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Blind Items Revealed

December 27, 2013

This former comic actress turned talk show person has already bought an engagement ring for herself and wants to start wearing it even though her celebrity boyfriend hasn't even proposed.

Jenny McCarthy


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  1. Yo! It's about that time

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  2. Wait, so they're not broken up? Don't care. Love her!

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  3. Still waiting and meanwhile Jim Carrey waits patiently on the sidelines whispering sweet nothings into Jenny's empty head.

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  4. They need to make an immunization for that kind of behavior....

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  5. Jenny should go out with me instead of getting married. I have a minivan and a bicycle. What's fucking Wahlberg got?

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    1. Bitch I got a bike so don't ask me for a ride.

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    2. @FSP, don't be calling people bitch.

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    3. lol sweet ride HK

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    4. And Lotta's the bitch, not me.

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    5. Lotta's not a bitch, she's a betch. There's a difference.

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    6. @Harry- I prefer betch.

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    7. tomato tomauto potato potauto your both bitches/betches

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    8. And I know that's the wrong fucking "your/you're" so you don't need to point that out like a couple of bitches/betches.

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    10. @Harry- I'm not letting you tie me to your table anymore after this.

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    11. You know Harry, you can be quite the asshole when you apply yourself.

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    12. What seems to be the problem, Ray? Don't like my bike? Don't like me calling Seven and Lotta bitches and betches? I need a little more to go on here.

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    13. "@Harry- I'm not letting you tie me to your table anymore after this."

      Don't be like that, Lotta. You and me and my table are meant to be. It's destiny. Destiny that can't be denied ... I'll pick you up at 8.

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    14. HEY THERE! No one calls my lady a bitch!

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    15. You're a bitch too ... All three of you ... Bitches Galore!

      And Lotta won't be your lady until I'm through with her. And then it will be your turn anyway ... and I like a lot of bush the first time out so don't do anything down there. I'll look after it.

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    16. Your sweet talk won't sway me. Lotta's been my lady from way back, try again.

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    1. Hey, Harry has an arsenal of celeb smut to share sandy! @Harry: is that the playboy shoot where Jenny had to busy out the gardening shears? That was a funny interview. Jenny is hilarious about her love of 70s bush but I can never forget how she described her post-birth vag

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    2. I got money sandyfuckhead. Got over $800 in my checking account so eat shit.

      Don't know anything about that particular Playboy shoot, Lady H. Don't know anything about Jenny's thoughts on lady bush either, or her post birth cooch. But you seem to. Why is that?

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    3. @Harry: All she talks about are vaccines and her bush. I ignore everything about the former, so I'll I end up hearing about is her bush

      Hedge Under Control

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    4. I know about the vaccine and Autism talk, Lady H. Didn't know Jenny talked about her bush all the time. That's the first I've seen of those pics, I had forgotten she did a recent Playboy shoot.

      What about you? What would I see if you were to let me take a look at your lady flower?

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  7. Donny = New Kids (and in Ransom which wasn't a bad movie)

    Mark = Solo (Good Vibrations) I think he's on tv now? He's a jerk from all accounts, though

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  8. she did Jennifer Love Hewit!

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  9. Mark produces more than acts now Bacon ..Entourage and I think Boardwalk Empire (with Scorsese and others). But he still movie acts

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  10. @Lady - Noooooooooooo! Please don't reference 70's bush! Someone might post...

    Uh oh

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    1. God daaaaamn McFly!!! Maybe that's why Jenny likes it full- to fully cover her "swollen blue Twinkies..." LOL

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    2. An excellent example of 70's bush, Marty. Perhaps we have room for one more?

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  11. Hands off my Donnie, Jenny!

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    1. Shocky! Haven't seen you here for a while. Nice seeing you again.

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    2. @lotta Hi, nice to see you too :) I've been guilty of reading and not posting. Might have to change that.

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    3. @Shocky- always enjoyed your posts :)

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    4. @lotta thank you! And I yours :) Hope you're well?

