December 24, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor got busted cheating on his B- list mostly movie actress girlfriend. She had a spy on the set who she used to sleep with and wants to sleep with her again. The A+ lister has been trying to win her back and he eventually will because she is only with him for money and fame and has several people she sees for love. Our A+ lister thinks he is in charge of the relationship but he is just a toy being played.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
Johhny is not a toy. He's a tool.
ReplyDeleteWell he is almost twice her age and drug addicted and filthy.
ReplyDeleteHe makes me want to brush my teeth and use fem fresh. She's going to stick it out with his crusty dick until she's able to get a nice payout and "extend" her career. She'll do well in lezzo porn.
ReplyDelete@Geez...LOL.
ReplyDeleteWho did he cheat with? He shoulda stuck with Wino. She could've dodged the shop lifting charges with his Pirates paycheck.
ReplyDeleteNever mind all this foolishness...apparently Peaches Geldof has been found dead. :-( Those poor little boys...they'll probably never remember their mother.
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY OFF TOPIC: But I just read that Peaches Geldof was found dead. Overdose is what they are speculating atm. I know Enty had several blinds regarding Peaches and her issues w/ drugs. I feel so bad for her little boys. ]=
ReplyDeleteI am so happy when I finally see a douchebag in this shitty situation. I hope she gets tones of money from him. Amber team
ReplyDeleteAwesome @geez!
ReplyDeleteO.o... Peaches is dead. 25 yo. Wtf happened
ReplyDeleteGod, that's terrible. Doesn't she have two small children?
Deleteold horny men are soooo easy to manipulate
ReplyDeleteheroin will get ya.
ReplyDeleteits just a matter of time.
:checks calender:
Heroin is so passé.
DeleteOh headrot, you are so hardcore. Heroine huh? Yeah right. You're talking to someone who knows this shit.
DeleteBeen lurking
You go from BPD to sweet as pie, to victim, them back on the roundabout. You're probably a weekend junkie? A dabbler, til it grabs you. STFU.
Please IGNORE HEADROT.
DeleteI'm becoming convinced he's playing her, actually. If they're both already cheating on each other, he really does have the power. She's nothing without him.
ReplyDeleteMillions if peaches? Nah. Just drug fucked & tragic. No idea about the father, but I hope he rears the kids, not sir Bob *not a great track record*
ReplyDeleteOh nooooo that's so sad she just had a second baby
ReplyDeleteThey are both gross.
ReplyDeleteomg peaches?! whatttt....
ReplyDeleteamber has always been a fame seeker.
Jeez Louise, ain't that the truth?
ReplyDeleteThe amazing thing is that Amber may use him but she actually can act. I first heard of her years ago, after seeing her in some small roles that stood out, and checking the credits to see who the actress was. As for Depp, yes he is being played and no I have no sympathy.
ReplyDelete@jeez sounds like you need to see your connect then ;)
ReplyDeleteHead rot when you speak, it sounds like an elderly alcoholic coughing up a phlegm ball. Futile, gross, and smelly. STFD.
ReplyDeleteI knew J.D and Ricky Gervais world get busted after all this time.
ReplyDeleteHe's completely whipped.
ReplyDeletelol ok :)
ReplyDeleteUh oh @headrot... looks like you're the next contestant on "Who Wants to be the Next Cdan Target"!!!!
ReplyDeleteHopefully Mr. X will swoop in with the newest installment of the Leo syndrome (always the bridesmaid, never the bride) and people will focus on that.
@mcfly lol its happened a couple times. happens when youre opinionated and outspoken :)
ReplyDeleteyour pic is gorgeous btw! super jellie!
Topper might be on to something about which one of these two lovebirds is playing the other one. Depp has the money and the connections that Heard is after. That gives him a lot of power over her. If he's also banging other girls behind Heard's back then that strongly suggests that he's not on her leash emotinally, which is the only way she could have power over him. Plus, maybe he's not the most hygenic guy around, but hygene and intelligence aren't the same thing. Maybe he stinks, but he's not stupid. She's a gold digging lesbian tramp, and I'll bet Johnny knows it. He's just having some fun with her ... I would.
ReplyDeleteI think she's a big user too. Makes you wonder who it was he was boinking and if she didn't do the set up to play him. Would not put it past her!
ReplyDeleteGeez...sent you a note via Google+
ReplyDeleteAwwww @headrot nonsense but thank you!!! It's amazing what great lighting a bathroom has ;) lol.
ReplyDeleteIt's truly wonderful that on this interweb thing everyone's entitled to their opinion... even how venomous it may be.
This makes me miss the Kar-troll-ians :(.
@tillie ?? youre saying to ignore me? not quite sure what i did here.
ReplyDeletewouldnt be the first time though.
@mcfly true nuff. true nuff.
Fuckin 50, the age where lots of women grow brains and lots of men lose theirs.
ReplyDeleteTruer words were never spoken!
DeleteSome have caught lots of flak for fakey accents, hello Madge, yet I never hear much thrown Johnny's way for the strange way he speaks.
ReplyDeleteEvery time you guys gang up on someone you look like a bunch of assholes.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe Depp has any control in this relationship. She's been making him dance attendance on her and he never got engaged to Vanessa Paradis. I shudder to think how far Heard's had to go to get a hold over him.
@malibu i prefer to think that they both are delusional and think that they are the one playing the other while they are both getting played.
ReplyDeletewhen it all crashes and burns for them, it should be a spectacular sight.
Thanks cece.
ReplyDeleteDepp deserves to get played. Men need to stop abandoning their kids - or stop breeding. Either works for me.
ReplyDeleteIt sound like the beginning of the end for this relationship.
ReplyDeletewho in hollywood ISN'T a user?
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp is in a sad situation right now. He's not in charge...he's a 50 something actor dating a 20 something Model/Chick. He's def not in charge.
ReplyDeleteHow could all of Johnny Depp's hotness vanish so quickly? He went from good looking to repulsive in such a short time.
ReplyDeleteThis quote was from when he was on David Letterman. The person who commented that he's a tool is correct.
ReplyDelete"The fact that I'm wearing a chick's ring on my finger is probably a dead giveaway," he responded when asked about the engagement. "Not very subtle."
@lutefisk: Totally hear you on that! The demise of the total hotness (FKAJD - formerly known as Johnny Depp) is a complete mystery. It happened overnight. Most seriously.
ReplyDelete@Candyland, I think he started messing with his face. Between that and the unnaturally dark hair for his age he ended up looking waxy.
ReplyDeleteA hot shower might help a little.
He's always been a tool. But he was a pretty tool.
ReplyDeleteThe guy is a dirty old man with dirty clothes "hey i dress vintage..."and yet he has a boat, islands.
Too much money and not enough brain.