Monday, April 07, 2014

Blind Item #8

This Mad Men actress was at Starbucks this past weekend and spent 10 minutes ordering one item. She literally asked about every drink and food item and said she couldn't decide and took out her phone and called someone and asked what she should get. Apparently she was drunk and looked like a mess.


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36 comments:

  1. Count Jerkula11:46 AM

    Shipka

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  2. sandybrook11:46 AM

    Jj

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  3. Kelly11:48 AM

    Ha. I do that at new restaurants sometimes. Minus the phone call.

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  4. TalksTooMuch11:49 AM

    You should try ordering a taquito at 7-11 at 3 am. C'aint nobody pronounce that properly. I find pointing and waving money sometimes helped.

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  5. Jessi11:49 AM

    I love how January is drunk ALL the time, according to Enty.

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  6. Unknown11:50 AM

    Well if this was a Starbucks location that will/is selling alcohol, I could see her alcohol infused confusion. Still, I would've opted for a Chipotle and scored a Corona and chicken burrito.

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  7. saltygirl11:51 AM

    I guess Jessica Pare.

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  8. Kristin Wigs11:55 AM

    Who goes to Starbucks drunk? What a waste. Go get a library card and take your lame ass home.

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    1. Lady Heisenberg11:59 AM

      LOL. Some of my friends get coffee when they're wasted either to help sober up, or to give them more energy to keep drinking.

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    2. TalksTooMuch12:02 PM

      So you think a library is a better place to be drunk? I've never done it, but if that's what you recommend, I'm all over it, Wigs!

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    3. Kristin Wigs12:16 PM

      TTM, make sure you wear roller skates - not blades; doesn't give you a controlled push off on linoleum like a regular skate and youre careening off into space like Gary Busey on a motorcycle. (No offense to Busey)

      Make sure you rocket yourself down the self help aisle and grab what you can before being thrown out. It's like Super Market Sweep for functional alcoholics.

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    4. TalksTooMuch12:24 PM

      I'm on it! I thought just getting the library card would be fun enough (I can barely spell my name sober and nobody else can either), but getting actual books would be even better!

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    5. Lady Heisenberg12:42 PM

      ROFL
      DON'T FORGET TO BRING HIM!

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    6. TalksTooMuch12:50 PM

      My favourite part has to be when he put his glasses on. At the end of his nose

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    7. Unknown8:49 AM

      <------ former librarian

      We call the cops on drunks and homeless all the time. Go bowl instead.

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  9. WareCat11:56 AM

    Sally Draper.

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  10. Anonymous11:56 AM

    thats annoying

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  11. Alicia12:05 PM

    I've been drunk everywhere. I went to get my taxes done drunk. I got a manicure drunk. Movies are great fun drunk. All of the shopping that I did from 23-26 was done drunk. JJ loves booze the same way I did, everything is more fun drunk!

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    1. auntliddy2:20 PM

      Alicia, it may hzve been fun for you, but its a pain in the ass to those of us who have to deal with you drunks.

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  12. Seven of Eleven12:06 PM

    Yéyé!

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  13. GatorGirl12:08 PM

    Yeah I normally just stay home and pop in a pizza. .. No reason to embarrass myself at any food establishment. ..I even wind up deleting most of my FB posts too. .I can't be trusted with booze, a phone or a trip to the 7 11

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  14. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog12:09 PM

    Whenever I go to Starbucks, I kinda do that, too. Their menu is a different language, stuff doesn't match stuff in the real world.

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  15. Sherry12:18 PM

    I'm saying JJ too.

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  16. Oopsy_Daisy12:23 PM

    Jessica Pare, for sure. She seems like the kind of dumbass who would want to know everything about each drink.

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  17. crila1612:25 PM

    Who else but JJ.

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  18. Unknown12:30 PM

    @Kristin - that was an incredible use of a Busey reference!!! Love love love!

    Alcohol= Always
    Living
    Calmer
    Or
    High
    Ontop
    Life

    :)

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  19. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob12:31 PM

    I only know JJ and the big boobs carrot head in that series. But why didn't she have her kid with her on a weekend if this were JJ? Did she give him/her to the father who she does not know who he is?

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  20. Unknown12:34 PM

    @8=====D - (PS. Love writing that) That's Hendricks. JJ is the blonde with the mystery baby.

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  21. Unknown12:56 PM

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  22. Simon2:16 PM

    If it's JJ almost not even a blind since she apparently is always drunk so makes me think someone else

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  23. Unknown2:20 PM

    I see this all the time, except they're illiterate & need someone to tell them what's on the menu board.

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  24. Fiona2:35 PM

    Rabies is a viral disease of the nervous system that can affect all manmmals, including humans.

    Never let it be said that CDAN isn't educational.

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  25. Erik4:28 PM

    JJ (maybe she was still drunk from the night before?).

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  26. SugarTitz4:53 PM

    If its jj she probably handed her kid off to a stranger on a park bench moments before going to Starbucks.

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  27. di butler2:24 AM

    Ice Queen does seem too obvious, right? Pare?

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  28. Unknown4:42 AM

    yea

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