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  12. Ohhhh @Lady. I am childless and will remain so now that "swollen blue Twinkies" has been introduced... lol

    @Shocky - is that a Grease 2 avi??? Because I want a COOL RIDER!!!!

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  13. @marty yep, miss stephanie zinone - the coolest of all the pink ladies :)

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  15. It's called a "right hand ring". Remember a few years back when DeBeers was *really* trying to make that happen. I think the slogan was something like, "Ladies, raise your right hand" or something.

    There is something to be said for buying your own diamonds.

    Or maybe this broad really was trying to railroad him into an engagement? Meh. Whatever.

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  16. The wedding song will be "Desperado."

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  17. Hilarious, seriously

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  18. STFU Harry

    Just S.T.F.U.

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    1. Bacon, you said you weren't going to talk to me anymore, and yet here you are talking to me. This is the 2nd time that you've told me that you weren't going to talk to me and then boom you start talking to me .... I think you are falling in love with me ... I'm right, aren't I?

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  19. Ohhh @Harry. I feel that's less of a "bush" and more of a "hedge". Ya know? Like there's no reason for a sasquatch crotch...

    Yeah I just made that up. Proud moment.

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    1. I think you're right Marty, more of a hedge than a bush. I'll do better next time ... and there will be a next time. And if you don't mind I think I'll just erase "sasquatch crotch" from my memory banks. That was was really uncalled for.

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  20. Something tells me that Donnie Wahlberg (he's the one on TV with Blue Bloods and his reality show with his mom's restaurant) is not ever going to marry Jenny No-vaxx. They may date for a few years, but marriage will hurt his bottom line with fans that buy cruise tickets and VIP packages at their shows and stuff. When that finally dries up, maybe then he'll get married.

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  21. Wow..Went to bikes Sasquatch crotch, betch. What was the question again?

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  22. @FS Donnie has been married before; and the fans are mostly married or of marrying age themselves so aren't bothered (Joe and Jordan are both married).
    I don't think he'll marry her either, but not for that reason.

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  23. Dr Death got duuuuumped because she's a desperate cuuuuunnttttt...i loathe this woman to rage level rage.

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  24. Harry are you having a bad day? You and I are pretty solid I was just playing with you you know that right? Ronnie Wahlberg sux!

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    1. "I got money sandyfuckhead. Got over $800 in my checking account so eat shit."

      For fuck's sake sandy, I was just kidding around too. Actually, this happens to me once in a while: I'm kidding around by way of insults and name calling and the next thing I know the other poster thinks I'm being serious.

      Ok, new rule: From now on we will only address each other in a formal manner. No unnecessary familiarity. No joking of any kind and certainly no insults or name calling. We will be polite and civil and efficient in our communications with no undue joviality. This way, there will be no room for misinterpretation or misunderstanding of the other's attempt to be funny and/or kid around.

      Now go eat shit, fuckhead.

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  26. Anonymous6:42 PM

    I liked her and Jim Carrey as a couple ... and he was really sweet to her kid, too.

    I wonder why they broke up - anyone got the goss? I did hear on the grapevine that he's a tricky one to live with because of his various issues, but hey - who's perfect?

    I read elsewhere that it was an 'arrangement' for which she was paid $5m at the end. Don't think I believe that.

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  27. Jenny is going to completely ruin this relationship which I can only assume is on its last leg as we speak. She has been VERY publicly talking about how she wants Donnie to ask her to marry him since about the one month after they started dating. She's just so over the top and senseless about everything. (Sorry honey-the glasses you suddenly started wearing out if nowhere when you got the gig on The View aren't fooling anyone *biggeset eye roll ever*) She may not be aware if this but marriage is an incredibly serious thing not to be done on the fly and out of infatuation and a few people in Hollywood, like Donnie, still believe that. I 1000% buy this blind being true. Some women just don't get it.

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  28. Just shows what an idiot she is.

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