June 5, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer has been out of the country and wanted some fun so she hired some people from a sex club to perform for her in her hotel suite. Everyone thought she would want to participate but she just watched and chain smoked joints.
Rihanna
Why would they think that? Then it would be another work day for her. More likely she was pirating the moves :-D .
ReplyDeleteA person that cannot stand to be alone. Without sex happening within a foot or two. Sad, kinda. Plus, tricky working around the complimentary coffee stand and all. Erotic!
ReplyDelete@ TTM, more likely they incorporated it into the act...
DeleteI can see them pouring a Mr.Coffee carafe of wayer over a dancer ala Flashdance ;-)
Wayer? Oh spellczheck. Where there's a will...
DeleteWater.
Ooh yeah, Steamy, snorting packets of generic Coffeemate, I can almost see it..
DeleteShe prolly would have joined in on a pole at the club but in a hotel room she is off duty.
ReplyDeletefreaky riri
ReplyDeleteShe should have just switched on the pay per view porn channel and saved her pennies.
ReplyDeleteHow long do I have to wait before the George Clooney reveal? This is torture.
ReplyDeleteColor me shocked.
ReplyDelete/sarcasm
That's just plain freaky.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine being the maid that had to clean that room? The odors? The unknown spills and wet spots? Where's Mike Rowe?
ReplyDeleteshe was just scoping out new moves.i would have liked too have watched
ReplyDeleteOh…god, Charlie! Thanks for that…my lentil masala just came back up a little bit.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the scoop?
ReplyDeleteShe was probably Shark Weekin, and just wanted some diddlin material for later.
ReplyDeleteInteresting idea she has
ReplyDeleteTTM, I was thinking the same thing. Board games are fun too. And if it's that hot in the hotel room, and you don't wear much clothes to work, why doesn't she just wrap up in comfy PJ and play Yhatzee.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about other board games but they might be too difficult because knowledge, memory, and spelling skills are needed. Shoots & Ladders are out because she'd just use the board for lines of coke. Jenga can be a drinking game.
Evidently dumb people just get nekkid for fun.
Scrabble! She should play Scrabble!
DeleteOr they could play the CDaN version of Pictionary; where every guess is Ben Affleck.
DeleteOoh, ooh, I got it! Clue!! Ben Affleck in the back of a Volkswagon with a candlestick!!
DeleteSshh. Don't give her the answers :)
ReplyDeleteTruth or Dare or nothing
ReplyDeleteShe sounds bored.
ReplyDeleteRihanna was at the Nets game in Brooklyn the other day/night. She looked horrible. She's 26 but looks ten years older and there's a lot of mileage showing on her face. She needs to get her act together.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks she's a guy, she's such a loser
ReplyDeletelove me some ri ri...
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