This A list entertainer(singer) known for the longest songs ever recently asked a woman to umm, urinate on him. Specifically the portion of the body above the neck.
Has to be John Mayer. After the stories of him asking chicks to show him their assholes and the Chestica Simpson scatfuckery I am sure he is a freak. Every fetish blind is gonna be about him now.
It's possibly R Kelly; he's paid off or settled with a lot of girls in exchange for silence, but a local journalist went on a mission after being sent the video of RK combining 2 fave kinks).
And--sorry to be pedantic--I've no idea what non-slang term refers to urinary fetishes, but Coprophilia is all about... uck. What @Ramone Love said about Chuck Berry, or NB coprophite is not fossilized piss from prehistoric animals.
I'll stop w/that (studying 18thC lit was TOO Enlightening sometimes).
Axl? Can't get much longer than Estranged :)
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ReplyDelete@sanwij Good call! Another contender!
DeleteIs R Kelly a singer? Because Trapped in the Closet is like 3 years long.
ReplyDeleteAnd from what I know about him, which is next to nothing, he's into that whole peeing on each other stuff.
Deleter. kelly duh
ReplyDeleteNo, please please not Usher.
ReplyDeleteBieber - cuz all her songs are too long.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say the portion of the body above the neck, do you quite simply mean the head?
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ReplyDelete♫ Pee on my face and tell me that you love me....
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ReplyDeleteR Kelly is known for getting off on the golden shower and for that long-ass never-ending song. How is this even a blind?
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Michael - I saw what you did there!
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ReplyDelete"I wanna piss on you, piss on me"
LOL
Now this is a kink I will never understand.
ReplyDeleteR. Kelly for the win!!!!! (Jack, he's definitely A)
How though? When was his last album? Also he's a pedophile idk how people can still rate his as A. eww
DeleteMaybe he's upgraded to gurgling it? Great. Now I'll hear R Kelly piss gurgling to Trapped in a Closet with TOMMY BOY
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ReplyDeletePeeing on the face (or any other part of your body, FFS) is...um...
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I just don't know what to SAY.
Ewww
ReplyDeleteDave Gilmour or Roger Waters of Pink Floyd. Their songs occasionally did a full side of albums.
ReplyDeleteA lot more were 6 minutes or more.
Neil Young or Bob Dylan
ReplyDelete@fancy ....Nasty?....
ReplyDeleteLol...sometimes the most basic words are the most fitting.
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sounds like rkelly. hes def freaky like that. and has that song that was like the whole album long. trapped in the closet , with like parts 1-6
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ReplyDelete@SALTYGIRL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Trapped in the closet is like 3 years long. That made my day
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ReplyDeleteDifferent strokes for different folks I guess. Not appealing to me but others seem to like that and even more gross things.
ReplyDeletesounds like Pharell with that 24 hour Happy video
ReplyDeleteHow is this not Dave Matthews (longest song ever)?
ReplyDelete@Lady Heisenberg: EW EW EW what has been thought cannot be un-thought...
ReplyDeleteMeat Loaf! (I won't do that)
ReplyDeleteRichard Harris is coming back from the grave for some golden showers?!?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the cake melted.
I dated that guy, til I couldn't take the begging any longer, but I never knew he was a singer.
ReplyDeleteHas to be John Mayer. After the stories of him asking chicks to show him their assholes and the Chestica Simpson scatfuckery I am sure he is a freak. Every fetish blind is gonna be about him now.
ReplyDeleteThat's slightly better than Chuck Berry, who liked to have girls shit on him.
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ReplyDeleteSounds like R. Kelly
ReplyDeleteWarecat- LOL...very good.
ReplyDeleteit is called coprophilic I would totally freak but Im over 15 so R Kelly would not do me
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww. Just ewwwwww. Don't get this fetish at all.
ReplyDeleteMatthew said: Richard Harris is coming back from the grave for some golden showers?!?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the cake melted.
Dude, you SO win the Internet today... *howling w/hysterical laughter*
He wanted a K Kraptrashian moment.
ReplyDeleteIt's possibly R Kelly; he's paid off or settled with a lot of girls in exchange for silence, but a local journalist went on a mission after being sent the video of RK combining 2 fave kinks).
ReplyDeleteAnd--sorry to be pedantic--I've no idea what non-slang term refers to urinary fetishes, but Coprophilia is all about... uck. What @Ramone Love said about Chuck Berry, or NB coprophite is not fossilized piss from prehistoric animals.
I'll stop w/that (studying 18thC lit was TOO Enlightening sometimes).
Dave Matthews aka stone cold freak
ReplyDeleteR Kelly, Trapped, Springsteen, Rose, Matthews, Timberlake, Dylan are all long song dudes. Springsteen has the most long ones, I think.
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