Blind Items Revealed
May 30, 2013
This former almost A list singer/rapper and now still a solid B is having some special surgery. He is getting an implant put in his peen. Yep. He says he has always wanted to be bigger and he has had some impotence issues in the past.
50 Cent
Ew
ReplyDeleteJust because it only rises with guys does not make him impotent.
ReplyDeleteToo true Cleo, too true.,:-D
DeleteI laughed so hard it almost made me choke like a shitfaced Demi Moore... I was trying to make some crack about about being too small for Handler but you won this
DeleteI apologize for the extra snarky this morning, just waiting for idk...something. I kind of imagine Enty surrounded by notes, looking for the ones that pertain to this Clooney-thing.
DeleteMe too, Cleo. Me too. This is some bullllllllshit. Come on Enty
Delete@Cleo
DeleteLols
DeleteUm, congrats?
ReplyDeleteHe had ONE SONG that he sung through his teeth
covered in tats and a bad grill he needs more than a peen implant to get laid.
ReplyDeleteSteroid induced floppy cock.
ReplyDeleteOooh, I think Chelsea Handler's PR team is working overtime!
ReplyDeleteCleo - I'm beginning to think there will be nothing about Clooney.
ReplyDelete@Cleo no need for apologies, that was the funniest comment all day in a day full of dull blinds. But HDU - are you insinuating that GC might not be 'engaged' for all the right reasons?
ReplyDeleteI'm saying I smell a fish and it's not on a taco.
Delete@Cleodacat
ReplyDeleteYou stole my thoughts
Has there already been an OT chat about Clooney engagement conspiracy theories? Someone guessed that she is a super domme earlier and I like where that discussion was going. So: power domme, blackmail, knocked up....what say you folks?!
ReplyDeletePower domme all the way.
DeleteMessing with the peen, I think that's a one way trip to more issues. Have to ask that Bobbitt dude.
ReplyDeleteAh the frankenweenie. There's an old guy at my gym who has the one with the solid piece installed. Its supposed to give the appearance of semi erect. It just looks wierd. FTMs get the same surgery.
ReplyDeleteThere's another version where you can pump yourself up and you attach something like an air pump to your dick to get big. Seems like a lot of effort for so little enjoyment. Pumper isn't used much any more.
TTM. Good morning. First post of the day is abouts dicks. Surely the other three hosemen are nearby.
ReplyDelete((((Guido!)))) They can't be far! Have you read / heard of "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett? That's who I think of whenever things get all four-horeseman up in here.
ReplyDeleteHow is your morning?? How are the daffs??
TTM! Good Omens is one of my favorite books EVAR!
DeleteGonna go read it again now!
It is SO.FUNNY, isn't it, LowKey?? I knew there was a reason I liked you, lady! Impeccable taste
DeleteI want evidence. She me your peen! Haha!
ReplyDeleteDaffs are long gone. We're on to lilacs and peonies are teeing up.
ReplyDeleteIll have check out good omen.
Glad I got in the garden yesterday... suppsed to be a downpour today.
You totally should, fella.Favourite book ever. Followed by The Princess Bride, probably.
DeleteRain will be good for those, right? And at least you don't have to work today!
Im told that those with more than above avg endowment can have difficulty with staying fully erect.
ReplyDeleteBut im with Count on the steroid guess.
'tis true @Guido
DeleteHm. Ive always been partial to Robrtson Davies, another wily Canadien.
ReplyDeleteAh, dirty bird Robertson Davies! I had an ex that loved his work. I kind of faded oot around the time of the ribbon in the bum, speaking of four horsemen and all.
Deletehey, AND you like K.D. Lang! You're a Canadiana fan!
Love Robertson Davies! Not into Neil Gaiman myself. And yep lilacs in full show with the irises close to bloom.
ReplyDeleteMany related guidos in toronto. A small army of cousins. Grandpa s brothers picked Toronto.
ReplyDeleteI shall be on the lookout for Guido cousins in 12 days and 47 minutes then!
DeleteOmmm set delay, set delay, set delay Ommm
DeleteYour lips to Bob's ears, Steamy! Ohmohmohnsetdelayssetdelaysohmohmohnohnsetdelays
DeleteQAC: I've heard that about really big guys, but it doesn't sound as if Fiddy is in that category, assuming the BI is correct...
ReplyDelete(And now, of course, Liam Neeson, aka "New Hollywood's Version of Milton Berle", comes immediately to mind...but I don't recall ever hearing it suggested that Liam has had trouble with Not-So-Little Liam. ;-) Jon Hamm, take note: even more people are talking about Liam's wang than yours, and he seems to be dealing with it gracefully; if you don't want people talking about yours, then quit going commando! OK, maybe you didn't realize things were so obvious at first, but now there's no real excuse. Either put on your big boy boxer briefs--or regular boxers if you prefer those--or keep letting him fly free and proud, we really don't care; just quit your bitchin' about us noticing that you're circumcized, OK?)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up! LIAM NEESON beats the Hammaconda? That warms my heart! I finally saw "Love Actually" a few months ago and loved him in it. Now off to Google Liam's Big Weenie....
DeleteRobin, thanks for putting us back on dicks. Arty Canadien novelists are fine and all but us cdan types are most in our element wheen discussing plastic surgery,drugs and bad weaves.
ReplyDeleteAgree. Hamm needs to lighten up or self correct. Mr. Neeson gives me envy and makes my guy blush with inadequacy.
@queen what is ftm??
ReplyDeleteAt Blanc Debris all of our daffy's are done and the deer or some creature ate all our irises! What a pisser. I'll bet our dogwood is in full bloom and we're missing it. Damn!
ReplyDelete@Sugarbread: FTM is female-to-male transgender transformation
ReplyDeleteFTM is Female-to-male. Chaz Bono. Many FTM electto not get a dick. Which makes most dudes question their commitment to being a guy.
ReplyDeleteChaz opined that he hated testosterone as he felt an irrational urge to punch things. Dudes call that puberty. When testosterone kicks in it can be a real pistol of a time. Some think dudes with anger impulse issues never really successfully graduated from puberty.
Alex, I'll take dicks for 1000.
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ReplyDeleteStill waiting for my daffs to bloom but I planted them late and maybe in too shady a spot.
ReplyDeleteMy crocuses are out though.
Daffs like sun and open spaces. The ones near trees and bushes don't do nearly as well as the ones in an open bed. Don't know why.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it also takes a year to naturalize. You may not get them this year Tina but next year will be lovely.
ReplyDeleteUGH
ReplyDeleteWell there goes my theory that Alba had the hots for him because he must have been well endowed. So what did she see in him?
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