Monday, April 21, 2014

Blind Item #7 - Easy Easy

This B- list reality star who is married to an A list reality star might soon be going to jail but it didn't stop him from spending 36 straight hours with a college student/stripper in a hotel room before rolling back home around dawn and then spent the holiday like one big happy family.


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25 comments:

  1. Zelda Zonk11:00 AM

    Teresa and Juicy

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  2. sandybrook11:00 AM

    Teresas hubby the scam artist.

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  3. Lady Heisenberg11:01 AM

    Either Housewives drama or Holly Madison's dude Rotella

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  4. Seven of Eleven11:01 AM

    The Dean strikes again?

    Curious as to the "might soon be going to jail" part.

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  5. Sherry11:02 AM

    Teresa and Joe first came to mind..

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  6. Steven O11:03 AM

    Apollo

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  7. Katie11:03 AM

    Apollo or juicy

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  8. Lulu 11:04 AM

    Juicy Hoe

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    1. Lulu 11:05 AM

      *Joe!! The 'J' is right next to the 'H'!!!! Works with the H too!!

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  9. Seven of Eleven11:04 AM

    36 hours, though...

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  10. Kno Won11:06 AM

    I can't help wondering who got to clean up that room - and bathroom - after this 36 hour private party.
    Must be the mood of the day. Sheep sharing, trashy wannabe reality "stars", sex tapes...disinfectant is on my mind.

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    1. Maureen11:16 AM

      I would say Industrial Strength PineSol and lots of 409. That orange cleaner works pretty good and smells nice. You'll also need plenty of bleach for what's left of the sheets. The door and windows will have to be opened for a long while.

      I'm thinking Motel 6 or if he was splurging a Traveloge or Holiday Inn with genuine interior corridors.

      That stripper must have raked in a bundle if he's spending it all before he gets incarcerated. By this time I'm sure she's ready to let him go! I'm onboard with Teresa and Slimy.

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    2. Unknown12:10 PM

      Kno Won Uno - no doubt they needed a plumber or rotorooter also to unclog the toilet. He no doubt has industrial strength toilets in his house.

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  11. Steampunk Jazz11:14 AM

    Don't know but love the idea of Juicy"Hoe " taking his last fun ride...
    It sounds like a 70's blaxtploitation movie...:-D

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  12. Kno Won11:19 AM

    "Genuine interior corridors" - I love it, @Maureen! This should be part of every ad.
    The door to your room opens INSIDE of a building. Are we classy or what?!

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  13. Frosty11:24 AM

    The always charming Joe Giudice.

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  14. Sherry11:27 AM

    But who would want to spend 36 years with him?

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  15. Unknown11:45 AM

    First who came to mind was Apollo from RHOA.

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  16. Unknown11:48 AM

    Theresa & Joe Giudice??? Never! They are a VERY happy family kids!!!

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  17. Unknown11:49 AM

    King of the Neanderthals: Joe Giudice.

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  18. Count Jerkula12:03 PM

    For sex romps in north Jersey, I recommend the Loop Inn, Avenel, right off 1&9. Private parking lot, in room porn, rooms fairly sound proof.

    SFW Link To Hotel Web Site

    Only did the Champagne Glass hot tub room once. It was great. I don't think we even got around to boning in the actual bed. The regular rooms are all a little different, but you can request one with lots of mirrors.

    They now accept phone reservations, w/ credit card. In the past you would have to punt. Show up there, hope they would book an over night room in the afternoon, and head down to La Mirage if they wouldn't.

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  19. califblondy12:46 PM

    Joe was looking rough in the family Easter pictures. Lawd, he's gross.

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  20. Rose4:44 PM

    Where do you tell your kids you were for 2 days. They know you don't work.....

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  21. LT6:52 PM

    Are Theresa and Joe really A list and B list? G-d I hope not.

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  22. di butler7:59 PM

    Who the hell has to clean up all of that Joe Gorilla hair? Aaargh!

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