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Blind Items Revealed

April 28, 2010

#2 - This creeping towards A list movie actor, who looks about 16, is enjoying his new status a lot. This actor would probably never get a date if not for his career. He certainly wouldn't be able to pass around coke like party favors or get to snort it off the breasts of women like he did last night at a party.

Michael Cera

38 comments:

  1. Good for you George Michael! Maybe now Uncle Gob will have a harder time stealing your special lady friends! He must have learned some tips from shooting with Franco!

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    1. Lady H, I Love that show too! Good for him I say.

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  2. I'd rather set my vulva on fire than let Michael Cera near my boobs.

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    1. Kristin - please don't set fire to your vulva or boobs.

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    2. @texas rose help me keep that hob goblin away from my lady parts and I'm good.

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    3. Kristin, that would be Superbad. (Crickets chirping)

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    4. Nope. I am laughing.

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  3. Well the creeping must have slowed to a crawl becuz he isn't A list. And Enty it isn't like you to make fun of someone who looks like a troll. You should be ashamed!

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  4. The bigger shock to me would be if he was actually interested in the tits off which he snorted this coke.

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  5. Anonymous11:04 AM

    He was so cute when he was younger but looked like such a creeper on the Netflix season of AR

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  6. So he wasn't really acting in 'This is the End':) or he didn't have to stretch much to get into his role.

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  7. The (UK) famous but rather lacking in the looks department Premier League footballer Peter Crouch was once asked what he'd have been if he wasn't a footballer, 'a virgin' he replied.
    The same can probably be said for many of these celebs.

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  8. Lol @wiglet. Ouch!!

    Had to Google, kid looks like a guy I knew in high school.

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  9. Man, I was thinking about the wrestler guy ...lol. I was won

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    1. @steampunk...wondering at the collective cringe.

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  10. Ha, good one Violet.

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  11. Ahhhhh, youth. Dont know what he's up to now.

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  12. His career has stalled because he is getting a little too old to play the same role over and over and they can get someone younger to play dorky teenager roles. Will be interesting to see if he can transition into other older characters/roles. Hopefully he has some interest in being behind the camera.

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    1. interest and talent for behind the camera.

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  13. At first I thought it was a blind...I was going to guess Jonah Hill!

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  14. Dayum the commenters back then were good! They got this right out of the box!

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    1. come on Sandy - we would have nailed it too.

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    2. I fell into the rabbit hole, sandy! Just spent the last half hour reading old blinds and looking at old random photos. My god those Mara girls were adorable back then! Kate even had boobs!

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  15. Probably ...we ain't chopped liver around here.

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  16. No wonder he was so convincing in This is the End. I gotta admit, I love MC. I'm sure he can transition to the dorky/awkward adult roles, he was older in Scott Pilgrim vs The World which is a great movie btw.

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  17. I really liked him in Juno but don't get sexy offa that young man whatsoever. He just gives off the impression of that guy that attaches like a limpet and won't ever let go. Plus soft hands.

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  18. I kinda like Kate. Rooney not so much. But then Rooney wouldn't care much for me either.

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  19. That's funny sandy. I like Rooney, really don't like Kate. I don't like Rooney the person, I like Rooney the actor (b/c as a person she seems like a beech). She's fairly interesting on screen though. Kate is so boring in everything.

    In reality, they both end up being meh because one side of their family owns the New York Giants, the other side owns the Pittsburgh Steelers (i.e. I'm sure neither had much trouble "breaking in" to showbiz).

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  20. I have a cousin named George Glass but I digress. I think Rooney is the better actress but I also think she likes girls. Kate looks good and can sing a bit and neither really has to work to make a living.

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  21. I've got lots of scoop on MC's mother, (she's a very good friend of a friend of mine) but no idea about MC himself. Weird looking guy, I've never seen him in anything but I hear he's doing well. On broadway now was the latest I heard. Remember a blind on here before about someone being secretly gay and he was the most popular guess, so this one kind of contradicts that.

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  22. Scott Pilgrim vs the World is a really interesting and entertaining movie. Maybe the best comedy of the last 5 years. Certainly the strangest, in a very good way.

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  23. I read this super awkward story about how someone accidentally texted him and he befriended them. He ended up going to this kid's house party, and the most uncomfortable series of events occurred. Look it up, it's a glimpse into Cera's weird head.

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  24. He's been really dumb-funny in some movies.

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  25. He reminds me of cauliflower. Boiled. Excuse me, I'm bored, incredulous (come on, he's asexual/gay) and gassy.

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  26. Coke is fun till it's not fun anymore. It's a fkd up boomerang.

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