May 16, 2013
This A list mostly movie actress says that she wants to get divorced, but does not want to be the bad person so has tried to set up her celebrity husband and get him to cheat with women she has hired. The problem is her husband is so dumb that he believes his wife actually loves him.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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ReplyDeleteYep. No. I call bs on this one. I thought the consensus was that they'd both been having affairs for years? In between the peculiar noise sexy times.
ReplyDeleteHow sad. And interesting bc I always thought she seemed more into him than him being into her.
ReplyDeleteAll these blinds contradict each other. Apparently divorce is tough, y'all
ReplyDeleteRight Vi..EEEEE anyone?
ReplyDeleteMorning all. I woke up early for a Saturday so it's been tough waiting for a new post.
Morning, Sherry!
DeleteGwynnie is only in to GwynniEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ReplyDeleteSad EEEEEE Face
ReplyDeleteI'm with Violet. They were both having affairs the whole time.
ReplyDeleteThey were both having affairs but what I think she wanted was for him to get caught publicly so he'd look like the bad one.
ReplyDeleteHappy happy morning everyone!! Hey TTM!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to say that I believe every word of this item.
Hey Leeky!
DeleteChris Martin is a moron for putting up with her as long as he did. Even Affleck and Pitt had brains enough not to wife that.
ReplyDeleteMorning TTM, Leeky, Count, Vi,Vera, Lady H, Saints, Harlow, Lila and TE and anyone else who posted whilst I was saying mornin'.
ReplyDeleteHey Sherry!
ReplyDeleteHi Sherry & Leeky! Good mornin everyone! Rise & Shine!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's very sad indeed.
ReplyDeleteI think she was more into the perception that she was more into him or that her marriage and family were just the perfect little unit.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a BS blind. Don't think she would have to hire anyone. This is the opposite of what she was trying to do- someone planting bad stories about her so she looks worse, not that they would need to to make her look bad. Not a GOOP fan but this sounds like a bs madeup story.
ReplyDeleteSo if we're to believe this blind, here's how I interpret it: Yes, they were both having affairs the whole time, but I think the bit about him thinking she loved him just means that he figured she was still into the marriage and wouldn't be trying to set him up. Not that he thought she still loved him and therefore they were both in love. Just my two pennies.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand whiny pants Martin. They deserve each other and a private booth in the hell of their choice.
ReplyDeleteChris Martin stupid? Duh! I am amazed he's able to get thru airports all on his own.
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether he's naive and just can't accept she needed to marry someone to replace the father she was totally devoted to when he died. I think Chris really thought she was capable of normal love and the fact she had kids with him makes him believe that he wasn't used for everything he had for the last 8 years or so. GP is incapable of loving anyone but herself.
ReplyDeleteHe must be dumb because he married her and had kids with her so I agree on that point! Dumb as rocks.
ReplyDeleteShe got pregnant he married her, if she hadn't who knows what would have happened
ReplyDeleteShe got pregnant? All on her own? Wow
DeleteWow. Now that's just sad on all levels.
ReplyDelete@Sherry, I did too, and then took a morning nap. Morning naps are the worst!
ReplyDeleteChris Martin really doesn't come across as very bright but yeah, this BI contradicts the other one about him cheating and her getting mad about it because she expected the open relationship to be one-sided.
I guess she got married too quickly after her father died. She hadn't finished mourning him. She's a pretty mixed up girl and needs alot of therapy. Then she can pursue a relationship.
ReplyDeleteAfternoon everyone, I'm very behind today! Hope you guys are having a great Saturday!
ReplyDeleteChris Martin is dumb. He's been quoted as saying that the way he gets revenge on people who used to pick on him is that he tells them he married Gwyneth Paltrow. Some revenge! Who'd want to be with her snobby uptight ass? Silly Chris Martin.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite story about him is that when some fat woman was yelling at him in the street that his band sucked, he reportedly yelled back, "Go to Weight Watchers!" The whole thing is so juvenile it amuses the hell out of me.
This was a very flexible blind. All Enties had to do was wait for a situation that seemed to fit, and plug the appropriate names in.
ReplyDeleteAlso, there is no Santa Claus.
I thought Chris Martin was jumping on anything with a pulse and has settled with Alexa Chung now? He must've been very good at hiding his carousing.
ReplyDeleteI think she wanted him publicly caught so the divorce would look like his fault and she came off as the hard done by wife.
ReplyDeleteI can't with this fool. Chris Martin has actually been in the papers recently saying he's to blame for the breakup of the marriage. *smh* I don't know why his friends & family haven't explained the situation to him; he's clueless
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