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Blind Items Revealed

February 6, 2009

#3 - There was a party at this celebutard's house about six months ago. At the time he was kind of on a tryout with his wealthy parents who had decided to give him another chance. All of you know this celebutard. You don't want to know him and would never want to meet him, but you know who he is. Anyway, jacked up on enough coke and speed to kill a rhino our celebutard decided to do his own feats of strength. How so? He took a sledgehammer and totaled the brand new car of one of his guests. The guest was not amused and absolutely beat the living crap out of the celebutard.

Brandon Davis/Barron Hilton

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  1. Wait - which one's which?

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  2. That sounds easy. Grease everywhere! And I have a hard time believing either one could lift a sledgehammer more than once

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  3. Is this separate of the time Paris accused Lindsey of making someone beat up Barron?

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  4. Couldn't happen to a nicer couple. Since both have disappeared, does that mean each was cut off?

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    1. TTM! I m happy to see you! Day off!!!!( for me :-D :-D )

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  6. This this the messed up 'firecrotch' one or the chubby herion addict that wants people to think he is straight one?

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    1. Is this the messed up 'firecrotch' one or the chubby herion addict that wants people to think he is straight one?

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    2. Morning Tex! (Tips a respectful hat) all I remember about Brandon is " firecrotch" and a gallon of greasy sweat. I think his nickname was ' greasy bear'

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    3. Thanks Steampunk

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    1. That's all I could think about too. Kat Von D is the worst. Same with these entitled fucks. Millions of people are starving ya know

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  8. It's he of the firecrotch infamy, @texas rose.
    Wait...WHAT DECADE IS THIS?!

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  9. Reveal is as of LAST decade, not this one. And yes, it's Greasy Bear, not Gummy Bear or Bloated Rotting Bear or whatever Jason Davis's name is/was.

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  10. rich people problems

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  11. Thanks for sluething it out- I was confused until I knew it was 'greasy.'

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    1. Hey leek! I find it hard to believe Greasy knew where to Find a sledgehammer, lol.
      Did he have a carnival with a ' feat of strength' hammer and bell ?
      I would find it more believable if he'd used a shovel :-\

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  13. Is today still Monday? Celebutards? OG Enty reveals. Pervs galore all day long. I know....ITS THE QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY!! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!

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  14. Morning TTM. For obvious reasons I prefer Turd to Tard. CelebuTUrd.

    IFF Turdblossom is good enough for a Presidential Nickname...

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    1. Good morning, Queen! Yay for you guys being on today!

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  15. Is this the one with the giant staph infected sore on his foot?

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  16. Brandon called LiLo Firecrutch, and now attacks his ex-gf Mischa Barton on Twitter for her weight.

    Barron claims LiLo hired some thugs to beat him up.

    Their parents must be so proud.

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  17. Vera-The open wound guy is NOT Brandon Davis but his brother..Forget the chunky bears name.

    And Brandon is a total douche nozzle. I guess the parents cut them off?

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  18. Found out the fat one is Gummy bear.

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  19. Gummy Bear is the fat one with the infection and his name is Jason. DID NONE OF YOU read my earlier comment??? Sheesh.

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  20. Who was the beater & who was the beatee?? Confusing, cuz both these pissflaps could use a beatin'.

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  21. Thank you Sherry (and Hunter)

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  22. The beater was Davis and the beatee was Hilton. Has to be. Barron is such a little twerp, he couldn't beat up one of his sisters.

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  23. Late shoutouts to TTM & Steamy!

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  24. Ever since "Fire crotch" comments Brandon Davis can do no wrong in my mind

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