Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Blind Item #6

This A list entertainer(singer) known for the longest songs ever recently asked a woman to umm, urinate on him. Specifically the portion of the body above the neck.

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  1. Axl? Can't get much longer than Estranged :)

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    1. What I thought as soon as I read this.

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  4. Is R Kelly a singer? Because Trapped in the Closet is like 3 years long.

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    1. And from what I know about him, which is next to nothing, he's into that whole peeing on each other stuff.

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  5. No, please please not Usher.

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  6. Bieber - cuz all her songs are too long.

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  7. When you say the portion of the body above the neck, do you quite simply mean the head?

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  8. ♫ Pee on my face and tell me that you love me....

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  9. R Kelly is known for getting off on the golden shower and for that long-ass never-ending song. How is this even a blind?

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  10. Ha Ha Michael - I saw what you did there!

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  11. Is R. Kelly A list?

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  12. R KELLY!

    "I wanna piss on you, piss on me"

    LOL

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  13. Now this is a kink I will never understand.
    R. Kelly for the win!!!!! (Jack, he's definitely A)

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    1. How though? When was his last album? Also he's a pedophile idk how people can still rate his as A. eww

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  14. Maybe he's upgraded to gurgling it? Great. Now I'll hear R Kelly piss gurgling to Trapped in a Closet with TOMMY BOY

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  15. Anonymous8:55 AM

    ((Sigh))

    Peeing on the face (or any other part of your body, FFS) is...um...

    ((Sigh))

    I just don't know what to SAY.

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  16. Dave Gilmour or Roger Waters of Pink Floyd. Their songs occasionally did a full side of albums.
    A lot more were 6 minutes or more.

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  17. Neil Young or Bob Dylan

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  18. @fancy ....Nasty?....

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    1. Anonymous10:05 AM

      Lol...sometimes the most basic words are the most fitting.

      @Leek

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  19. sounds like rkelly. hes def freaky like that. and has that song that was like the whole album long. trapped in the closet , with like parts 1-6

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  20. @SALTYGIRL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Trapped in the closet is like 3 years long. That made my day

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  21. People need to stop stealing Ray J's early 00's moves! Haha

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  22. Different strokes for different folks I guess. Not appealing to me but others seem to like that and even more gross things.

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  23. sounds like Pharell with that 24 hour Happy video

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  24. How is this not Dave Matthews (longest song ever)?

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  25. @Lady Heisenberg: EW EW EW what has been thought cannot be un-thought...

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  26. Meat Loaf! (I won't do that)

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  27. Richard Harris is coming back from the grave for some golden showers?!?

    No wonder the cake melted.

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  28. I dated that guy, til I couldn't take the begging any longer, but I never knew he was a singer.

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  29. Has to be John Mayer. After the stories of him asking chicks to show him their assholes and the Chestica Simpson scatfuckery I am sure he is a freak. Every fetish blind is gonna be about him now.

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  30. That's slightly better than Chuck Berry, who liked to have girls shit on him.

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  31. Warecat- LOL...very good.

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  32. it is called coprophilic I would totally freak but Im over 15 so R Kelly would not do me

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  33. Ewwwwwwww. Just ewwwwww. Don't get this fetish at all.

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  34. Matthew said: Richard Harris is coming back from the grave for some golden showers?!?

    No wonder the cake melted.


    Dude, you SO win the Internet today... *howling w/hysterical laughter*

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  35. He wanted a K Kraptrashian moment.

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  36. It's possibly R Kelly; he's paid off or settled with a lot of girls in exchange for silence, but a local journalist went on a mission after being sent the video of RK combining 2 fave kinks).

    And--sorry to be pedantic--I've no idea what non-slang term refers to urinary fetishes, but Coprophilia is all about... uck. What @Ramone Love said about Chuck Berry, or NB coprophite is not fossilized piss from prehistoric animals.

    I'll stop w/that (studying 18thC lit was TOO Enlightening sometimes).

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  37. Dave Matthews aka stone cold freak

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  38. R Kelly, Trapped, Springsteen, Rose, Matthews, Timberlake, Dylan are all long song dudes. Springsteen has the most long ones, I think.

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  39. Billy Joel, as well.

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