAA violations that would cost jobs and thousands of dollars in fines.
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