April 16, 2013
Waitress - And what would you like for lunch?
B list reality star who is very skinny - I would like one piece of steamed broccoli. Nothing on it. One piece. Lightly steamed.
Waitress - So, one whole broccoli?
Soon to be probably ex reality star - No, just one piece. One stem.
Rachel Zoe
I cld smash sum broccoli!
ReplyDeleteMe & Basil got this one.
How guache
ReplyDeleteShe could have at least gone for asparagus.
She'd never eat asparagus, it would make her piss stink.
Delete...more than it already does
DeleteNicole Richie wrote a blind item describing how Rachel Zoe used to order her three pieces of asparagus. So she probably likes to shake things up sometimes. You know, for nutrition.
DeleteBinging and purging is the new laxative Rachel try it.
ReplyDeleteHow she had enough nutrition to carry those two babies at her age is beyond belief!
ReplyDeleteHey Writergirl! , enfamil, I'll bet. After all, it is en famille :-)
DeleteCrazy!
DeleteWell...Farts make you feel full.
ReplyDeleteMakes her bloated and gassy!
DeleteI love hot brocoli with a very little olive oil and salt
ReplyDeleteIt seems like today is eating disorder day at CDaN. Did you eat and drink something bad yesterday Enty and puke your guts out all night?
ReplyDeleteI really don't believe this--not because I think that Rachel Zoe eats like a normal person, but eating disorders thrive on secrecy. You try to pretend to the world that you don't have a problem. I could see her ordering a side of broccoli along with something else and then eating only one piece, but not this.
ReplyDeleteHey Karen! Good point. Old time alkies like ent don't bother with pretense, so the nuance of such covert behavior wouldn't be known when the blind was Ade up...
DeleteNow enty 27?, different story..:-D
Huh, I meant to say how gross but then it turned into a misspell gauche and that kind of fits better.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll go with How gauche.
She looks radiant when she's with her kids, I hope she's become better about the eating thing.
@Steampunk, oh that Enty #27--the bane of my existence. :)
ReplyDeleteLol Karen, I know! Such a pious know it all.
DeleteI don't know, maybe Rachel could stand to drop a couple of lbs. Nicole Richie too.
ReplyDeleteOr you could stand to drop off a cliff.
ReplyDeleteEither/or.
:)
For a moment there I thought you were telling me to go plummet to my death, but then I saw the smiley and realized that you still love me.
DeleteED's are private & lied about, like Guilanna telling waiters she has allergies.
ReplyDeleteBoth her kids had to be IVF, you know Zoe hasn't had a monthly in decades.
I have to agree with @Karen. I have a young relative who orders like everyone else at a restaurant. If there's enough going on, no one notices that she simply doesn't eat anything. That worked for a long time. Now, everyone notices. She still orders food, still doesn't eat it. The only differences is that now, everyone's aware.
ReplyDeleteI Think I've seen this situation once before.
ReplyDeleteYou find some pics with her eating.Maybe she has a metabolic problem or kidney problem.
ReplyDeleteand it looks horrible on her, aging in the face like a raisin
ReplyDeleteI agree, Karen. This is complete bs.
ReplyDelete<3 Harry
ReplyDeleteI was just funnin you :)
Hey! I got one! Break open the champagne.
ReplyDeleteKaren's right. This didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteif it did happen, it's for attention, to get people buzzing. some people want others to be like "omg look how skinny"... i dont think rachel zoe is like that, however. perhaps this was made up by the waitress or an onlooker.
ReplyDeleteAnd she probably paid $40 for it. That's L.A.
ReplyDeleteAnd she probably paid $40 for it. That's L.A.
ReplyDeleteWhy bother? And why go out to lunch in the first place. Just have some tea and say you're not hungry or just ate.
ReplyDeleteWhat she forgot to say is "and wrap that around a hot fudge sundae"
ReplyDeleteYes, but you have to think this was most likely in LA. Pretty much the only place where someone would order like this.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with her
ReplyDeleteWe already know Enty #27 does not like Rachel Zoe, thanks to *every single pap shot* having a caption that somehow manages to toss in a remark about her weight, even throughout her pregnancy. I guess thin-shaming is the new black. I mean, unless your target is Jonah Hill or Kevin Federline, right #27?
ReplyDeleteSo u r saying she was binging, lol. Beyond sad. Esp since i saw lifetime movie last night.
ReplyDeleteWhy do we speculate about random celebs *cough Danielle Jonas* faking the spermination but people like Rachel who clearly cannot grow and support another human aren't questioned at all? Maybe she had a surrogate and faked it cuz she's Rachel Zoe.
ReplyDeleteShe probably are that much because of pregnancy otherwise it's water and lemon.
ReplyDeleteHer breath must be incredibly horrible.
ReplyDeleteI can confirm. I saw RZ at a restaurant on Canon in Beverly Hills with her son, her husband and some other guy maybe a year ago. She ordered a bowl of lentil soup. The waiter brought the bowl, she asked for another bowl, and poured the lentils in it-and handed it back to him, keeping the broth.Everyone else at her table appeared to eat normally. We were flabbergasted-it was a great Italian restaurant and normally people don't eat like that there.
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