December 26, 2013
This C list celebrity/sometime actress from very famous offspring who was with this former B list mostly television actor for many years has moved on. Maybe. It appears from the outside she has moved on but then why has she been asking her A list singer/celebrity if he would be interested in her ex joining them for some bedroom fun. Our singer is used to two or three women and himself but doesn't have much experience having another guy around.
Zoe Kravitz/Penn Badgley/Drake
Well, Penn as plenty of experience with guys, so Drake might have fun.
ReplyDeleteIf I've ever heard of a recipe for disaster this has to be it.
ReplyDeletezoe dated drake? isnt he currently with rihanna again due to a pregnancy? sometimes i feel like i am reading fan fiction instead of real blinds.
ReplyDeleteWell maybe that's why wheelchair Jimmy has moved past her to RiRi, her threesomes are 2 girls/1guy.
ReplyDeletetwo dicks +1 vagina = train
ReplyDeletetwo vaginas + one dick =threesome
Chugga...chugga...choo...choo!!!
ReplyDeleteThey're both 3somes.
ReplyDeleteI always considered a "train" to be 3 or more taking turns. 2 dicks/1 chick, both dicks working at the same time, is a threesome.
ReplyDeleteGirl must have wanted to get DPed. Get that dick, girl.
Human centipede Count
DeleteWait, when was she going out with Drake?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't mean the lads have gotta get down together. Maybe she just wants to be turned like a spit roast.
ReplyDeleteFrom what i have seen (and I by no means have experienced it firsthand), the DP is a tricky maneuver that should not be attempted by the faint of heart or by those who are not flexible in every sense of the word.
ReplyDeletePlenty of lube and a lot of deep breathing and Bob's your mother's sisters live in lover.
DeletePlease tell me the wheelchair plays a role in this.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't learn this from Fassy.
ReplyDelete"From very famous offspring"? Lenny Kravitz was the offspring of a minor character on The Jeffersons and neither of Lisa Bonet's parents were famous. Did you mean Zoe herself was the offspring of very famous parents?
ReplyDeleteWell why didn't you just say so?
Enty always uses that wrong... drives me nuts! Makes guessing the blinds more complicated when we have to try to figure out what the hell he means first.
DeleteNot the first time. She did that before with Ben Foster and Michael Fassbender
ReplyDelete@NJ Firefighter: DP aint tricky at all.
ReplyDeleteAnal Anchor (NSFW)
Vag Anchor, probably easier (NSFW)
Watching Jerkula's links, my lack of interest for a 3some with another dude and a chick has been remembered (not that I have never watched 3some, or DV, or DA) because who would like to have some other guy's balls touching his wang while he is pumping? Not me. Not at all.
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