January 6, 2009
"Hey aren't you?" There have been a rash of sightings and I use the term rash here as a caution to all people to not engage in unprotected sex with workers of the sex industry. Anyway, the rash of sightings took place over a two day period. Who was being seen and what were they doing? Well it turns out this A list country singer might have been enjoying the absence of his wife because for two days there were sightings of our singer picking up women who make their living on the streets. At least three times over a 48 hour period our singer cruised around in his very recognizable car and picked up women for about 20 minutes of fun. Now, I don't know if he was just not getting any at home or if he wanted to give his wife a very special Christmas present that could not be returned.
Trace Adkins
Psshhhh, real sex addicts know to rent a mini-van for cruising! He's just exploring the sights and sounds of a new city!
ReplyDeleteCode. Ran out of gas. Looking for a sushi restaurant. Yelp wasn't popular then. A map to the stars perhaps.
DeleteSugarbread, right? If only Zac Efron had remembered
DeleteA buddy of mine toured with him back in the day. He's a dog. Nice guy but a dog.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder one of his ex's shot him.
(no offense to actual canines).
ReplyDeleteThanks for clarifying, my puppy Charlie was offended, because he is loyal :-)
ReplyDeleteHahaha missbunny. I was getting "the look" from my dog as well, hence my hasty apology.
ReplyDeleteThank god for that apology, Bacon Ranch....actual canines are often times much better than people hahaha. And definitely, as missbunny said, much more loyal. LOL.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good comparison....dogs are loyal, yes, but sexually faithful, not so much. If they're not fixed, they'll hump anything that smells right, just like these famous folks. ;)
ReplyDeleteGood point....Although, my dog only humps one thing in the entire world, so I guess I'm lucky that she is at least loyal to her teddy bear lover. But she's a lady that is most definitely fixed!
DeleteHe likes big honky tonk badonkadonks
ReplyDeleteLOL Bacon..Good one!
ReplyDeleteHe's a known philanderer. No surprise there.
What is up with female dogs that hump things? I had one too, years ago, and it was gross because she usually ended up attacking the pillows ON MY BED! Where do they learn this? It's 'top' behavior, and females are bottoms. Perplexing...
ReplyDeleteHaha! My mom's Maltese that is female and my Peagle that is female both only have humped their one favorite stuffed animal their entire lives, and nothing else...it's hilarious, but strange, yes. Funny thing is both will stop if they notice you are watching them.
DeleteYes they really need to replace the word dog to imply promiscuous cheating men. There are other species that are not really monogamous like lions and 'roos.
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ReplyDeleteCelebs don't even care much if it smell right or not. They'll apparently hump it anyway. :)
Dogs give you unconditional love, I've yet to find a woman that does that.
ReplyDeleteI think unconditional love is another unicorn, Rowdy. In both genders
DeleteOnly 20min/whore? Dude must be gettin quickie BJs, but crap how is he only lasting 20 min on the 3rd one?
ReplyDeleteHe should rub one out, wait, then go searching for street head. Chances are a high volume hooker won't want to wear out her jaw, so after 5 - 10 minutes if you havent popped, she will either quit or hop on top for some low upsell/no up sell pussy.
Your world is fascinating to me, Count.
ReplyDeleteIt aint my world, Cee Kay. I'm just passing through with my eyes and ears open, so I pick up on stuff.
ReplyDeleteThey have a blo & go discount if you don't use the whole 20.
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