Blind Item #9
This up and coming no name actor recently learned a quick way to get ahead in Hollywood. Our up and coming actor was at a seminar for acting which was produced by this A list mostly movie actor who is closeted and an Academy Award winner/nominee. Our actor caught up with the up and comer after the seminar and invited him to coffee. This turned into a play where the A lister made sure to keep his hand firmly planted on the thigh and leg of our up and comer. After the play the A lister told the newbie that a role in a movie could be had if he slept with the A lister. This A lister could probably deliver but our newbie declined.
Kevin Spacey
ReplyDeleteFranco and any West Hollywood wannabe.
ReplyDeleteonboad with the Franco guess, despite the straight porn.
DeleteFor no particular reason Travis Fimmel popped into my head for the newbie. Kevin Spacey for the A lister.
ReplyDeleteNo idea, but kudos to the Upcomer for his integrity.
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey.
ReplyDeleteI'm a straight woman and I like gay porn..so yes to Franco
ReplyDeleteSpacey. The newbie should have said yes.
ReplyDeleteGood for him. Everyone needs to learn that not everyone/everything can be bought.
ReplyDeleteIT WAS HIM ALL ALONG! Were they drinking from Kobayashi Porcelain mugs?
ReplyDeleteJake or Jackman. I'd take either.
ReplyDeleteI <3 Kevin Spacey and refuse to believe bad things about ****spoiler alert for delicate souls**** Keyser Söze.
ReplyDeletePeople are still gonna be mad about that, even with a spoiler alert.
DeleteI know, Ray, I know. :( I'm going to buy some Girl Scout cookies to redeem my soul. :)
DeleteJackman is far more subtle and discrete, he does not pick up randoms and he doesn't have to offer trades to get what he wants.
ReplyDeleteScientology holds seminars for actors . . .
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think Dave.
DeleteYeah, my first thought was Cruise. He owns a studio or production company, right? It would be easy enough for him to promise roles in exchange for some nookie.
Deletebut on the other hand . . .
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wfla.com/story/24897445/actor-kevin-spacey-to-headline-iifa-masterclass-in-tampa
I want Kevin Spacey.
ReplyDeleteGimmie, gimmie!
Mine!
Those accidental double entendres (get ahead, up and comer) had me giggling. I am Beavis...
ReplyDeleteSpacey is not closeted so my guess is Tom C. The hand on the thigh bit seems like an aggressive move and fits what I have seen of Tom in interviews and such. That's all I got!
ReplyDeleteTurns out Cruise is a nominee only. So i'll go with Huge Jackman and with no clue as to the up and comer.
ReplyDeleteSpacey & Will Poulter, the kid from "We're the Millers". Actually that was a scene in the movie. Jason Sudeikis convinces the kid to service a cop to keep them all from going to prison. "Do it for the girls". When it turns out he didn't have to Sudeikis says "I can't believe you were about to suck a guy's dick".
ReplyDeleteIf the newbie is very young, it's spacey. He likes them young.
ReplyDeleteBut Spacey is not closeted. He is very much out in real life, he just doesn't promote his sexuality either / any which way in interviews.
ReplyDeleteI think Spacey considers himself closeted. A few years back a social studies textbook in the British school system put him in a list of prominent gay figures in British society. He had a fit and demanded they excise it from the books. (Just FYI for those who don't follow the stage, Spacey had been the artistic director of one of the two or three most important theatre companies in London for over a decade, which makes him a very important figure in British society -- a country where government funding of theater is a big social priority.)
ReplyDeleteI think Spacey considers himself closeted. A few years back a social studies textbook in the British school system put him in a list of prominent gay figures in British society. He had a fit and demanded they excise it from the books. (Just FYI for those who don't follow the stage, Spacey had been the artistic director of one of the two or three most important theatre companies in London for over a decade, which makes him a very important figure in British society -- a country where government funding of theater is a big social priority.)
ReplyDeletethere you go. take him out back and suck his dick!
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey and Richard Armitage
ReplyDeleteGotta pay those dues ya'll.
ReplyDeleteI hate the casting couch idea because it just reeks of exploitation. That being said, if whoever is offering can actually deliver on the promise a young guy could do ALOT worse than Spacey, despite his horrible treatment of resteraunt staff. I'd hit it.
ReplyDeleteETA what straight porn did James Franco do? I know he did that Cruising movie, which I have yet to see.
ReplyDeleteJF was watching straight porn on a plane.
ReplyDeleteB. Coops?
ReplyDeleteUp and comings - Theo James? Sam Clafin, Miles Teller?
ReplyDeleteSpacey, and how the heck do you guys guess the newbie? I have zero, ZERO clue. Kudos if you guys guessed right!
ReplyDeleteI can never decide if I love or am creeped out by Spacey. He's an amazing actor and totally captivating to watch when he's in a role. But I feel like in real life, he's the sort of guy that would be into underage Thai boys.
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey for the A lister.
ReplyDeleteI know two males up here in Toronto who had a run-in with Spacey. He was coming on strong to both of them, same type of thing, grabbing thighs and rubbing. He asked if they wanted to move ahead in their respective careers, both said yes. Spacey said they would have to "do something for him" first. One decided not to go up to his hotel room and the other did. A few months later, the one guy is still doing extra work and the other has a movie coming out this year. All that he had to do was take a Spacey shot in the mouth. Delight.
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